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this my birthday yippee if only marco were real
(a continuation)
in the morning, you wake in an unfamiliar bed with an arm slung around your middle, warm and familiar even if this was your first night together. there's a surety to it, a safety to the way azami holds you, even as you turn to look at him. there's a vulnerability about him that you haven't seen since before the war, his features softened by sleep. soft, not unlike the fluttering beneath your skin at the sight. his hold tightens, bringing you closer, and you nearly feel loved, though you're sure he's been this way with the others that have come before.
(you know of them, fleeting things that have always ended after too short of times because it's obvious that he's waiting. someone in his peripheral who guarantees that none of this will last. it's why you've never pursued him yourself; so obvious is he with his patience that it sparks a quiet jealousy in your throat.)
as you pull away, uninterested in letting this feeling fester, he shifts.
"where d'ya think you're going?" his head lifts, eye squinting at you through the blanket of sleep that still engulfs him.
"nowhere."
"y'sure about that?"
"yeah, i'm sure."
the corners of his mouth quirk as his head falls back into his pillow, arm bringing you flush against him. "good."
Priest Jester x Novice Reader Smut Part 1
planning a part 2 to this hehe
hello my loves! this has been on the brainspace forEVER but i only recently got the inspiration to actually write it, hehe
WARNINGS: MDNI, smut, priest jester x novice (nun in training) reader, AFAB reader, heavily implied to be female reader but no pronouns are actually used (ofc), GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF CATHOLICISM, like dont read this if u got catholic trauma, corrupt priest, innocent reader, virgin reader, shame, guilt, repressed sexuality, jesters a freak, corruption kink, no actual fucking in this one lads (yet), humping, shoe humping, improper use of prayer, god complex jester, uhh jester gets called 'father' but in a priest way not a daddy way, orgasm control, praise, slighttt degradation. umm i think thats it
WC: ~4.1k
Just re-read my post about Enjins pants falling down because I think it’s funny as fuck and thought about something. (link here if you wanna read that one first)
Imagine that happened and your Jinki is your shoes and they help you run hella fast. Like, his ass is NOT catching you as you tell literally everyone at HQ that the supposedly super cool and always calm Enjin got pantsed by a trash beast. By the time he finally ‘catches up’ to you (aka, you stopped running away), he is a sweating, panting mess, bent over with his hands on his knees to try and get some air back in his lungs.
“You’re….fucking…evil…” He is barely able to get that out before collapsing into a chair.
“Ease up on the cigarettes and you might be able to keep up."
“You know that’s bullshit. You’d be faster than me if you smoked as much as I did and I never smoked. It ain’t about my lungs."
“Yeah, but it doesn’t make it any easier having shit lungs.” He looked miserable in his chair. His hair was sticking to his forehead and he had taken off his jacket. It makes sense. He had been running for almost an entire hour, trying to keep up with you. Plus you knew the jokes about what happened were well on their way which would just add to his misery. You felt a little bad. So, you reached into his pocket, which earned a slightly shocked and inquisitive look from him, and pulled out his cigarettes and lighter.
Carefully, you lit one up and held it to his lips. The look on his face told you that this was for sure a turn on for him. He didn’t hesitate for more than a second before taking it between his lips. As he took a drag, you kept your hand there. Only when he started to breathe smoke through his nose did you move your hand to cup his chin, tilting his head up to face you a bit more. You leaned in close to his face, watching as his eyes relaxed a bit till they were half lidded.
“If it makes you feel better, those abs and that happy trail were a real sight for sore eyes. Plus your legs looked real good.” He could feel your breath on his ear and it sent shivers down his spine. He didn’t have time to react before you pulled away and started to leave. “See ya!” You called out, already turning a corner.
Enjin let out a groan while standing up, getting a second wave of energy to chase after you even more. This time, for a completely different reason.
