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“I… guess that’s one way Jon can… Uh, get over his hatred of corn.”
Meanwhile, at Croco’s house:
“Jackass.” And the channel has been changed.
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@xircrocodile
feat @xfaucheuse and @xircrocodile
“I… guess that’s one way Jon can… Uh, get over his hatred of corn.”
Meanwhile, at Croco’s house:
“Jackass.” And the channel has been changed.
[ Just a heads-up that I’ve changed my pen name from Allie to Johanna. I’ve been considering the change for quite some time, and have decided to implement it after testing the waters by using the name in P.okemon M.asters of all things!! It’s now very fitting that I have a face claim named J.unko lol, but I chose ‘Johanna’ because of a musical. It’s okay if you call me Allie still btw!! I just like the way ‘Johanna’ feels for me!! ]
Johanna’s Blog Roll!
[ your girl here realizes she does a lot of RPing from sideblogs, so!! i made a blog roll, so people know where i can be found!! ]
Active.
@xfaucheuse - fandomless fantasy/horror OCs @fcssilized - R.oark from P.okemon ; sideblog to xfaucheuse
Semi-Active.
@willkommcn - multimuse for characters from m.usicals ; sideblog to xfaucheuse @kxchinashi - N.anu from P.okemon ; sideblog to xfaucheuse @skullbcss - G.uzma and P.lumeria from P.okemon ; sideblog to xfaucheuse
Inactive. (might be bringing these muses back on a new sideblog and attaching it to xfaucheuse tho, so i can keep all my muses in one place. plus i miss these two a whole lot and want to revive them.)
@xircrocodile - C.rocodile from O.ne P.iece @cavendxsh - C.avendish from O.ne P.iece ; sideblog to xircrocodile
[ hi hi it’s been like 30 million years but - i’m considering sort of bringing this blog back but like...by adding crocodile to my @cavendxsh sideblog (and implementing a url change) and then putting the sideblog under control of @xfaucheuse because that’s where i am these days?? but also redoing tags would be a pain so i might just totally make a new sideblog for them both?? idk.
i miss these muses but i do a lot better with one main and multiple sideblogs than two mains??
i missed yall tho and hope you’ve been well!! ]
continued from x with @featheatre
Doflamingo’s fingers got entangled with his, his other hand wrapped around Crocodile’s neck. He propped his forehead against Crocodile’s, smiling widely.
❝ Happy new year, bastard. ❞
The gentle kiss followed soon.
Crocodile’s smiling, too, although not as broadly, and he allows the entwining of their fingers - encourages it, even, with a squeeze of the other’s hand. “Happy New Year, you dumb bird.”
Gentle kisses really are the sweetest, he thinks, lips twitching into a smile as he returns the affection.
❛❛ Don't you ever wonder about the future? ❜❜ (chxpper again bc the reindeer baby has a lot of feels okay)
FUTURAMA SENTENCE PROMPTS! [ ft. @chxpper ]
“I don’t ‘wonder’ about the future. I proactively seize it with my bare hand and suck it dry, until I’m the only thing left keeping it alive. The world is mine to control, so why think about what I want when I can act on those desires instead?”
There’s a pause, as he considers the fact that Chopper might not be too happy to hear such words coming from someone he was trying to reform. “...Not that I’m going to overthrow any more kingdoms, of course. Don’t worry about that.”
❛❛ Now that you mention it, I do have trouble breathing underwater sometimes. ❜❜ (chopper baby no, what are you doing)
FUTURAMA SENTENCE PROMPTS! [ ft. @chxpper ]
“…Only sometimes? What, do you develop gills once in a blue moon?” He’s not even going to mention the fact that, as a devil fruit user, Chopper shouldn’t be trying to swim anyway.
PSA: Steamed Hams is what inevitably happens when Crocodile has to go over to Jon’s ( @offearitself ) for lunch. And Daniella ( @xfaucheuse ) is the one screaming about how the house is on fire.
( Ann and I were laughing about this the other day; here are the highlights. )
🔌 FUTURAMA SENTENCE PROMPTS !
triggering / nsfw may be present , these are taken from varying seasons of the show.
