[funny-tik-toks]

[beatcroc]

[assoc-of-free-people]

That’s the face of a man who has been working with that dog for over a year to keep it from jumping on people.

And that’s the face of a dog saying to the man I’m not touching you.

[catchymemes]

[great-and-small]

Nice lady at the park: wow your dog is so elegant!

My dog not 5 minutes later:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

mud dragon

[cipheramnesia]

That horse is having a great time.

[ampervadasz]

Sad

[petermorwood]

Cheated…

[drtanner]

You RUINED IT!!

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[acuityinnovations]

HAPPY ULTIMATE OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[marinella-ela]

[juliathefacesofevil]

there must be a better place you could be doing that

[tomboyfemboy]

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room

How do I explain to you people that interracial relationships are okay

Not every white person dating a POC is fetishizing. White people can be respectful and responsible when it comes to culture and relationships and not everyone has bad intentions.

Asian people can date Black people without you saying shit like “your kids will be so pretty” they’re not dating for pretty kids. They’re dating bc they like each other.

Someone can dress their partner in clothing from their culture if they want. Someone can take their partner to cultural events if they want.

People in relationships can share cultures, experiences and love without it being toxic or skin deep.

Their partner isn’t culturally appropriating. Their partner is being shown the ultimate form of love, bc their partner trusts them and loves them enough to share their history and heritage.

Yeah, dating someone from your culture is nice bc you automatically have similar experiences. But you’re not limited to dating people with the same experiences. Loving someone is sharing and growing and being together.

Interracial relationships aren’t always toxic, and some of y’all need to stop projecting onto other people.

[spoonoftar]

👆 THIS 👆 👏👏👏

[the-real-gingakid]

Calling ineterracial relationships toxic or fetishizing just seem like anti race mixing or racism with extra steps

[skyhon]

This reminded me of this

[kadabura]

To celebrate the first of Halloween, I have to share with you my recent discovery: The Living Tombstone’s remix of Spooky Scary Skeletons and Freaks by Timmy Trumpet & Savage have the same BPM.

[aliteralgrizzlybear]

@kadabura Please extend this remix immediately, you’re doing God’s work.

[ghazal67]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this is literally how i dance

[askinfresh]

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

[excima]

she did that

[dinosaur-j]

Scenario: You are watching this puppet show, and then after the song is over, the puppeteer smiles at you as if to thank you for your support, then her and the wooden mouse depart in opposite directions. 

[bogleech]

If this thought hadn’t crossed anyone’s mind watching this already, re-watch it taking into consideration that gravity exerts an unpredictable chaos on dangling objects, that the puppet’s own wobbliness is most of the movement we see here and this woman simply has that flawless of a feel for how physics will continue moving the limbs at the slightest single twitch of her finger. This is a real deal fucking puppeteer no matter what her background or how long she’s been doing it. That wooden mouse is an appendage of this woman’s soul.

[cipheramnesia]

This is my first time hearing Despacito and it was not sad.

[cumber-porn]

I had to keep watching

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I watched this without sound and it was just so happy and joyful I knew it could only get better with the music

And I was right

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your future self is hating you for the poor decisions you’re making today.

[soupcowboy]

bold of you to assume current me isnt also hating myself for making the decisions that i am making

[duamuteffe]

Hello, I am old and thus have a large amount of past self to think/have thought about, and I’d like you to know that your future self is looking back on your past self with mingled love and sorrow and compassion, because they know how hard you were trying and how difficult the going was. Your future self wishes they could give you a hug and tell you to keep at it. Your future self wishes they could spare you the pain of hating yourself when they know that you are trying the best you can. Your future self isn’t mad. Your future self forgives you and would like you to take as good care of yourself as you can.

[doggirlpaws]

The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well

[rowark]

This is funny, obviously, but even if you don't go to the extreme of the example above, this is a separate seat for one person, with a back and 4 legs:

But it's not a chair. It's a bar stool.

This, however, are all chairs:

Each one is missing at least one component of the chair definition above.

So like... it's almost like strict definitions are exclusionary.

[lizluvscupcakes]

Reblog to hit a transphobe with a separate seat for one person

[deergirlegodeath]

the most annoying people are the ones who just reply "no 💖" to recovery/self-improvement posts

[deergirlegodeath]

THE WET BOX

[deergirlegodeath]

ill never forgive you guys for reblogging the version without the wet box addition now there's edgelords in my notes and nobody gets to hear about the wet box

[memewhore]

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

[TRANSCRIPT:

Mafia dude: BOSS! We found out who the mole is! It’s polyamorous Tony.

Mafia leader: that rat fuck! I want him dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wi-

END TRANSCRIPT]

[discountalien-pancake]

Also apparently my brain won’t shut up today but:

JKR’s new book announcement should not surprise you. It should not shock you. And I don’t mean that like, oh she’s been racist and horrible before so this is nothing new.

No. I mean that this is 100% intentional and reactionary. This is in direct response the backlash she got for being transphobic trash. She’s doing this because she’s digging her heels in and doubling down on her bullshit. This is PR 101, causing outrage to get people to pay attention to her.

So what we are not going to fucking do is give this woman a single fucking penny. We’re not giving her the fucking time of day. I do not want to see discourse posts in however many months’ time when the book comes out. There doesn’t need to be discourse because we fucking know already that it’s trash. This book and this author need to die with a whimper.

[discountalien-pancake]

Relevant once again.

[ashes-ink]

Would this be the time to use that “free book tip” where you buy it off Amazon, read it, then return it?

[discountalien-pancake]

No. I wouldn’t even pirate it. I want it to be given the Morbius treatment.

[dollsonmain]

It’s [unironically] Morbin’ Time.