How do gachiakuta feel about giving you cunnilingus? How good are they at it?
includes: enjin, gris rubion, tamsy caines, follo tunito, arkha corvus, bro santa, august stilza, semiu grier, bundus begalkeit, zodyl typhon, jabber wonger
tw: pussy eating, use of toys, fem!reader, mentions of period sex
a/n: cunnilingus is such a silly word, we need a new one.
NSFW (18+)
very much so convinced that enjin’s favorite time to eat box is when you’re laid up on the worn leather of your couch, eyes glued to the flickering screen of your television—weekly episode drops for your most recent obsession being the reason as to why you barely even looked at him from 6-7pm on a friday evening.
it also turned out that this time was when your boyfriend wanted to gently spread apart your plush thighs, your hand absentmindedly pulling at his scalp to direct him exactly where he needs to be, sloppy kisses to each side of your lips making you sigh quietly.
“mpfh mwa—" he mumbled into you, your legs trembling slightly from the vibration of his voice.
“'jinnn don’t talk with your mouth full...” you murmured, his mouth moving to nip at the softness of your inner thigh before returning back to the warmth of your heat—alternating between teasing kitten licks and long flat strokes of his tongue, building you up with a quiet consistency that slowly crept up on you, nails digging into the peeling leather as the chatter from the glowing screen blended into a low drone.
“r-right thereee!” you sighed and you felt one, two thick fingers press into your slick walls, tight ring of muscle greedily sucking in both digits as he curled them up slightly, jaw going slack from both the internal and external stimulation.
he was always a great eater but it seemed like the fact that your attention wasn't completely on him only spurred him on further, dedicated to making it so that all of your attention was on him.
and it was working, back arching a little as his cheeks hollowed out, that low drop in the pit of your stomach making you groan as you let your eyes flutter shut—ready to fall of that metaphorical ledge, fingers scrunching even tighter in his hair.
You cant help it. You cant.
He's literally grinding and pressing against your gspot, it's too good. He's making you feel too good.
You can't help the airy whimpers leaving your lips and if he doesnt stop fucking you right there....right there.....oh fuck right-
"UHHHN-MMF!!!!!"
He covers your mouth. Tightly. His whole hand firmly has the lower part of your face covered and you feel his warm skin and hand muscles flexing to keep over your drooling mouth.
It's all too much and you're so surprised that even though he's covering your mouth hes still fucking you through your orgasm.
The whole thing violently turns you on all over again and you cum a second time and scream behind his mouth.
"You sound soooo good~♡ let's hear another one"
𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 | 𝐟.𝐜. — ✨~.*🍋 ྀིྀི *.🌻~ 💛
── .✦ note and tags: had a thought about you in frank's fav sundress ..... and well! nsfw content ahead, minors dn not interact, frank castle x fem!reader husband!frank goes kinda crazy over you in a sundress, public sex, reader has a v, fingering, squirting, brief oral sex (f/m receive) backshots in the backseat, dirty talk (frank running that mouff), use of petnames (baby, mama, papa, sweet wife, baby girl, sweetgirl), slight food play?? — excuse any typos I was excited to post and this is subject to be edited!
wc: 4k
Frank has a special place in his heart for that pale yellow sundress of yours.
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enjin x f! reader
ᢉ𐭩 — your boyfriend enjin is missing! but when you find him, something’s wrong…
a/n: 2p enjin hmu!!!
it’s one of your off days at cleaner’s hq, to which you’re content with just lazing around for the entirety of the day. team akuta’s got their day off, too, but something just doesn’t sit right with you.
their leader has been m.i.a. like, all day.
usually by now, enjin would be lazed on top of you, saying anything and everything to get underneath your skin. but his sudden absence and the fact that he’s quiet, no less, is worrying enough on his own.
so, you make the decision to go find your boyfriend. maybe semiu’s seen him.
“semiuuuu.” you call her name.
her gaze darts up to you, back to her adult magazine as she closes it, before back up to you. “what’s up?”
