⭐️ keep dreaming, space cadet ⭐️ @xchandlr - Tumblr Blog

its all fun and games until you hear someone say it

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Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I'm insane: ......okaaayyy?....

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.

i was looking at old photos and i wanted to show you how our story went, a little

bronwyn and i met at age 12 but i dont have any photos from then, really, but this is from grade 9 science class when we were being goofs and i was 13

this is from our first ever sleepover, we couldn’t stop laughing and we were sleeping on a mattress on the floor and we went to boston pizza and got plastic rings that we both still have (bronwyn kept hers on a necklace after that)

i went to bronwyn’s cottage for the first time in the summer after grade 9

we had our first kiss in grade 10 when i was 14 and were in a weird kind of dating limbo period

then i moved to the states and turned 15 and told bronwyn i was in love with her and we visited every chance we could and she sent me flowers and packages

then i went to junior prom with her and bronwyn cut her hair

then we had the most beautiful summer where i spent 5 weeks at her cottage and i cut my hair

then i went back to miami for 12th grade and turned 16 and bronwyn was 17 and we went to senior prom together

then i moved back to canada for university when i was turning 17 and we finally lived in the same place again and we loved each other so much and got breakfast together every day

then after a beautiful summer we started living together when i was 18 and bronwyn was 19 and we went to bahrain together and bronwyn dyed her hair brown and now i get to see her every morning and every night and we adventure in our city and have a coffee shop and love each other more than i could have thought. there were periods of scary intense darkness but we love each other so much and i’ve never been happier. i’ve known bronwyn since i was 12 and now i’m almost 19 and i love her more and more.

skeletonize

i’m never on here anymore, but i wanted to share that almost a month ago bronwyn and i got engaged!! under a beautiful tree on a perfect day and for the rest of my life i get to pursue her and care for her and make her laugh. i’ve said this so many times but now more than ever: if this is all i get, it’s so much more than i could have hoped for.

hopeful-weirdo

This makes me so happy

castielsteenwolf

this is the future gays want

sarahlouiseghost

This is amazing! 😭🙌🏻👻

boogyboys

Wow 😍

xchandlr

this is it, this is the gay agenda.

summmerteeth

Born in a ditch, but rise up a dragon.

#im just gonna tell yall right now #this man has singlehandedly fucked me up

alpha-beta-gamer

Some original mocap footage used to animate the characters in the first Mortal Kombat game!

#i love this very much

coluring

I AM SO SORRY IF YOU KNOW ME IRL

#honestly #yall followed me for band stuff #theres still band stuff hapening in my life #but now i think a lot about korean boys ill never meet

atinybeanchild

hellsingxmisfits

There is a story behind these mugs

raplinesoutro

yoongi fest 2019 ♡ 2/?

xchandlr

this man is going to kill me

#suga #yoongi #augst d

sugadaily

xchandlr

sorry everyone, due to circumstances i will be passing away

#yoongi #agust d #suga

africant

xchandlr

So y’all tellin me spongebob was an ab/dl?

#spongebob #spongebob squarepants #abdl

hautedeath

Jane Elliott giving a lecture on “Color Blindness”

jcoleknowsbest

seeing these white people squirm gave me joy.

covenesque

Mad respect to her bc she made that vid FREE instead of making ppl pay her to repeat us like Tim wise does

zombielit-deactivated20240310

Jane Elliot is the definition of a true anti-racism ally.

afroxvx

Loved this video. I also loved when the white girl started crying and she didn’t go running to make her feel better as she had no reason to be crying any way.

dynastylnoire

new followers, welcome. watch this.

slimgoodymakeba

Yeah for every 5 new followers I get I lose 4 because I stay posting shit like this. They think it’s all jokes with me and it’s not. I like to have fun but it’s real for me and if you can’t accept that then begone.

sableyesmaw-moved

this was actually really gross those people could be gay, trans queer, mentally ill, disabled in a non visible way, abused ect and have to deal with that every day as well so i think she and the school doesn’t have th right to do this shit