“ I can’t be mad, I’m on way too many painkillers. ”
“ What an idiot I was! And by “I”, I meant “you”! ”
“ Thanks to you, I went on a soul-searching journey. ”
“ How can I be so bad at everything I try, and still be so great? ”
“ These things are not weaknesses. They make me what I am. ”
“ You’re always gettin’ frozen in stuff. It’s your thing, man! ”
“ Just wait ‘til I get my hands on those healthy purple berries! ”
“ But what are those aliens tryin’ to ask us? What do the tones mean? ”
“ What’s the point? What good is it to talk to her in my own dream? ”
“ I’ve dreamed about you a lot since you disappeared. ”
“ Have you been using my toothbrush to polish your ass again?! ”
“ There’s so much I need to say. Is it really you? ”
“ It’s time we solved this problem the old-fashioned way. By shooting it. ”
“ To see if you’re the real [name], I’m gonna ask you something only he would know. ”
“ You’ve accomplished so much more than most of us would bother to. ”
“ I’m dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine? ”
“ I’m no medical expert, but I think you be showing some serious signs of ‘illin. ”
“ May I buy you a drink? We don’t get a lot of pretty faces around here. ”
“ You can’t sit on something for a week without falling in love with it. ”
“ You can’t just kill somebody because they’re ugly and corrosive. ”
“ Don’t you ever wonder about the future? ”
“ You think you can just waltz in here with no pants and become a cop? ”
“ I’m as sad as an upside-down smile. ”
“ I guess we’ll have to deliver that human heart tomorrow. ”
“ We have nothing to fear but running out of beer. ”
“ The only things they did better than us were suck and die. ”
“ Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? ”
“ You’ve fallen into the final debilitating stages of womanhood. ”
“ Something tells me I could easily beat those trained professionals… ”
“ This outfit makes me look fat. Is it trampy to go on a first date nude? ”
“ Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. ”
“ With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! ”
“ Why don’t you smoke it already? Puff, puff, go, go, go, go, go! ”
“ I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. ”
“ Hey, I’m a porno-dealing monster. What do I care what you think? ”
“ Is this really happening or just being staged? ”
“ I will marry her now and confine her to hell! ”
“ I know whose funeral we’ll be attending next! ”
“ Call it a hunch but I’ve got a bad feeling about this. “
“ Whoa, you look better than you used to for some reason. ”
“ Instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot where I was going to be. ”
“ Haven’t I seen you in some copyrighted movie? ”
“ Not a day goes by I don’t ask myself the same question. ”
“ What?! Don’t ever, ever say or think that again! ”
“ You can’t give up hope just because it is hopeless! ”
“ So do you know I’m going to do something before I do it? ”
“ How am I supposed to hear prayers coming out of my ass? ”
“ There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. ”
“ A casino where I always win. That’s boring. I must really be… in Hell! ”
“ So there really is an infinite number of universes? ”
“ Now that’s a wave of destruction that’s easy on the eyes! ”
“ The wall of that strip club isn’t going to collapse twice in one day. ”
“ Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death. ”
“ Get lost! I’d say don’t quit your day job, but you’re awful at that too! ”
“ I think when people obsess about the past it’s because they’re afraid of the future. ”
“ You’ve convinced me life is worth living… by showing me how bad my funeral will suck! ”
“ Man, we look stupid. We should’ve gotten store-bought costumes. ”
“ I don’t want to be rescued. ”
“ I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. ”
“ I finally found what I need to be happy and it’s not friends, it’s things. “
“ So, none of you have ever had anchovies? ”
“ Do you have any idea what the average length of their reigns was? ”
“ I knew you wouldn’t have asked unless it was really high or really low. ”
“ You’re a pimple on society’s ass and you’ll never amount to anything! ”
“ Now that you mention it, I do have trouble breathing underwater sometimes. ”
“ I wouldn’t talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top. ”
“ We all laughed so hard our teeth fell out. ”
“ I’ll never be too good or too evil again. From now on, I’ll just be me. ”
“ Do you think you could survive a seven-hundred foot fall? ”
“ But this electricity abuse crossed the line. You almost killed us. ”
* ( 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄 / 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.
These may have been edited for clarity or length or to better apply for roleplaying.