“have you seen enjin?”
she’s quiet for a moment, contemplating your question before shaking her head. “mm-mm. i haven’t seen him since this morning. but i did see him talking to bro earlier.”
“kay, thanks,” you throw over your shoulder, your feet immediately moving you to wherever bro may be. if you know him, he’s definitely with his team, team child. a team of little powerful monsters.
you wander the halls for a moment before finding him watching over dear and guita in the training room. his eyes find yours when you walk in, offering his gentle smile.
“hey, what brings you here?”
you give him a smile identical to his own. “hey bro, have you seen enjin?” you ask.
“i was just with him, actually.” he replies. “i heard him say that he was going to be in the common room.” typical enjin, wandering wherever his feet take him.
you head towards the common room once you give your gratitude to bro, pushing the doors to the common room open. the sight before you makes your breath hitch.
the team’s there. zanka, riyo, and rudo are all doing their own thing, dwelling in each other’s presences. but there’s someone there who’s completely different.
enjin.
he’s leaning against the wall, but instead of his golden locks, there’s raven in its place. amber is replaced with ruby red. his earrings are also red, and his tattoos are different— black in red instead of red in black. and the cherry on top?
his choker’s blue. since when are the chokers blue!?
“what the hell?”
all eyes in the room turn towards you.
riyo’s eyebrows quirk up. “what’s up with you? you look like you’ve seen a ghost.” “i might as well have,” you murmur. “enjin, what…”
his eyes narrow at you. “what? it’s just me.”
huh, his personality’s a little different too. a bit feistier than usual. “no it’s not.” you deny.
“what does that mean?” he barks.
“who are you and what have you done to my enjin??”
everyone’s staring at you like you grew two heads and four ears. zanka’s the next one to speak up. “he’s the same enjin. you sure you okay? didn’t hit your head?”
“how are you going to look at him and tell me he’s the same? he’s completely different!” you exclaim. “his hair’s black, his eyes are red, his tattoos are literally inverted?? look at him!” your hands gesture towards “enjin” frantically, frailing to make your point.
then another voice pitches in— rudo’s. “he’s… not?” your head snaps towards him in betrayal.
enjin finally decides to join the conversation, eyebrows furrowed with confusion. “it’s literally just me, boo.”
you blink once, twice, eyes darting towards everyone before landing on the carbon copy of your boyfriend. chuckling nervously, you take a few steps back and quickly turn out of the room, “enjin’s” eyes following you the entire time.
“what’s up with her?” you can hear their voices trail after you.
“dunno. maybe exhaustion.”
that is not enjin. how can they look at him and say that? he’s literally different.
“maybe i’m just tired.”
your feet take you to your room, head spinning. are they all pulling a prank on you? they have to be. or maybe you’re just hallucinating this whole thing. yeah, that’s got to be it.
not that you’re really complaining though, ‘cause he looked good.
a knock pulls you out of your thoughts. “baby?”
fuck, it’s the doppelgänger.
“you don’t get to call me that.” your voice is loud enough to carry across the door.
a sigh. “i don’t know what’s gotten into you, darling, but you better cut it out. lemme in.” his tone is demanding, enticing even.
it has you swinging the door open.
he’s leaning against your doorframe, eyes glaring down at you with an intensity that has you nearly squirming underneath. “y’gonna tell me what’s going on?”
your nose scrunches. “i’m not talking to a copy of my boyfriend.”
he pinches the bridge of his nose. “what the hell are you on about?”
“you tell me,” you bite back, emphasizing your words. “you’ve never had black hair, red eyes, and your tattoos were never black in red, and everyone’s acting like everything’s normal.”
enjin the doppelgänger stares at you, unblinking, before finally speaking up. “yeah, you’re crazy.” he takes two steps to close the distance between you. you attempt to take you steps back, but one of his hands dart out and catches your wrist.
