a non-exhaustive list of shayncer moments off of which I get so gay (to which I will likely add in order to organize my master list)
The chosen kiss. Obviously.
"it's you Shayne" Spencer choosing his soul mate on Syd and olivias podcast
"and chat, this is all to get closer to Shayne" Spencer on stream while Kiana dyes his hair blond
The voice note on the podcast. Obviously.
Paraphrasing but "I remember seeing Shayne and thinking 'damn that guys funny'" Spencer during the ssg reaction video
Related, "and when was your first kiss...?" Angela to shayncer during the ssg reaction video
"I want Shayne to like me" Spencer during one of the Smosh mouth episodes
Spencer moving to sit on the same armchair as Shayne and the ensuing therapist bit during Smosh mouth
"Courtney can you fight" Spencer on Courtney's insta post of them and shayne
Related, Spencer's photo dump on which his own gf placed Shayne and Spencer on the armchair together as the cover photo
"someone was looking at all the games thumbnails pointing out how many of them had Shayne on them. And someone else said 'its because Spencer's in love with him" Amanda: "Spencer are you in love with Shayne?", Spencer: "a little"
"get on your knees boy"
"someone was saying 'spencer casts Shayne and him in videos as an excuse to hang out' and I was like 'wouldn't you?'" Spencer during one of the guessing videos
Spencer including Ryan Gosling in his three celebrity crushes during Shayne guesses. Ryan Gosling who is eerily physically similar to Shayne if you squint. and Shayne commenting that Spencer immediately like looked anywhere but at him when the slide came up
Spencer putting his hand on Shayne's heart during the tntl roulette podcast ep
Not like, perfectly related, but Courtney fujoshi'ing for her shayncer sims and making them kiss
"it's because we kissed once!" Spencer being the most normal during his only flip 7 appearance
credit @sirb4bygirl "when you're not here, you're all he talks about" Amanda on Smosh mouth, referencing Shayne talking about Spencer and Shayne shrugging like "yeah what of it" and Spencer smiling so wide unable to play off how soft that makes him girl PLEASE
Spencer mouthing "I'm sorry, I love you" before slapping Shayne for Shayne guesses
credit @lorelilly shayne: "i may not know editing but i know spencer" in the editors beopardy
credit @shayncerated spencer: "sometimes i get the editors to edit out when shayne laughs at someone else" during URL
related, credit @dart-fm-with-box-and-havoc, spencer brings this up 3 times: a tweet in 2025, URL, and again unprompted during resident evil
(in a video shayne is in) spencer: "ppl keep suggesting gay uno its where we play uno but you have to kiss someone of the same sex" spencer: "what if we played strip poker (idr what it was but something insane and not marketable for youtube) and put it behind a paywall itd do numbers" during chosen trivial pursuit
credit @shayncerated #and i feel like spencer is more likely to glitch out when he mentions something sexual re: shayne but that might just be my shayncer goggle
related, credit @lorelilly spencer asks about edgerunners during a lego stream; shayne: Edging is so sick. Spencer: (laughs) Dude we gotta talk about our uh... uh,,, u h , ,, [glitches]
video game controllers and jean jacket immediately made shayne guess the topic was spencer in a pit challenge video
"do you like bois shayne?" "i love bois" [spencer looks happily smug] in the pokemon z-a video
during a reddit stories live shayne: "i feel like spencer youre gonna think this ones funny" [...] spencer: "he thinks about me a lot. we dont kiss in this livestream"
during smosh mouth Ian: "I always see you walking around with one of our co-workers and you're holding their hand" Shayne: "Spencer" Ian: "yeah. And it's making us all very uncomfortable." and it really could have been ANYONE else in the room. OR NOT IN THE ROOM
credit @dart-fm-with-box-and-havoc spencer referring to shaynes ass in the fred darts episode "i bet i could bounce a dart off that thing" and then his immediate face of embarrassment and regret as shayne returns to the group
credit @dart-fm-with-box-and-havoc, "thinkin about my coworkers tight butt" on instagram, referring to shayne guesses his coworkers walks and then the cast imitate shaynes walk
credit @dart-fm-with-box-and-havoc, spencer commenting on instagram "shayne will read me a reddit story whenever i want but i dont make a big deal out of it"
the only thing getting me out of bed most days is the thought that I can have iced coffee and when McDonald's dollar drink days ends I won't have anything to live for
hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and
hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit
hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple
I had an hour and a half phone call with my dad that felt honestly healing. I am so fortunate to have a good relationship with my dad, he and I are very similar people and I do really look up to him. We don't talk frequently but when we do it always surprises me how long we can keep at it. He and I are both Going Through It right now and we both agreed that this call was very much needed. Really looking forward to when he's retired soon and I have this house sorted out and I can have him over for a beer and a board game or something