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I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
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She may, or may not, but who knows ;)
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Are you single?
Nope. Taken and Loving it.
let’s watch movies with our hands down each other’s pants
Tbh i’m the Shittest person ever, oops.
anyone who likes this because they think she is a shitty person is a shitty person themselves. I can't wait till those people get out of high school and reality finally shows them that they are lowlifes and literally living garbage. No one deserves to feel like that because of other people at any point in time.
Takeout: Do you and your partner "eat out" often?
PIZZZZAAAAAAA
Secret Lover: Describe someone you lust after. No names!
She Is A Beautiful, Romantic, Fun, Interesting, Odd, Lovely, Words Don't Do Her Justice Kind Of Girl.
Overly Sexual Asks
Tie me, Bite me: Name a kink.
That's Naughty: Name something you would want to try in bed, but won't.
That's Nice: Name something you want to try in bed and will.
Self Torture: What do you like to masturbate to?
Wine and Dine: Is it important to have a nice prelude before having relations?
Sweet Kisses: Are you a good kisser?
Tasty: Chocolate? Whipped cream? Do you use food with sex?
Two's a crowd and three's a party!: Have you participated in a threesome? Any more than three? Would you be interested in inviting more people?
Swinger: Ever traded partners before?
BJ: Swallow or spit? What do you prefer?
Porn Collection: Do you watch porn? Do you make your own porn?
Vibrator: Use any toys? Have a favorite?
Tempo: Sweet and slow or hard and fast?
Secret Lover: Describe someone you lust after. No names!
Washing Machine: Ever do it in a weird place before?
Sheets: Are silk sheets sexy?
Thong Song: Do you like sexy lingerie?
Flavor: What's your orientation?
Turn On: Name a turn on.
Turn Off: Name a turn off.
Frequency: How many times do you have relations in a week?
Heart and Soul: Is love important when you have sex?
Good Morning: Do you partake in morning sex?
French Maid: Do you roleplay in bed?
Mood: How do you create the mood? Favorite atmosphere?
Takeout: Do you and your partner "eat out" often?
Trouser Snake: Does size matter? Is it big?
Meow: Shaved or natural?
Gossip: Do you sleep and tell?
First Time: Who was your first time with?
Keep it Down!: Are you loud when you make love?