Lord Xenu

Your Supreme Galactic Overlord (gimmick blog)

[cruisefessions]

“I would love to get him pregnant just to see what it would do to his mind.”

[xenusupremeoverlord]

I would love to get hom pregnant

[hello-friends9500]

I feel like a Facebook mum posting this, but this thought has helped me a bit.

[whereismyitem2]

They think that Im Tom Cruise

[whereismyitem2]

I Smoked Tom Cruise......

[imakuni]

so, they didn’t want players killing kids in the new lego star wars, so they made them immune to friendly fire damage, but they didn’t make them invincible, so now speedrunners are doing extended air combos on them to cross large gaps and climb tall structures. this has been dubbed Child Flight

[digital-meat]

“Sorry kid this will shave 10 minutes off my run”

[argon-offical]

rb if you hate ai

[catchymemes]

[1romanticatheart]

Words to live by

[xenusupremeoverlord]

gay bear Xenu is canon L Ron Hubbard told me in a dream

[xenusupremeoverlord]

where the males at

"yo" or whatever the modern youth say

[tall]

[christian-theology-offical]

No I agree that sounds like a great gay bar

[xenusupremeoverlord]

we gotta make that building an LGBTQ+ hangout ASAP

[christian-theology-offical]

How do we achieve this? Maybe if enough of the speed runners are gay it'll happen naturally...

[xenusupremeoverlord]

Duuuude I wish i could go but im trapped in the volcanooo </3

[theonion]

Howling in terror upon observing the Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy in all of His uncovered glory, TikTok creator Alex Morris reportedly screamed Friday after barging in on a bathing Xenu during a speedrun of a Church of Scientology building. “Jesus fucking Christ—what the hell is that thing?” Morris said mid-livestream as the ancient, incomprehensible Progenitor of All Thetans arose from His porcelain tub with a loofah in His hand. 

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[tall]

[christian-theology-offical]

No I agree that sounds like a great gay bar

[xenusupremeoverlord]

we gotta make that building an LGBTQ+ hangout ASAP

[xenusupremeoverlord]

happy pride

-from gay hunk Xenu

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[s1ck-pup]

the wreckage is mine, built from things i swore wouldn’t hurt me twice

[xenusupremeoverlord]

i want to have hot steamy gay sex with an E-meter

[xenusupremeoverlord]

oh my god LRH is sexy. I want him