“enjin—“
he tugs you towards him gently, but firm enough to put you two chest to chest. his other hand comes to your hip, pressing just enough for you to feel the heat through the fabric. you start to squirm, but his hold locks you into place.
“i know you love playing these stupid stunts of yours,” he begins huskily, eyes locked on to yours. “but i’m not playing your games today, angel.”
“you’re the one playing games.”
your eyes find something else in your room to look at, but the hand that had your wrist trapped comes to your jaw, tilting your head back. “look at me.”
he closes the distance slightly, his breath brushing at the stray strands of hair across your features. “it’s always been me. i’ve never had golden eyes or hair, different tattoos, or whatever the fuck you decide to come up with.”
you’re silent, free hand remains still in the air, unsure of what to do with it. your body itches to touch him, but it doesn’t sit with you touching some alternate version of your man, even if he is yours.
yet, depsite yourself, your hand comes into his raven locks, caressing and playing with the strands. it feels just like his, and his expression softens as soon as you relax enough to let yourself have this. “you…” your voice trails off.
he shuts the door with his foot before returning his attention to you. “there’s my girl. you just love being difficult with me, huh? should’ve known.”
although your bones tell you that is isn’t your enjin, your heart knows it is. even if it’s some kind of prank or alternate universe.
he closes the distance fully, lips pressing against yours with a gentle reverence that has your knees weak. he tastes of cigarettes and something faintly sweet, just like he usually does while your lips move with his in a familiar rhythm.
you sigh into the kiss as it deepens, arms coming around his neck to pull him closer, though there’s practically no space between the two of you. once of his hands come to cup the back of your head and hold you there.
enjin breaks the kiss by barely pulling away from you, a string of saliva left behind as evidence of your little session. “baby, let me just…” his voice is hoarse, one of his hands trailing underneath your shirt. you nod without any words, your own touch moving across the visible tattoos on his chest.
and just as enjin comes close to your chest—
you wake up.
it’s a slow process— you blink blearily, trying to become aware of your surroundings. then you notice someone’s arms around you, red in black tattoos.
you look up, and he’s already looking at you.
golden hair, amber eyes. the corner of his mouth is turned up, one dimple flashing. “morning, gorgeous.”
enjin. your enjin.
you stay unmoving for a moment or two, just taking him in before you find your voice. “you should dye your hair black.”
he blinks. “what’s that?”
“nothing.”
Ghost desperately needs to fuck his client. (You)
tags | plug! Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley x reader, smoking, weed, smut, vaginal fingering, riding, creampie, not edited, brain worm I had
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The first time you ever bought from Ghost you were wearing a skirt way too short to be socially acceptable, stumbling to his beat-up car with a drunk smile plastered on your face. He remembers it all a little too clearly, the way you leaned into the passenger window, smelling like tequila and the minty mouthwash you used to try and cover the smell up.
“Hi.” You giggled.
“Hi.” He responded, raising his eyebrow at you.
“Um, my friends over there,” You pointed to a group of girls across the street, “Dared me to come buy some off you.”
Enjin embarrassing himself by his pants falling down in front of you.
He just finished a job with you. It was the first time you both were alone on a job together and he was HELLA showing off. Like, it’s bad. He pulled out all the cool moves and tried to make sure you didn’t have to do a lot. Then, at the end, as he’s trying to aura farm and look cool while posing as a trash beast disintegrates behind him, his fucking pants fall down. He hadn’t realized that something broke his belt while fighting.
You try your best to not laugh. You really go the full nine yards; eyes closed, biting your lips together, covering your mouth with your hands, looking away. None of it helps. The image of him with his pants around his ankles and his white briefs in the middle of the battle field is just too funny. Not even the fact that he had a really hot happy trail could save him right now. The laugh comes out of you despite your efforts.
“Don’t laugh!” He yells, already holding his pants back up.
“I can’t help it! That was genuinely perfect timing!"
“You’re too mean to me, boo.” He complains. Once he is close enough, his hands are already reaching for your waist.
