Me Things

A jumble of stuff

[jellieblood]

Sacks: hacked

[twinkfl0yd]

i’m in

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch

[ecthecat]

good idea

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

thank you. i have a lot of other good ideas as well

[ursulaklegay]

such as?

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

have gay sex

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[dandraco]

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

[mrs-the-despoiler]

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

[bodmanford]

[awkward-tension]

I’m wheezing

[surprisebitch]

Big Dick Energy

[intergalactic-ashkenazi-deactiv]

can’t focus on a thing

gotta bounce The Leg

[necromancier-deactivated2019120]

how to seduce me:

deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account

dont talk to me

[risingtensions]

[smoldoggos]

[htgawmsource]

2x05/2x11 

[monsterpjpn]

freshman vs senior

[queeranne]

Character development

[hourlymemes]

[bri-ecrit]

Students, you have NO IDEA how high that bar is. 

[stationelven]

fuck dude, there’s sure not

[glumshoe]

fear of lumps :(

[addelburgh]

[abbaisthebestbandever]

wats he doin

[potatochipped]

His best

[eating-rocks]

I'm replaying skyrim and I always forget the the default face and the guy that greets you when you wake up is the same

And it's so fucking funny to me because all I can think of is them just

[gaygaara]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*takes wedding photos with a Nintendo DSi*

[dankmemeuniversity]

[earthdad]

me: whats up?

some alternative girl with anime character icon: just watering my plants and looking at my cactus they are gentle and smol like me

me:

[glumshoe]

do you ever look at something and think “oh damn if I were a completely different person I would love that”

[amorousanarchist]

#in this case: floral mesh lingerie  #never in a million years I mean can you really say that without showing us?? That sounds so pretty

[glumshoe]

This shit? Gorgeous.

And absolutely not something I would ever want on my own body unless I had a completely new set of experiences and values and perspectives and personality traits.

[emmavonskulltaker]

I see your floral mesh lingerie and raise you mesh snake lingerie

[glumshoe]

THAT ONE TOO. I see ads for that all the time and part of me wishes I were a completely different person who would willingly and comfortably wear that.

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.