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[some-kind-of-shane-deactivated2]

[ungoliantschilde]

LOL.

[davebiab]

It’s so weird how I used to be the kind of person that hated christmas music, but something about making these silly remixes has allowed me to enjoy it like I did when I was a kid.   

Hope the festivity can rub off on you too :) Merry Christmix! :D

[xenarthrandynamo]

This is amazing

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

George Takei,

You rule. 

[the-geeky-feminist]

George Takei is a beautiful human being.

[ikkimikki]

I love George Takei!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

George Takei being amazing and mocking these sad, pathetic bigoted idiots in his glorious style

It is the best thing

LOOK AT ALL THIS STAR-SASS RIGHT HERE :D

[bourbontosociety]

I’m not even sorry for putting this on my blog. This is perfect.

[sweatshirtspice]

I’d like directions to that island of men too, please!

[xenarthrandynamo]

Takei's faces are priceless

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Don’t ever feel bad for making a decision that upsets other people. You are not responsible for their happiness. You are responsible for your happiness.

(via weareallgettingby)

Sorry I killed your family but hey, I'm not responsible for your happiness right?

[markrosewater]

Why can't bees be green as an exception to the color pie, like dragons in red? Technically, dragons should be black, probably. Sometimes the exception brings the main rule into better clarity through contrast. There's something very nature-feeling about bees and insects.

Green could have the occasional hornet but they shouldn’t be large fliers (and really why do they have to be flavorfully) or deal direct damage to creatures.

[xenarthrandynamo]

Why are fifty different people saying "yeah but the flavour works"? Mark isn't disputing that l.

[markrosewater]

Where on the color pie would love fall?

Every color loves but each in its own way.

White uses love as a means to bind a community together.

Blue uses love as a means of self improvement.

Black uses love selfishly often as a means to gain power.

Red uses love emotionally igniting passion which it often uses to motivate itself.

Green uses love as a means of honoring those around it.

[xenarthrandynamo]

MaRo is love

[shiggyconcarne]

SJW Hate Mob VS a Lymeric

[xenarthrandynamo]

Hate solves nothing guys

[unlimiteur]

begging for cards and shameless self-promotion in the same breath? i’m impressed

[vriskanon-deactivated20150616]

Wow.

[keytarofkruphix]

Bahra confirmed for advertising genius.

[xenarthrandynamo]

I smell an in joke, Bahra streams under the name Bahra.

[rhiannonmcgavin]

on the one hand bronies “coming out” as a ponysexual or whatever because they think it’s just as dangerous as being gay is appropriative and homophobic as hell but on the other hand imagine some 22 year old with premature balding twisting his fedora in his greasy hands as he tearfully explains to his horrorstruck parents that he jacks off to technicolor horses 

[rhiannonmcgavin]

there’s a reddit thread devoted to people grumping about this very post

[nilvoid]

Ahahahahahaha

[xenarthrandynamo]

Yeah because no one hates or mocks bronies. Prejudice is prejudice.

[booty-wizard-deactivated2017110]

thoughts on my deck splashing blue?

[holdpriority]

More Lili

[xenarthrandynamo]

I have no playtesting or experience but 3 Waste Not seems like a lot to me as it doesn't do anything on its own.

[ghoulesq]

darren wilson said he felt like a third punch would be fatal

when has three punches to the face ever been fatal

"poor guy, howd he die?"

"oh he was punched like 3 times" 

[xenarthrandynamo]

People have died from one punch this post is weak

[markrosewater]

Hey Mark today is my birthday and I wanted to ask what are the odds to see a sliver planeswalker in the future?

That’s more of a Doug question. Designwise I’m skeptical because I’m not sure how to mechanically make it feel sliver-y.

Happy Birthday!

