Hush, Now Dear One

•We all have our own battles. •It ain't my business to tell you what to think of me. ~There is Simply nothing worse than knowing how it ends~

[cupidinidae]

Aemond: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Luke: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Aemond: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Barney is a Dinosaur from our imagination, then all those kids had schizophrenia and were probably really just running around play area in a children’s mental health institution

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you had a gun that shot knives, you could go to both fights.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Telling a person who lost a family member “You’ll see them again someday” is a nice way of saying “You’re gonna die and you can’t stop it.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

We’re addicted to unconsciousness, and tiredness and fatigue are withdrawal symptoms.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

Oh yea and we’re addicted to breathing and death is a withdrawal symptom. Shut up.

[nyxshadowhawk]

Greek Mythology art by IrenHorrors!

Nyx, Hecate, Selene, Artemis, Melinoe, Hades and Persephone, Athena, Aphrodite, Thanatos.

[funnypicsdept]

[givemebackmybucky]

bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much

actual bucky:

[whatis2plus2]

STEVE: To be used a weapon against your will…I can’t imagine how hard that must have been.

BUCKY: U GONNA LEARN

[eliana-alani-deactivated2017082]

This keeps showing up on my dash and I have to reblog each time, because “U GONNA LEARN” never fails to make me lose my shit.

[ruinpowder]

[kaijuno]

Well I fucking am now aren’t I

[tittled]

[susa-maru]

[elodieunderglass]

oh NO

[justtrustmeokay-deactivated2021]

[astraldemise]

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

[valquita]

so, a vampire?

[astraldemise]

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

[nisslaboratories]

Is it your blood?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, yes

[nisslaboratories]

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

[tahthetrickster]

[lesbianshepard]

i love when professors try to use modern slang to relate to students. my professor referred to the theater of pompey as “the place where caesar got vibe checked by a bunch of senators” and i lost it. 

[blasting-silence]

Animals With Unusual Color Mutations ❤️

ʙɪᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴏᴄᴋ

ᴋɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴇᴇᴛᴀʜ

sᴘᴏᴛʟᴇss ᴄʜᴇᴇᴛᴀʜ

ᴘɪᴇʙᴀʟᴅ ᴄʀᴏᴡ

ʙʀᴏᴡɴ ᴢᴇʙʀᴀ

sᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇᴅ ᴢᴇʙʀᴀ

ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ᴢᴇʙʀᴀ

ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ᴛᴀʙʙʏ ᴛɪɢᴇʀ (sᴛʀᴀᴡʙᴇʀʀʏ ᴛɪɢᴇʀ)

ʙɪᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴄᴀʀᴅɪɴᴀʟ

ʙʀᴏᴡɴ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ

ʙʟᴏɴᴅᴇ ᴇʟᴋ

ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ᴍᴏɴɢᴏᴏsᴇ

ᴇʀʏᴛʜʀɪsᴛɪᴄ ʙᴀᴅɢᴇʀ

ᴇʀʏᴛʜʀɪsᴛɪᴄ ʀᴀᴄᴏᴏɴ

ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴀʟɪɢᴀᴛᴏʀ

ᴘɪᴇʙᴀʟᴅ ᴍᴏᴏsᴇ

ᴘɪɴᴋ ᴅᴏʟᴘʜɪɴ

ᴘɪᴇʙᴀʟᴅ sǫᴜɪʀʀᴇʟ

ᴘɪᴇʙᴀʟᴅ ᴅᴇᴇʀ

sᴛʀᴀᴡʙᴇʀʀʏ ʟᴇᴏᴘᴀʀᴅ

ᴇʀʏᴛʜʀɪsᴛɪᴄ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴊᴀᴄᴋᴀʟ

[that-twink-over-there]

Shiny Pokemon

[wexler]

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

[unclefather]

He checked her pulse

[strangerexperiences]

[catchymemes]

[nt-conversations]

INTP works at the “money center” customer service desk at a store.

Baby Boomer calls, and proceeds to inform them they bought poor quality cucumbers.

INTP: Uh oh, just come in to customer service -

OA (Old Asshole): NO I’M NOT DOING THAT

INTP: We can’t do anything unless you -

OA: GET ME A REPLACEMENT

INTP: We can’t do anything unless you go to customer service-

OA: THEN JUST REFUND MY MONEY

INTP: I can’t do a transaction over the phone-

OA: GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY NOW OR I WILL TELL EVERYONE HOW AWFUL YOUR SERVICES ARE

INTP: I’M TRYING TO PROVIDE SOLUTIONS AND YOU AREN’T TAKING THEM!

OA: WHAT SOLUTIONS

INTP: Come in to CUSTOMER SERVICE and we will take care of you!

Coworker meanwhile tries to take the phone, as INTP is ready kill someone, and fails.

OA: NO! I’M GOING TO TELL EVERYONE HOW AWFUL YOUR SERVICES ARE IF YOU DON’T REFUND MY MONEY!

INTP: OK! GO AHEAD!

OA: I’M GOING TO TELL EVERYONE YOUR PRODUCE IS TERRIBLE, YOUR GROCERY PICKUP IS TERRIBLE, AND -

INTP: HAVE A GReAt rEsT Of yOuR DaY!!

INTP slams phone down. Coworkers are staring.

INTP: WHAT THE HELL DID HE EXPECT ME TO DO, FAX HIM SOME CUCUMBERS?!