[ i'm prob gonna revamp this blog soon lol. as well as my wondy.... ]

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Not today Justin
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@theartofmadeline
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
cherry valley forever
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Origami Around
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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#extradirty
Mike Driver
KIROKAZE

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@xhypnoticprofiteer-blog
[ i'm prob gonna revamp this blog soon lol. as well as my wondy.... ]
MY LOVE FOR THIS SONG IS ETERNAL
Don’t date Nice Guys. Date Evil Guys. Date guys who revel in the darkness of the night. Date guys who are monsters and loving it. Date guys who wear their villainy like it’s a fashion statement. Date guys who treat you like a gentleman but are merciless towards enemies. Date guys who come to the party with a melodramatic and terrifying entrance. Date guys who use smoke and mirrors and candlelight to ensnare their victims. Date guys with diabolical master plans about world domination.
me: [doesnt get attention for fifteen seconds]
me: [drapes self over the lounge] it is fine. i am Okay. i suppose it is simply my destiny to die alone. Abandoned. Without a soul in the world to care for me. [delicately wipes a glistening tear from my eye] i'm not bothered. i Understand why you all Hate Me and wish me dead. after all, maybe it is all for the best....... [i stare forlornly into the middle distance, allowing my limbs to go slack as i lie back and wait to wither away, ignored forever]
"You're hot when you're angry."
Send “You’re hot when you’re angry” for my muse’s reaction to your muse saying this.
[ 🎶 ]
*eye twitching*
“ it is exceedingly difficult not to punch you. “
Send “You’re hot when you’re angry” for my muse’s reaction to your muse saying this.
Or say “I’m hot when I’m angry?” for your muse’s reaction to my muse asking them this.
*anon wearing bling bursts into room with boom box* LATHER RINSE AND OBEY! It's time to wash your hair today! You may think I'm a villain, yo I'm just chillin'. Come on, let me hear you sayyyyyyyyy. LATHER RINSE AND OBEY! I'm a player just playin' his play. My product's in a rap song, time to get your wash on. With Dr. D's brainwashing shampoo and cranium rinnnnnnnnnnnse! *gives a bottle of the shampoo* For sheezy it's off the heezy. ;D *disappears in a puff of smoke*
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“ um, yes. it’s gonna have to be a no from me. “
"Mm..." xhypnoticprofiteer
meme
Autumn gave a small whimper, hands trembling slightly at the unexpected show of affection. Her instincts said to just elbowhim in the gut, but it felt so nice…
“What- wh-what are you doing–”
She dug her nails into the desk, angry tears pricking at her eyes the way they always did when she desperately wanted to clock someone in the jaw but couldn’t.
“Pretty eager to get your hands on me either way, weren’t you?”
Autumn slid off the desk and glared right back, although her hands shaking so violently probably didn’t help with the attempt at intimidation.
“I hope your dinner’s great before you choke on it, jackass.”
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his jaw clenched angrily. bertrand fought the urge to do something violent. he didn’t tolerate disrespect.
even if he knew he was the one in the wrong.
“ you’re not in any position to be calling me names. “
he matched her stare coolly, standing tall and as calm as he could. bertrand knew he’d said hurtful things. he knew he was being over-dramatic. he’d crossed a line and couldn’t go back. but pride prevented any kind of apology from being said.
“ i think it’s time you go back to your room. “
"Mm..." xhypnoticprofiteer
meme
Autumn gave a small whimper, hands trembling slightly at the unexpected show of affection. Her instincts said to just elbowhim in the gut, but it felt so nice…
“What- wh-what are you doing–”
Autumn’s expression darkened. She wasn’t sure what she had been expecting, but hoping the guy would be nice this early on was clearly too much to hope for.
“If that makes you feel better, sure.”
It would probably have been a good idea to just stop there while she was ahead, and yet–
“Not enough I’m pretty much your prisoner, I gotta be your plaything, too?”
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his eyes narrowed a little. he wasn’t THAT bad a guy. but if that’s how she wanted to see him, then that’s what he could be.
“ right now, you’re nothing. you’re a debt that’s being repaid. don’t flatter yourself. “
bertrand stood up and glared at her for a moment.