[xenarthrandynamo]

+1: put a sliver from your hand onto the battlefield -3: emblem “slivers you control get +1/+1” -5: emblem “slivers you control gain Annihilator 3”

Or something idk I’m not a designer but that feels slivery to me

[cjoll4]

Ok sure but only if it costs ten or more mana and starts with 2 loyalty I mean damn, those are freakin’ powerful abilities

[xenarthrandynamo]

Oh yeah i agree what I said doesn’t seem like a reasonable card at all, I just threw the first sliver-ish abilities I thought of together. I don’t think RnD should print that card, I was just giving abilities that felt mechanically like a sliver to me.

[cjoll4]

Yeah, I admit I’d like to see annihilator again. Pretty sure Wizards is going to limit it to the Eldrazi, but it’d be amazing with slivers.

[xenarthrandynamo]

Not many keywords feel ultimate worthy but Annihilator does

[markrosewater]

Hey Mark today is my birthday and I wanted to ask what are the odds to see a sliver planeswalker in the future?

That’s more of a Doug question. Designwise I’m skeptical because I’m not sure how to mechanically make it feel sliver-y.

Happy Birthday!

[xenarthrandynamo]

+1: put a sliver from your hand onto the battlefield -3: emblem “slivers you control get +1/+1” -5: emblem “slivers you control gain Annihilator 3”

Or something idk I’m not a designer but that feels slivery to me

[cjoll4]

Ok sure but only if it costs ten or more mana and starts with 2 loyalty I mean damn, those are freakin’ powerful abilities

[xenarthrandynamo]

Oh yeah i agree what I said doesn't seem like a reasonable card at all, I just threw the first sliver-ish abilities I thought of together. I don't think RnD should print that card, I was just giving abilities that felt mechanically like a sliver to me.

[mallomallo-deactivated20141126]

someone please BOOST THIS BITCH.

So much racism over this ferguson verdict and it’s really drawing out the garbage from the crowd. Her place of employments number is 

845 695-1724

GET THIS RACIST BITCH FIRED 

[mynameisxex]

This doesn’t fix anything

[markrosewater]

Hey Mark today is my birthday and I wanted to ask what are the odds to see a sliver planeswalker in the future?

That’s more of a Doug question. Designwise I’m skeptical because I’m not sure how to mechanically make it feel sliver-y.

Happy Birthday!

[xenarthrandynamo]

+1: put a sliver from your hand onto the battlefield -3: emblem "slivers you control get +1/+1" -5: emblem "slivers you control gain Annihilator 3"

Or something idk I'm not a designer but that feels slivery to me

[necrophilofthefuture]

JK Enterprise Landscaping Supply: [phone]

or send them a message with this contact form:

http://www.lumberjake.com/contact-us/

Mr. Remington Geisler has been bragging that no one has been able to “find shit on him,” including his full name, after tweeting incredibly racist things for days. 

Well, Rem, all it takes is a little detective work. Like scrolling through your damn Twitter page.

You tweeted this in 2013: 

Good luck, asshole. 

[malacostrican]

https://www.facebook.com/JkEnterpriseLandscapeSupply Is the company FB page.

[xenarthrandynamo]

Getting people fired doesn't solve any problems, at best you make one ignorant man jobless well done.

[planeswalkertexasranger]

Seems like I’ve been ignoring my children lately, so to make it up to y’all, here are 10 new commandos! Two of which are returning favorites from my play group and many others.

So Nocturnal is a bit of an odd card that I was experimenting with. So pretty much it works to the effect that your opponent has to choose to counter your spells blindly, and if they let, oh say a face-down kill spell resolve,  they can’t really respond to it since they allowed it to resolve. So I’m pretty sure some people aren’t going to like it and tell me why it doesn’t work, but I don’t care! Push the boundaries! PWTR out!

[xenarthrandynamo]

I don’t get Barry Allen, why would you want to bounce him to replay him? Just to untap?

[planeswalkertexasranger]

Board wipe evasion, storm counts, ETB effects, untap him, no mercy effects, sorcery speed removal evasion, and that is kinda just the start.

[xenarthrandynamo]

Sorcery speed removal in his controller's second main phase?