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💎Lover. Dreamer. Whatever. 💎

[everythingfox]

Why does this potato have legs?

[shiftythrifting]

leave me alone I’m disassociating

[xolix0]

brb

[xolix0]

Never

Stop

Following Your Dreams

[buterflynebula-deactivated20230]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

The UN definition of genocide in case anyone wants to make it seem as if you’re being over dramatic or extreme

https://www.un.org/en/genocideprevention/genocide.shtml

[localtiktoks]

[xolix0]

♥️♥️♥️ THE PREQUEL

[vaporwavebear-deactivated202004]

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

[emiline-deactivated20211013]

too risky man

[wishingforserendipity]

SHIT

[19agbrown]

I can’t fail them again

[mysharona1987]

[futuremoji]

Your first and eleventh most recent emoji predicts how well November will treat you

[xolix0]

👑

[ruinedchildhood]

[heartfeltdelight]

me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can’t stop thinking about it.

[jesuisloupseul]

I can feel parts of my body shutting down in self-defense while watching this. The amount of damage food like this does should be criminalized. The sheer amount of dairy in it alone is a capital crime.

I’m reblogging this to find it to use as an appetite suppressant in future.

[adulthoodisokay]

it just keEPS GOING

[bookoisseur]

Can we talk about this video and how I CAN NOT.

[wilwheaton]

…the fuck.

[xeduo]

The “And One More Thing” quality of this reminds me of the Taco Town SNL sketch

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

i think what makes this one special is how long into the video it remains credibly edible. like “oh it’s pulled chicken. oh, chicken tacos. chicken tacos in a pizza shape? okay sour cream goes with tacos, the mayo’s weird but. hey wait what are you doing with those frying ingredients”

[trappedinavelociraptor]

Shay Spence on Twitter

“kind of tempted to make that deep fried bbq chicken deep dish quesadilla pepperoni pizza tonight”

Someone on Twitter made it. It filled them only with regret.

[metalphantomon]

please watch this unedited clip from the digimon movie

[thebraceletgirlsdeservedbetter]

this is realistic this is what kids are actually like

[donutsquishy]

aura quartz

[rosemvry]

via pinterest 

[screenshotsofdespair]

[shirogane-remaking]

[beyonceisstraight]

[xolix0]

[psyducked]

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

[pon-raul]

I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you don’t wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose

[nutsacktorturer]

stay the fuck away from me

[hardboiledoldman]

people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled

[ua86]

The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.

[youre-a-fucking-human-being-dea]

You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

I’m literally never shaking a man’s hand ever again in my life y'all need jesus

[pronounrespecter]

remember how i told y'all?

(they don’t wash their hands after shitting either)

[fall-and-shadows]

What I’m learning is that men are the reason for “employees must wash their hands” signs and why I never put 2 and 2 together is beyond me

[tyst-kampar]

Just out of curiosity, do yall wash your hands every time you touch your arm or the back of your hand or any other part if your body?

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

wash your fucking hands, dickfingers mcgee

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

what the fuck is wrong with these dudes bruh

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

I want to spray this post with Lysol

[lilnasxvevo]

AHEM.

“According to epidemiologist Richard T. Ellison III, it doesn’t matter what you do in the bathroom when it comes to keeping your hands clean. ‘The rationale is that when toileting, it’s possible to have fecal material and fecal bacteria get onto your hands … So it’s wisest to always wash with soap and water even after urinating. Neither plain water nor alcohol hand sanitizers are effective at removing fecal material or killing bacteria in fecal material.’ 

“According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, handwashing can prevent various illnesses and infections. Ellison added that it can also keep us from coming in contact with E. Coli and hepatitis.This is especially important for men to bear in mind because of perianal sweat. This type of sweat forms around the perianal area, which is the patch of skin outside the rectum. It can then spread to one’s underwear and to other parts of the body like the penis. Biology professor Pat Fidopiastis explained, ‘The point is that simply touching the penis in an effort to direct your urine flow can be more than enough to transfer harmful microbes to your hands, and then on to the pretzels sitting in bowl on the bar.’“

WASH.

YOUR.

HANDS.

[mostlyireblogdudesfucking]

I reblog this every time I see it. Don’t be disgusting, wash your fucking HANDS.

[warmhappycat]

The bar is so low for men, holy shit.

[the-sapphic-raven]

the bar is on the ground and these chucklefucks have brought shovels

[xolix0]

2:36 A.M.

why am I awake? I'll be going back to bed shortly;)

[catchymemes]