❛ Uh, I was just kind of in the middle of something here. ❜
❛ Well, maybe I can help. ❜
❛ I think I’m just gonna head home. ❜
❛ Are you all right? You didn’t sleep at all last night. ❜
❛ I got a solid eight minutes, not consecutively, but still. ❜
❛ It’s fine. You’re not even that blurry. ❜
❛ You gotta take it easy, man. I mean, you’re not sleeping. Your eye’s twitching. ❜
❛ Fine, but you need to get some rest. ❜
❛ This morning, you bit into a raw egg like it was an apple. ❜
❛ Thank you so much for getting me home safely. ❜
❛ Try not to fall apart. ❜
❛ Oh, yeah, I thought I recognized you. ❜
❛ You never cared about me. ❜
❛ What’s going on? ❜
❛ I can explain everything. ❜
❛ Just give me one second, okay? ❜
❛ How do we get out of this? ❜
❛ But you’re forgetting one, crucial piece of information right? ❜
❛ So sorry for eternally dooming you. ❜
❛ My brain is melting. ❜
❛ Okay, but, um what the hell is this? ❜
❛ I’m done. ❜
❛ Rule number one I get to do whatever I want, and you all just have to deal with it. ❜
❛ Rule two no more Spider-Man movies. ❜
❛ Rule three everyone leave me alone. ❜
❛ That does not make it easier. ❜
❛ I can’t help you. ❜
❛ You are a good person, NAME. ❜
❛ Sorry, it’s been a weird day. ❜
❛ You put the Peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up ❜
❛ You put the Peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste bad ❜
❛ I’m gonna eat all this chili and or die trying. ❜
❛ Dip your paws in my chili. ❜
❛ The world is empty. ❜
❛ There is no point to anything, and you’re just gonna die. So do whatever. ❜
❛ And now I’m gonna eat my marshmallow-candy chili in silence, and you all can jump up your own butts. ❜
❛ Who cares? Good-bye. ❜
❛ Feeling all right? ❜
❛ I feel fine. ❜
❛ Um is everything okay other than, you know, everything? ❜
❛ It’s all chili under the bridge. ❜
❛ That’s insane, but it’s also, like the 11th most insane thing to happen today, so who cares? ❜
"It’s been a while...”
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Guys, I need your help.
So you guys know that showcase that I was talking about a few days ago? Well in order to be in without having to pay out of pocket it I have to sell at least 20 tickets through the profile that they’ve created for me.
http://rawartists.org/harmonyhankins
The show is in Salt Lake City on October 19th from 7PM - 11PM
Tickets are $22 per person.
It’s not only going to be me at this showcase but up to 60 other artists are going to be attending. You can view what artists will be at the show here: https://rawartists.org/saltlakecity/ovation
SO IF YOU WANT TO MEET ME AND HANG OUT FOR A NIGHT BUY SOME TICKETS THROUGH MY PROFILE!!!!
Artist:tobo_katsuo Please go to the original site to support the artist.
https://twitter.com/tobo_katsuo/status/909362110559248384?s=09
@k-nico-robin
[ btw i haven’t forgotten about the rest of those starters!! i will get to them tomorrow <3 ]
@nattjeger liked for a blog-revival musical lyric starter! song: x.
In order to avoid ex-communication, Alabasta had to fulfill his priestly duties once in a while, which was why he found himself needing to tackle an exorcism. Of course, he knew better than to do so alone, given the fact that he was priestly in title only, which is why he was looking to hire some backup assistance.
And he’d heard good things about this particular hunter’s skills out in the field.
“Listen, I’ll be frank with you: I’ve no reason to hire or send this job out to the normal incompetents I find myself associating with. You, on the other hand, come highly recommended. So why don’t you tell me what it is you want as payment, and I’ll secure it for you. Come on, kid - what’ll it be? Money? Girls? You can have anything you want.”
@unknown-rps liked for a blog-revival musical lyric starter! song: x.
Although Safire had proven her worth as a fighter, she still had yet to really earn Dr. Alabasta’s trust. This was why he was going to give her one last assignment, one final mission which would prove once and for all whether she would do whatever was asked of her, and thus whether he could trust her with the location of his hideout.
“You’ve done well, but there is one last thing I need you to do for me,” he says, voice crackling over the radio. “Deep in Arcadia, a man lives with three Little Sisters. He is their caretaker, and he looks after them. It’s sweet, really, however-” He can be heard taking a drag on his cigar. “-he wishes to overthrow my leadership. I want you to find this man and kill him, and harvest the Little Sisters for their Adam.”
A sharp, staccato laugh echoes. “And you’ll do it, won’t you? Only spineless snobs will quarrel with the morally dubious jobs, after all, and I wish to have no such people on my staff.”