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internally: having a breakdown
externally:
Would you like to know how it feels to vote for a protest candidate in a very close Presidential race? I can tell you.
It doesnāt feel all that good even while youāre doing it. Then, after the Republicansā idiot child king gets into office, it feels even worse.
I voted Green in the 2000 presidential election, for many of the same reasons that I see a lot of Bernie supporters talking about now. And for my sins, I actually have a record of my thinking at Ā the time, because I have been old on the internet for a long time now. Here is a chunk of something I wrote explaining my decision to vote for Ralph Nader in 2000:
āEspecially now that almost nobody is voting these days, the defection of a particular block of voters, even if itās small, is of serious concern to either party. Thatās why you see George jr. out there whoring himself for the Christian right, just like his father before him. But Gore doesnāt whore for the liberal left, because he doesnāt have to. He knows that as long as he doesnāt actually start talking about criminalizing abortion and rounding gay people up in cattle cars, weāll stick with him just out of fear. Which means weāve already lost any power we had. We canāt influence the Democratic partyās agenda; we canāt impact Goreās platform; we canāt put any kind of pressure on him. All we can do is concede, concede, concede. Telling ourselves while we do it that itās all right, it could be worse.ā
Ah, the pugnacious pungency of my younger days, how I miss it. Anyway, rereading that has reminded me of how BAD it feels to be in the position of having to choose between two candidates who donāt seem willing to fight for anything you believe in. And I actually do not disagree, generally speaking, with Young Plaidderās assessment of the evils of the two-party system. So, you know, it curbs my desire to yell at the Bernie Sanders supporters who are still not willing to vote for Clinton. Theyāre already in pain, itās neither helpful nor strategic to make them feel worse.
Here are some things I know now that I was wrong about then:
1) I SEVERELY underestimated the amount of damage that an unqualified and incompetent President of the United States can cause. SEVERELY.
I have seen a number of comments from the Bernie or Bust perspective suggesting that if Trump got elected, heās so uninterested in the whole business of government that he might not actually bother implementing what passes for his platform. Friends, you may be right or you may be wrong. But Iāll tell you what: the eight disastrous years of George W. Bushās presidency, during which I am 100% convinced Dick Cheney made most of the major decisions, are all you need to teach you that incompetence at the top can be just as destructive and dangerous as malice. Itās very, very unhealthy for any organization when the person who has all the executive power is someone who either canāt or wonāt use it effectively. It leads to factionalism, infighting, and corruption, because his subordinates know they can get up to whatever shit they want and nobody will bother stopping them. If you want to imagine a Trump presidency, try imagining a Trump cabinet. He doesnāt even know enough Republican politicians to fill it with. Itāll either be cronies from hisĀ ābusinessā dealings or names that Mike Pence fed to him figuring he wonāt know any better. Who wants to see what a gang of evangelicals and profiteers get to do to this country while the boss is out golfing? I donāt need to. Iāve seen it already. Itās hideous. Weāre still trying to recover from it. I mean this is the reason that New Orleans was essentially destroyed by Hurricane Katrinaā¦and nothing was done about it. Because Bush put in some chum of his as the head of FEMA who could not have found his ass with both hands and a flashlight if you gave him a week to do it. And that is why there were corpses floating in the streets of New Orleans days after the hurricane was over. Incompetence kills. It doesnāt have to be evil. Youād be amazed how much damage stupid and untrained can do.
2) I didnāt expect that we would experience a massive terrorist attack on US soil during the next 4 years.
That was not an unreasonable assumption to make in 2000. Itās a completely unreasonable assumption to make in 2016. I think itās also pretty clear which candidate would, given the opportunity to wreak VENGEANCE! that such attacks always provide, do the most damage with it. The entire twenty-first century, nearly, testifies to how catastrophic it is when the person in charge of responding to a terrorist attack on American soil is an idiot who has no understanding of dipolmacy or foreign policy and no way of making decisions apart from listening to his own ID.
3) I didnāt appreciate the importance of the one issue Gore would actually have made some significant movement on: climate change.
I honestly still think Gore only did all the other crap he didālike, say, choosing Lieberman as VPābecause he wanted to have a chance to GET to the Oval Office and do something about climate change. He grasped the importance of it long before most other American politicians wanted to talk about it. I really wish heād been in the Oval Office in 2000 to get the ball rolling. I really, really, really wish that.
Hereās the good news from that paragraph: the Bernie Sanders campaign has already changed some of the things I was complaining about in 2000. The platform has moved left. The agenda has changed. There is pressure on the Clinton campaign, to which they have responded. In other words, just by running the primary campaign, Sanders has already achieved a lot of what I was mistakenly hoping my protest vote in 2000 was going to achieve.
Bernie Sandersās speech last night was basically a bunch of variations on that theme: that the Sanders campaign itself has already had a greater impact than a protest vote (or protest abstention) would have, because it has changed the party. Has it changed Hillary Clinton? Who knows. But if the past 8 years have taught us much, itās that in terms of shit you can get done, Congress matters just as much as the presidency if not more. Get enough left-thinking Democrats into Congress, and they can lead even if Hillary Clinton wonāt.
So anyway. Iām voting for Hillary Clinton. Because I donāt want to have to say that I did not do everything I could to prevent George W. Bush from becoming the SECOND WORST ever President of the United States.
Thought it would be interesting to look back at this post from 2016. It is definitely depressing.
Iām officially linking this post to anymore inane reblogs and asks.
There was a moment very early on in this post where I realized 2016 hadnāt happened yet and it was, because I can find no more apt descriptor, bone-chilling.
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due to not wanting to. I will not be
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when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?
The final boss
You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?
I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer
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Every now and then I think about that post I made in high school, back when I was coping with a mom who was lowkey an alcoholic. It went something likeĀ āif you need alcohol to have fun you should see a therapistā and everyone and their mother were allĀ āum sweaty actually i use alcohol to cope so shut the fuck up and die.ā Like.Ā
I was never wrong. Yaāll shouldnāt need to get completely blasted to have a good time. Idc if it helps youĀ āunwindā or whatever. Itās not a coping mechanism. Like yeah have a few beers with the boys or whatever, but if youāre getting drunk just so you can take it easy, you need a therapist.Ā
Anyways alcohol culture is toxic. Go to therapy.
Lost too many patients to liver failure from alcohol use. Please think about this.