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they/she | east asian | mxtx stan (send help) | multistan

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

a little bit genghis khangis (self diagnosed)

[xiaohuaaaa]

rip xue yang, u would've loved "pinky up" by katseye

[xiaohuaaaa]

zayne the type of person to order this monstrosity

via Julianna 🌸 (@/jlala74) on TikTok

[xiaohuaaaa]

Item: The Stunned Silence Rarity: ✶ Rare

What video game plot twist genuinely got you?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

the very end of reanimal. thank you @00fairylights00 for the twitch trauma

[xiaohuaaaa]

Item: A Recipe Book Rarity: ⏶ Common

Is there a food from a game you would love to have in real life?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

lowkey the minecraft cake, am I right gang?

[xiaohuaaaa]

Item: Your ID Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you have a username you always use in games?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

okay word

[kyberinthevoid]

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if the "Complaint" links are not visible for you:

Option 1: try the DuckDuckGo search engine instead (bonus: dedicated to privacy! doesn't track your data!)

Option 2: go directly to LumenDatabase.org (the website that collects the complaints--and therefore the removed links) and search for the title you want. look for results titled "DMCA (Copyright) Complaint to Google" featuring the media you're looking for. Proceed to Step 3 (above).

[awkwardinnocent]

personally, i'm a huge fan of r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH. they keep their links up to date and they also rank them, basically. they also have all kinds of little pages explaining how to safely pirate shit.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

^^^^what they said. I'm surprised people are still reblogging this post now that google's flushed itself down the toilet. so here is your

2026 UPDATE:

just go to r/FreeMediaHeckYeah and r/Piracy. it's easier, more reliable, and will take care of all your piracy needs!

[royalblueghost]

When I am elected president I will institute a law saying that anyone with a net worth over 50 million must, at their own expense, employ a Jester. They must feed, clothe, and house the Jester according to the Jesters wishes, may not fire the Jester, and may not retaliate against the Jester, as the Jester will have Jesters Privileges.

One must spend at least three hours per day on the company of your Jester, and allow the Jester access to your quarterly reports.

The Jesters will be chosen by voluntary lottery. Jesters will be regularly interviewed to make sure they have not become Lackeys.

This law will prevent rich folk from being surrounded with vapid yes-men. A lot of problems with the world right now are happening becuse rich and powerful men don’t have anybody on hand to say “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.”

[xiaohuaaaa]

AU Where Bella confronts Edward in the woods

Bella: You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change color, and sometimes you speak like--like you're from a different time. You never eat or drink anything. You don't go out in the sunlight. … How old are you? Edward: Seventeen. Bella: How long have you been seventeen? Edward: A while. Bella: I know what you are. Edward: Say it. Out loud. Say it! Bella: Mormon

[bisexualwintermoon]

you go to college and no one wants to play warrior cats anymore. bitch we need to take back sunningrocks.

[dogpuppy]

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[xiaohuaaaa]

pov ur kim dokja and were fighting

[phonydiaries]

people are crossover shipping rodrick heffley snd regina george on tiktok and I am one edit away from writing rivals to boyfriends rodrick x colin gray fanfiction kind of as a joke for my own enjoyment but mostly because this trend is popular with teens and I'm scared that the fujo spirit is dying and I need to wedge a girly emo boy in between these two before things get frighteningly heterosexual

[phonydiaries]

also who the fuck cares about rodrick x regina, if we've already decided any 2000's teen movie is fair game, I'm pairing regina off with jennifer check so they can engage in the most life shatteringly traumatic psychosexual toxic yuri this high school has ever fucking seen

[queenofzan]

one of my favorite things about scum villain fics is that everyone is gleefully willing to be lazy and silly and blame it on airplane

don't want to come up with a monster? just use a kaiju. airplane was rewatching toku stuff that week. what a hack.

came up with a monster but can't come up with a good name? just describe it and say airplane was lazy naming it. what a hack.

otoh come up with something legitimately cool and throw it in, and then you can have airplane going, "ah, that was a good one, wasn't it?" or cucumber going "what a waste!"

either way is fun!

[xiaohuaaaa]

MDZS characters as college classes i've taken, small explanations given:

wwx: Place, Purpose, and Positinality, learning about where you stand, your purpose, and your position, well, we know what happens...

jyl: Cultural Mediation, my overlooked shijie, please learn how to establish boundaries through mediation

jc: Peace Linguistics, I need him to learn how to communicate, enough said

nmj: Polynesian Dance and Performance, please imagine mingjue dancing Fa'ataupati or even doing fireknife

nhs: Political Inquiry and Writing, this is not a writing class, it was a pre-LSAT test prep class.

lxc: Cultural Facilitation, rip xichen u would've loved powerpoint night

lwj: Resistance in the Pacific: Writing, Music and Poetry, resistance, music, poetry, what more can I say

lsz: Comparative Law, would learn about law to help further his ragebaiting and loophole agenda

ljy: Foundations of critical thinking, rip jingyi u would've loved studying fallacies and saying 'chat r we fr'

wn: Advanced Chinese Converstation, yes king, talk more to people, adopt an extrovert!

wq: Classical Chinese Literature, i feel like wen qing would enjoy time off and reading <儒林外史> (The Scholars) to tear it apart.

jgy: Fundamentals of Good Governance, I mean... he did rule fairly well 🤷🤷🤷

jzx: Professionalism in the Political Environment, this is specifically for Cloud Recesses Arc

jl: Intro into Politics, Jin Ling, ur gonna need this class

oyzz: International Relations, my forgotten son, my forgotten junior, he's playing the long game, bless him