Planeswalker TexasRanger

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Sorry I haven’t posted anything on here in forever, but I haven’t forgotten my lil’ babies. Here’s some eye candy for you sexy jerk offs:)

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So it's been awhile, but I finally had some time to put a few gen-gens together. I hope you like em'. They're baked with love. PWTR

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Cards! Cards I tell you!

Just throwing a few things out today, I've been awfully swamped this holiday season. I hope you all had a Merry Christmas and have an equally festive New Year. PWTR is out this hizzy!

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Alright! So it's 1:34 am. Which means it's late...or does that mean it's early? Whatever! New cards to keep up appearances! Yay! 

So first off, I made like a token card for Shiro's card from my last post, kinda like how they did the morph tokens and also made the Royal Tart Toter waaaay too lumping OP! Also note, I know populate and detain are out of their color alignment, but I've learned that, that doesn't really all that matter like how exalted be a black ability in time. So hope you like these cards, I know they're not as pop culturally loved as some of my other ones, but I make cards on this blog as an outlet and also to make characters I like become more aware. PWTR, out this hizzy!

PS! I'm half asleep, so I hope you laugh at my grammar and typo errors ya nerds!

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Hidely ho neighborino! PWTR is back this week with a some bad-ass babes n' dames.....aaaaaannnd Dark Link & Toothless. So the Kiva picture is a little racy, but it's the only one I could find that wasn't porn or wasn't bad. So...yeah. Don't make this awkward for me and don't tell my mother.

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Here’s some new cards that’ll make you go, “Mamma mia!——-here I go again. My my, how can I resist you?Mamma mia, does it show again. My my, just how much I’ve missed you?”

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Isn’t Luigi a… Tad op with any life gain every turn effects?

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Weegee gonna win

[island-delver-go]

Wario is straight OP

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Wario and Weegee the the best here, Wario having a built in Kusari-Gama and Weegee giving token decks a board wipe option. It’s worth nothing that he has to deal combat damage which keeps him from getting like burning anger and being insane, but it also makes grappling hook broke as shit. 8 commander or a one-sided double pyroclasm.

I’d say Weegee is better because he’s in colors that are fantastic for what he’s trying to do and selesnya tokens is a well supported deck now with board wipes Also rakdos is kinda crap tier overall, though it doesn’t matter as much when you are playing voltron I guess.

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Damn good criticism and critique. Thank you very much:)

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Looky, looky, I've got Hookey. 

So here's some more nerd candy for you kids. I don't really have many words I want to say here, but what I will say is this, "Love you!" Just love you, not a full I love you. Not yet.

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Look what I found hiding underneath my bed! New commanders! Sorry I've been falling behind on releasing cards as of late. I've been very occupied on writing up the next couple of adventures for my D&D group. Check back here on Saturday for another 6-Card Drop off.

I personally felt that after Jack joined up as a teacher at Grissom Academy, she truly demonstrated traits from all five colors of the Magic color spectrum. So agree or not, please let me know what you think of her. PWTR, signing off.

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Alright, now I know the Orianna is complicated, but I had to get as close to her character as I felt was humanly possible. Also I really wanted to make her after watching Corn's performance piloting her last night/this morning at the League of Legends World's Semi-Finals. Well ladies, I am off to watch the Twerking Dead premier! Hope you nerds enjoy your cards. PWTR, SIGNING OFF!

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Sorry it's been at least a week since I've last posted any cards on here, but to sate your hunger I'll throw you a bone! Here is your newest round of gengens. Enjoy

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3...2...1...Fight! Rack em' up, and take em' down. Today I baked another fresh batch of commanders for you my friends and followers. Ooo! Look, they're still warm and smell yummy:) PWTR

P.S. I made Draven for a very good friend of mine by request. Thanks Braden T. for making a request buddy:) Send me your requests and I'll happily get them fired out for you.

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Demons, and warriors, and a berserker oh my! Kings, Queens, Princesses and CEO's; all the royalty in the World of Warcraft and upon all Earths vie beneath our High Heaven's grid to become your new general commander. Battle or Blessings, I want to hear your warcrys!

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Get your hands off me you damn dirty casuals! So, being a man of my word, here are the cards I swore I'd make for you lil' babies. So please enjoy and don't feed them after midnight.

Update! I forgot to put Flash on Rita. She was supposed to have it all along, that was an error on my part. Sorry haha

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Are you ready to rumble?!!! Tonight we're going to throw down hard with Disney princesses and anime characters galore. Now I know most of them are women, but that's how it usually works out anyhow, and I don't care! Please let me know if you've tried playing any of my little compiled commanders and how they worked for you. Feel free to comment and leave requests also. This be PlaneswalkerTexasRanger, signing off.

PS! More incoming Tuesday! So keep your eyeballs clean.

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Why howdy ladies! How weird is it that I've been consistently updated my blog this past week? huh? How weird? Tell me.

So I made these cards instead of doing some stupid ice bucket challenge to raise awareness for baby-face syndrome. 1 out of every couple of guys suffer from not being able to grow adequate facial hair. And not only am I a huge supporter and founder of this comity, I'm a victim and a patient too. So please help raise awareness, with your help, we can make people aware. And when people are aware, it grants them the power to ignore. Yay!

Finally: Wizards of the Coast and other artists own all the art, rights and likenesses I am compiling to create fun and exploitative generals for mine and your Edh decks, so this is a toast to all great artists of Deviantart.com and the fine soldiers that make Magic the Gathering possible, and yes! I will always copy and paste this. PWTR

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Hello ye' Smelly Scalawags, here's a fresh batch of generals that stretch and lube the rules of Edh and bend them over on their axis. They go as far as altering deck construction and brake the unspoken law of "no legendary flip creatures" as your gen gen. Also note that there is no way in Hell I'd ever put the text 'God card' on a Magic card, though I probably should have put it on Heather, but I didn't because this isn't Yu-gi-oh! yo!

Finally: Wizards of the Coast and other artists own all the art, rights and likenesses I am compiling to create fun and exploitative generals for mine and your Edh decks, so this is a toast to all great artists of Deviantart.com and the fine soldiers that make Magic the Gathering possible, and yes! I will always copy and paste this. PWTR

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My dearest brawlers and sight seers, today I dust off a few heavy hitters along with a couple of their minions. I hope you either laugh at your foes misery or save the day. So remember kids, say 'maybe' to strangers and brush your teeth both ways before crossing the street. This is PlaneswalkerTexasRanger, jerking...I mean, signing off.

Finally: Wizards of the Coast and other artists own all the art, rights and likenesses I am compiling to create fun and exploitative generals for mine and your Edh decks, so this is a toast to all great artists of Deviantart.com and the fine soldiers that make Magic the Gathering possible, and yes! I will always copy and paste this. PWTR

(PS. I fixed the Norman, his ability does not target now and figured out how to download the updated font for M15 tokens. Silly mistake on my behalf. Please forgive me, I know not what I've done.)