“Hey! Wait! I need that!” The belt was slid free from your belt loops.
“Not more than me. Besides, it would just be hot if your pants fell off.” Once the belt was secure on him, he got into the car. “Get in or I’m leaving you!” The ride was silent as he sat with his embarrassment. It was only when you got to HQ that he said something.
“Not a single word about this to anyone.” The two of you just stared at each other for a second before you flung your door open and started running. After all, he was much faster than you so you needed as much of a head start as possible. He quickly followed, desperate to keep your mouth shut about this entire thing.
simon's team finds out that he has a missus and she's heavily pregnant.
simon had never taken you to fancy galas before, and this time, he said he'd introduce you to his team, hence why you were so nervous.
he walked through the doors like he owned the place, a firm hand pressed on the small of your back.
everyone expected him to show up alone, like he always did, but tonight, he had a companion. behind him, clutching the fabric of his dark silky suit, was you. you were dressed in a flowing floral dress that hugged your body perfectly.
your cheeks were flushed, not used to all the attention on you, and you kept your eyes fixed on the floor, hiding behind his massive frame. you felt overwhelmed, completely out of place.
and then their focus shifted to your growing belly. you could hear the whispers and their gasps.
your bump was unmistakably showing. simon had helped you pick up that dress, let them see how beautiful you look, knocked up with my child. he had said, before leaving the house.
simon's hand rested possessively on your lower back, while his other hand was protectively splayed across your stomach.
lieutenant riley has a missus? and she's pregnant? was all you could hear.
gaz, who was exchanging words with a recruit, nearly choked on his champagne. soap dropped his glass. price just stared, his cigar forgotten in his hand, his eyes wide.
simon leaned down, pressing his lips to your ear, his voice so low that only you could hear. "you're doing well, love." he murmured, and there was a dark satisfaction in his tone.
simon's intention was clear. he'd brought you here deliberately, knowing exactly what the reaction would be. he wanted everyone to know who you belonged to.
it was a silent warning. let them talk. let them stare. at the end of the night, he would be the one listening to your sweet moans.
wait wait, better version of this, best friend enjin seeing how your boyfriend is treating you so badly, and on a night you finally, finally have had enough and go out with him, semiu, mildretta, gris, etc. they all are telling you what you need to hear, that it's time to dump the guy
but once you are with enjin one on one on the dance floor, he is telling you how pretty you look, that you look so much better when you are being you, having fun...and he finally cracks, leaning in and about to kiss you, but...he can't, swerving his head to your neck with a frustrated groan.
"i can't, i can't do this, baby, this is already pushin' it..."
he lifts his head and presses his forehead against yours, looking into your eyes with a need and desperation that makes your hands feel sweaty as you wrap your arms around his neck.
"if....if you really want this, really want to give me a chance, to show me everything i've been holding back for the past two fucking years, you need to make it official, doll," he says lowly, his hands trembling on your waist. "break up with him. tell him it's over, please. let me know this isn't gonna be a mistake, that you wake up in the morning and leave and go back to him, and we both have to hide what we did...please, baby, please."
tamsy overstimulates you so much you try to run
cw: smut :: unprotected sex :: overstimulation :: degrading praise if u squint :: author's notes at the end :: wc - 900
tamsy caines ✗ fem!reader
"where do you think you're going?"
tamsy grabs onto your hips, sliding you back down the mattress until your lower body snaps flush against his hips, burying his cock all the way back inside your oversensitive pussy.
you’ve tried to run three times aleady, weak limbs trembling and scrambling on the sheets in pitiful attempts to break free from his torture, all to no avail.
“tamsy, please!” a whine tears out of you before you can stop it, followed by a sigh of pure exhaustion. your heart beats frantically against your ribs, the intense sensory overload causing more tears to prick at the corners of your eyes. “no more… n-no more,” you sniffle. “I can't— please, no more—”
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