ADHD-Inattentive

Kyr | 28 | any pronouns | aro/ace | gender = 404 error

[charl0ttan]

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

[yoshspace]

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

[hotvampireadjacent]

The Panera bread wanter

[exitwound]

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

[mutationgirl]

it’s bullshit that being under this much stress has yet to awaken my latent psychic abilities

[pukicho]

Quarked up white boy

[jazzslug]

They Might Be Giants - Particle Man

[sarahseeandersen]

This new piece is part of a collaboration with The Marine Mammal Center! We have made signed prints available and a portion of all proceeds go to them.

[itscolossal]

Dreamlike Scenes Unfold in Masha Foya’s Ethereal Illustrations

[allpiesforourown]

"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show

Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood

House: sounds like you need to lose weight

[krasnoarmeyets]

it's really awesome and fitting that i live in the information age because i fucking love information

[triviallytrue]

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[ozth]

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

[uncertainlys]

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

[12u3ie]

I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe I’m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo

[pokemon]

This

[coughloop]

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

[fearthefuzzybear]

[memeclassheroes]

[greywrenn]

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

[adamsmasher]

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

[optionalcausality]

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to have a wii fit