Locked and loaded.

I'm an angel with a shotgun, fight until the wars won, I don't care if heaven won't take me back. I'll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe. Don't you know you're everything I have? They say before you start a war, you better know what you're...

[asslrose-blog]

my cats so fucking stupid we got some nice ass furniture around my house but she chooses the fucking fRYIGN PAN TO SLEEP IN

[cosmicwizdom]

[zizicat]

[hajohinta]

[fakethistoyourgrave-blog]

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

[hahlsey-blog]

do u mean excited

[easycomfort]

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

[explosion2]

A++ recovery

[easycomfort]

don’t encourage him

[astrotheyge]

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

[allthe23yearolds]

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck

[hotdadcalendar-blog]

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

[weetbixgod]

Babies have no concept of object permanence

[usefulnewt]

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

[highlandvalley]

[rats-for-candy-deactivated20151]

holy cow

[vastderp]

circle maus

[sushinfood]

ham ball

[shorm]

the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID

[yungxpapi]

ok honestly if you’re ever curious about anything, get me sleep deprived and asked me at 3 in the morning and you’ll get a solid answer.

[xerai]

friend: they're flirting with you

me: no they're not..

friend: they really are how do you not see this?

me: i've yet to hear them say, "i am romantically interested in you, dating would be swell." until i hear that it is never certain.

[patchoulisandwiches]

I was at the library the other day, and my daughter was playing at the Art Table with two other girls. One of the little girls’ mother was near by and said “Aren’t you girls good little artists!” 

And the third girl perked up and said “My dad’s an artist!” 

The woman smiled indulgently and says “Oh really, what kind?” 

The little girl proudly told her “He’s a tattoo artist.” 

And the woman. Oh man. Her face just twists, crumples into something nothing short of disdain, and she opens her mouth and says “That’s not…”

“An easy job,” I cut in, looking the woman in the face because really? You’re going to tell a child her dad’s not a real artist. “In fact it’s very very hard, because that art is alive forever on a person, not like on paper. And that’s scary! You have to be really good, to be a tattoo artist. Your dad must be really, really good.”

what kind of person could just try and crush a little kid like that? goddamn.

[irlsludge]

the amount of sass in this screencap is overwhelming

[leepacey]

[ csa tw, child abuse tw, rape tw, abuse tw, domestic abuse tw, cutting tw, suicide tw ]

It’s not just Chris Brown and Bill Cosby: white celebrities commit heinous crimes and abuse people just as much as anyone else (if not more), but where are the public call-outs? The damnations and blacklisting? Four of these people have won Oscars and another four have been nominated. Too often, abusers are welcomed back to Hollywood after allegations are publicized, and nobody seems to care. In the case of Roman Polanski, many celebrities even rallied to clear his name—including Martin Scorcese, Tilda Swinton, Wes Anderson, and over a hundred others. All of this makes abundantly clear that the art these people create is seen as more important than bringing them to justice, and the only time the public is actually willing to call anybody out is when that person isn’t white. And, even with cases like Bill Cosby and Chris Brown, the public and the media are always quick to protect the abuser and accuse the victim(s) of lying for attention—with Bill Cosby, almost forty women accused him of rape, but it took a confession from him for people to even entertain the idea that Cosby was an awful person. People cite “innocent until proven guilty” as their reason for not believing victims, instead of employing the societal mindset that would actually be helpful for victims of rape and domestic violence: always believe the victim first.

[punch-a-your-buns]

so glad that this was made and that it included female abusers too.

[xerai]

While none of this is acceptable, none of these people got a tattoo of the person they abused on their neck. Just saying.

[xerai]

Grandma: *walks in my room and hears my girlfriend on skype* who are you talking to?

Me: uhhh my bae

Grandma: my bae? what is a bae?

Me and girlfriend: *laughing so hard that we're wheezing and falling over*

Grandma: What? What's funny? Becka? Are you going to tell me what that is or not??? *concerned face*

Me and girlfriend: *dead from laughing*