*Totally mature fart noise*
gj
I am the mo2t mature.
Monterey Bay Aquarium

JVL
Today's Document
DEAR READER

shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz
sheepfilms

titsay

Love Begins
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Janaina Medeiros
Cosmic Funnies
almost home
Cosimo Galluzzi

#extradirty
Jules of Nature
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
will byers stan first human second
RMH
Show & Tell

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@xbrius
*Totally mature fart noise*
gj
I am the mo2t mature.
*Totally mature fart noise*
gj
:o)
:)
T)(e update )(as )(appened and I don’t know w)(at ebberyone’s w)(ining aboat, it’s kind of krill.
same
how tumblr can improve: just fucking hire the xkit guy already
ok ok im actually back this time
holy shit man
"Classic Header" is now "Header Options"
And it allows you to un-stickify the header and make it’s width fixed (which might be useful if you keep trying to click the blank space where the Tumblr logo used to be, like me.)
It also allows you to make the notification bubble on the Inbox red again, so you wouldn’t miss new messages.
If you already have “Classic Header”, you can perform an Update All from XKit Control Panel > Other > Update All to upgrade.
Send me a "☤" for my muse's reaction to waking up with your muse's head between their legs.
im baaaack
so i just finished breaking bad and
There’s a moment of silence before he responds slowly, “Hellooo.” He repeats hello quietly to himself before he continues, some words slurring into others but it was obvious he practiced a little, “Msorry bout needinya to call merox.”
You giggle a little after hearing him, before stoppig yourself as you figured it as a little insensitive. "Oh my god, Davey. You sound drunk!" you say, before leaning back again. "...don't worry about it. How're you feelin'?"
im going to heal myself after that update with heavy metal
Send an “Ѡ” for my muse’s reaction to being sent accidental nudes.
when u reblog one of those ask prompts and 38438943 people reblog it from u but u dont get any messages
Dave looks at the number he was given, before sitting up slightly and dialing. He pauses as it rings, muttering what small greeting he had in mind so it wouldn’t come out as slurred as some of his words tended to come out as of recent.
Roxy lies back in her chair and closes her eyes; then her phone starts ringing. She'd been expecting it, so she wasn't all that surprised. She picked it up and answered, before placing it next to her ear, giving a small yawn just before. "Hellooo."