“ you can either join me down stairs for dinner, or go back to your room. your choice. “
"Mm..." xhypnoticprofiteer
meme
Autumn gave a small whimper, hands trembling slightly at the unexpected show of affection. Her instincts said to just elbowhim in the gut, but it felt so nice…
“What- wh-what are you doing–”
The woman returned to her previous demeanor, smiling at him again.
“Well, thanks! Much appreciated.”
She finished fixing her shirt and leaned forward again, thumping her heels against the desk. She hadn’t expected a reaction like that– maybe he had a thing for buff chicks? Hmm. Could come in handy.
“You never did tell me why you, ah, said hello like that earlier.”
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that was certainly the million dollar question.
curiosity? maybe. his slight attraction to her? probably.
was he going to say either of those? nope.
“ i just wanted to screw with you. and hey, it worked. you certainly seemed to enjoy it. “
"Mm..." xhypnoticprofiteer
meme
Autumn gave a small whimper, hands trembling slightly at the unexpected show of affection. Her instincts said to just elbowhim in the gut, but it felt so nice…
“What- wh-what are you doing–”
Autumn raised an eyebrow before unbuttoning her shirt, sliding the flannel off her shoulders to flex, staring him down for a few tense moments. Then she pulled her overshirt back on, going to redo the buttons as she spoke.
“You were sayin’?”
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well that was unexpected. bertrand’s eyes widened and he was speechless for a moment. then, he cleared his throat and underlined the post it note a few times.
“ yes, well... i’ll get right on that. “
he loosened his tie a little.
“ should be here tomorrow. “
"Mm..." xhypnoticprofiteer
meme
Autumn gave a small whimper, hands trembling slightly at the unexpected show of affection. Her instincts said to just elbowhim in the gut, but it felt so nice…
“What- wh-what are you doing–”
Huh. Didn’t take much to get him to go from high-and-mighty to almost pleasant, did it? Autumn’s smile widened, and she leaned back on her palms as a moment passed in silence.
“I appreciate the offer, but no thanks. You can tell me if there’s any gym equipment here, though! It’s been like a whole week since I pumped any iron an’ I’m dyyyiiiiing.”
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“ well, i don’t have any right now. but i can get you some. “
he jotted that down on a post it note. if he made the call, the equipment would probably arrive by noon.
“ you don’t strike me as someone who lifts weights. “
"Mm..." xhypnoticprofiteer
meme
Autumn gave a small whimper, hands trembling slightly at the unexpected show of affection. Her instincts said to just elbowhim in the gut, but it felt so nice…
“What- wh-what are you doing–”
“I can imagine.”
Autumn perched on the edge of the desk, crossing her legs and leaning forward conspiratorially. She made a mental note of the drawer he’d put the gun into before smiling warmly and hoping her tone was at least remotely sincere.
“I gotta admit, I’m impressed! This is a pretty nice place for a businessman. Remote, too! You prolly never get Girl Scout cookies, though. Shame.”
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it was exceedingly hard to not be distracted by her. the way she crossed her legs and smiled. she really was pretty. was it getting warm?
“ well... thank you. ah, if you wanted girl scout cookies, i could have them brought in. if you wanted. like i said, you’re my guest. i can get you just about anything. “
"Mm..." xhypnoticprofiteer
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Autumn gave a small whimper, hands trembling slightly at the unexpected show of affection. Her instincts said to just elbowhim in the gut, but it felt so nice…
“What- wh-what are you doing–”
That got her attention. Autumn turned around, eyes widening slightly at the gun. She briefly considered making a grab for it, but wasn’t close enough to the desk. She moved closer, hands still in her pockets.
“Smart. Guy like you must make a lot of enemies, huh?”
Maybe if she got him to talk for a while he’d get a little more open about his security system– and how to get past it. And if not, it couldn’t hurt to get him to think she was willing to play nice now.
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he smiled a little at what he took to be a compliment.
“ i suppose. it’s tough to have friends in this business. everyone wants to stab you in the back. “
on that note, he put the gun away into the drawer, locking it. just to be safe.
“ it’s difficult to find someone you can trust. “