Viva La Revolución

Don't you try to perceive me, I do not exist

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[pressworksonpaperblog]

from “baths”, 1987.

[hollowerror]

*echoing down the hall* welcome back to a gaaaame changer

[adhdedrn]

He’s been here the whole time.

[berdymane]

[penworthy]

Lately everything that happens feels like it was engineered in a lab to drive us all insane

[teaboot]

I was too busy laughing to take a picture but my son answered the door last night ready for an adventure 😭😭😭

[teaboot]

IT HAPPENED AGAINNN

[orcboxer]

originally we invented agriculture in order to obtain more food for less work, and it was a hit for a while, but then humanity discovered that you could use it to obtain something way better: numbers on a screen

[jinjojess]

I have unintentionally spread a mind-virus at work.

About a week ago, one of the guys in a different team that's been struggling was running out a bit early, and as he was leaving, without thinking, I said, "Take it easy!"

My manager, overhearing this, teased me, saying that particular guy is already taking it too easy, so I shouldn't encourage it further. Then he says:

"You should tell him the opposite. Tell him to take it hard."

I suppressed a laugh, nodded, and went about my work.

But my boss keeps saying it.

He had to bounce from this business trip early to go on a different business trip to a different continent for one of our other projects, and upon leaving, told me to "take it hard" for the rest of the week.

It's spreading to other members of the team stationed outside Japan. The local team lead here told me last night that we should "take it hard" today when doing a bunch of field sales.

It's growing into a whole Thing and I am not ready.

[filmphotofranz]

you cant call it that

[mallowmaenad]

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[mousegirlheart]

what flavour is blue powerade? mountain blast? that's not a real flavour.

[skittybotbutt]

they call me powrerade the way i mount and blast

[skittybotbutt]

im sorry

[mousegirlheart]

never apologise for living your truth

[lastoneout]

I love when people try to gotcha me on my stance that all sports should be gender integrated with "even American football???" because I can instantly come back with "oh lmao, no, I don't think ANYONE should play American football at all, it's way too dangerous" like nice try but I know no amount of testosterone is going to protect you from the profound, life ruining health issues caused by getting repeated severe concussions over the course of several years. No one should play this sport.

[owlowlowlowlowlowlowl]

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[dogwoodbite]

[ID: tweet by @/castingahex "The Curse, which i famously have" /End ID]

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[gingik]

a quiet boy that dissociates alot is a type of pokemon that evolves into a girl

[rlyehtaxidermist]

[decompose1]

lightning round:

Trans women are the exact same gender as cis women.

Trans men are the exact same gender as cis men.

When someone mentions women, it applies to trans women as well, because they are women.

When someone mentions men, it applies to trans men as well, because they are men.

Trans women's attraction is the same as cis women. A lesbian or straight trans woman is the same kind of lesbian or straight as a cis woman.

Trans men's attraction is the same as cis men. A gay or straight trans man is the same kind of gay or straight as a cis man.

A trans woman is a woman in a patriarchal society.

A trans man is a man in a patriarchal society.

I do not want to see my brothers as "lesser" men because it makes you uncomfortable that men are men.

[strongermonster]

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

[strongermonster]

this is what i mean

[degenderates]

Via @bulbaderp

[itistimetodisappear]

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!

[anarchistmemedistro]

ALSO! red light doesn’t fuck up human night vision much so you can go in and out of lit areas without readjusting

[anarchistmemedistro]

[thicque]

the red light not fucking up human night vision is also why a number of older cars had gauges that lit up red at night

[b0ggyb1tch]

i legit miss red lights in cars and appliances n stuff. red city lighting is goated