I Have No Idea What I'm Doing.

🍑 Gay American boy, I have nerdy junk, dogs and other miscellaneous things. Stop reading this and Tumbl on. #LiveWilder 🍑

[cagedangels]

My relationship with my followers

[d0pe-pain-deactivated20191202]

Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.

Followers:

Me:

Followers:

Me: okay, I’ll just reblog some pictures.

[brucesterling]

*The Birth of Modern Oligarchy

[yeahiwasintheshit]

dont fucking forget what happened in 1980… fucking reagan and reaganonics. this is why republicans still celebrate that shitty old bitch

[thekeekster]

Tonight at Walmart I saw a little boy ask a little girl if he could hug her because he liked her sweater. The girl (these kids looked to be about 5, MAYBE 6) said no, so the boy said “okay. I like your sweater. Bye.” And then ran back to his parents.

He said to his Dad “I didn’t hug her because she said no, but I told her I liked her sweater!” And his dad said “Cool buddy!” And they went on with their shopping trip.

If a small child understands the ‘complex’ concept of consent, and the meaning of the word ‘no’, then so should everyone else.

[ashermajestywishes]

Yes, yes they should

[rallythedead]

[stability]

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bottom left stovetop burner stans make some noise

[mewtwowritesback]

why does everyone think eddie’s apartment was a shithole? huge open floorplan, enormous windows, tall ceilings, hardwood floors, exposed brick, and some great countertops. i would literally murder someone to live in a unit that sweet.

if that’s what “rock bottom” looks like to this dude living in the gentrification capital of the west coast, i wanna hit his all time low.

[teamrocketing]

having friends who like each other more than they like you

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[redditfront]

Some examples of why the Oxford comma is generally a good idea

[trekkingwilbury-deactivated2017]

Please don’t let the Oxford comma die. If you were apathetic about it before, I think this will help you understand why it is necessary.

[azriona]

On the other hand, these sentences are pure gold.

[cheese24k]

[colorfulrussianfireworks-blog]

I HAVE MISSED THIS VIDEO MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD COME TO MAMA YOU FUCKIN TRIBAL ASS FUNKY WASHING MACHINE

[anoia]

[this-love-is-trauma]

Sir there is a drumline in your washer.

[mr-scribble]

Someone please make a song from this beat. It’s sick.

[prettyvibesx]

*likes your selfie to let you know you can get it*

[lavender-lily]

I was a little late to the Hozier party. I mean I loved Take Me To Church and I laughed at the dark forest prince memes and I even reblogged them, but I figured it was all kind of a tumblr exaggeration.

Then I listened to his album, wherein he sings about:

decomposing in a field with his love and getting eaten by foxes

being dug out of the dirt by his love, who he implores to kiss him “like real people do”, implying that neither of them are real people

observing the world as an outsider (“happy to lie back, watch it burn and rust; we tried the world, good god it wasn’t for us”)

rising from his grave to crawl home to his love

“the bog man”

and I realized, no, he’s just Like That.

[turquoisetigress]

are you telling me all of those are real songs and not just aesthetics tumblr made up

[lavender-lily]

Listen, I didn’t believe it either, but that’s absolutely what I’m telling you.

[toxicmp3]

THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

[hoebutmadefashion]

[celinedijonmustard-deactivated2]

[thebigblackwolfe]

The Son: Scorpio, Libra, Leo

The Mom: Taurus, Aquarius, Sagittarius

The Dad: Virgo, Capricorn

The Girlfriend: Pisces, Cancer

Dan’s instigating ass: Aries, Gemini

[assgod]

REBLOG IF YOU TOO EAT ASS AT 6:30 AM 

[catchymemes]

[nasanerd09]

I LITERALLY SAID THEY SHOULD REMAKE THESE EXACT TWO MOVIES OMG THEY’D LOOK SO FREAKING AWESOME LIVE ACTION

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

since we’re all about to executed for being horny anyway if yall wanna show me your meat feel free 

[bonbonlanguage]

You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?

[rk8con]

[suspendnodisbelief]

These are called vocables, a form of non-lexical utterance - that is, wordlike sounds that aren’t strictly words, have flexible meaning depending on context, and reflect the speakers emotional reaction to the context rather than stating something specific. They also include uh-oh! (that’s not good!), uh-huh and mm-hmm (yes), uhn-uhn (no), huh? (what?), huh… (oh, I see…), hmmn… (I wonder… / maybe…), awww! (that’s cute!), aww… (darn it…), um? (excuse me; that doesn’t seem right?), ugh and guh (expressions of alarm, disgust, or sympathy toward somebody else’s displeasure or distress), etc.

Every natural human language has at least a few vocables in it, and filler words like “um” and “erm” are also part of this overall class of utterances. Technically “vocable” itself refers to a wider category of utterances, but these types of sounds are the ones most frequently being referred to, when the word is used.

[classicfern]

Reblog if u just hummed all of these out loud as you read them