Xero Space

Just a random blog where I post a little of everything.

[ithelpstodream]

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

this meme I hate it

[gelasticscholastic]

I’m mostly mad that I had to sing EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE in my head

[didney-worl-no-uta]

[cicadachild-deactivated20191130]

my stomach hurts

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

[warpedchyld]

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

[startrekrenegades]

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

[adfdruidry]

No matter who you are, we welcome you at our good fire. Come join us. Be a part of our conversation. Let the flames of our Fire of Unity warm you as they warm us. ADF is a bright place where the Children of the Earth Mother gather. 

Learn more about Druidry at ADF.org

[housecatincarnate]

[musicalmelody22]

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

[fororchestra]

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

[corruptbucky]

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

[justtkeepcalmm-deactivated20250]

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

[lady-gorthaur]

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

[elsajeni]

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]

[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

[minguskingus]

This is the best band post 

Everyone else go home

[oxboold-deactivated20180729]

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

[prokopetz]

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

[vivelafat]

Julius IdontgivaFucik

[septemberbells]

More like Julius Fuckit

[sushinfood]

Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share

[haha-leigh]

I haven’t been in band for years but this made me laugh so hard

[hisroyalnerd]

I haven’t seen this post in ages and I’m dying of laughter

[tobinlaughing]

I didn’t think it could get better after The Foghorn Tuba Story, but it did. It got better. Bless you, MusicTumblr.

[cinnam00nbun-deactivated2018082]

NICHTS FÜR LAUWARMDUSCHER.

[hifi-rat]

You don’t need intimacy in a relationship when Pokemon Go exists

[whale-shark-queen]

@caurae

[tigerwithasniper]

Reblog if you’re Team Instinct

Reblog here for Team Mystic

Reblog here for Team Valor

Credit

[micdotcom]

Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” 

[leading-blind-bats]

LEADING-BLIND-BATS LUNAR GIVE AWAY! 

GIVEAWAY?! YES YOU READ CORRECTLY. IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER GIVEAWAY!

I figured since I haven’t been as active with college and what not, my followers who stuck around with me all these years truly deserve this! This is my way of saying thanks for putting up with my craziness and providing so much support to me over the years.

HERE’S WHAT YOU CAN WIN:

A wrapped stone pendant necklace

A marbled pendulum

A herb jar of good fortune (Includes variety of stones and herbs inside)

A star and moon ring

So here’s the rules: 

You must be following me

You must reblog atleast once.

You can reblog this as many times as you would like.

No giveaway-blogs allowed

Everytime you reblog you receive an extra entry into the drawing to win! So reblog your heart out!

You may message me here anytime you would like for further questions. Please make sure you reblog and follow me or else I will not be able to sufficiently enter you into the raffle. 

THIS GIVEAWAY WILL END JUNE 20TH 11:59 PM ON THE STRAWBERRY FULL MOON.

With love and regards to all of you amazing followers

Sincerely, Sami (leading-blind-bats)

[awwww-cute]

[fukkkres-deactivated20140519]

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

[gifsboom]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Onward, my noble steed! [video]

[thelastsworlds]

Come Mr. Wiggles! We ride to WAR!

[the-awesome-quotes]

[lifeascaptain]

This is damn cute.

[coloradohounds]

Life goals tbh

[kadeart]

Stare competition

[geckogalaxy]

Krinkle was feeling particularly autumnal today, look at his leaf hat! 

[autumncozy]

Cats in scarves in the fall.

[cybergata]

[libbj-deactivated20220101]

their daughter

[un-rare-deactivated20151106]

madelinegxvx

[madelinegxvx]

o meeee god

[geemutt]

[xer0space]

Help for a friend

A friend of mine recently got displaced by a fire at her neighbor’s apartment and lost quite a bit of work and possessions.  If anyone is so inclined to help the link is below.  

“ Sunday night, a careless neighbor violated the building's no-smoking policy. They set their apartment, and the units surrounding it, on fire. The fire jumped the firewall between our apartments, and began to burn through the roof, destroying my kitchen, my bathroom, and nearly burning into my daughter's room. Our unit is a total loss and is being torn down to less than studs. Everything in my kitchen is lost, all the food I had just bought the day before, microwave, and lord knows what else is either smoke or water damaged. Everything else is covered in insulation from vent holes, or filled with the smell of melting vinyl siding. My apartment manager hopefully has a unit for me ready in 3 weeks, and a garage to store my things in until then, but I am out of paid time off of work due to my daughter's mental illness flares and the time I'm losing at work is money out of my pocket. My dearest friends have asked that I set up a fund so they can help, and it is with a huge swallow of my pride that I do so now. I've never been one to ask for help for anything, yet, here I am, unable to deny that I need it. I'm already looking at 3 days unpaid, and heaven knows how many more before we are settled all back in the same home again. “ 

http://www.youcaring.com/shannon-bradbury-and-kit-410670#.VcrcclQBhul.facebook