[ijoanofarc]

How am I the perfect choice for Vogue? Who am I? I am a person. Who am I not? I am not someone who allows myself to be defined by what other people think of me. …I nailed that, that was good.

[afairfight]

[dante-speaks]

WHOO lmao

[anxietyproblem]

[starwlkers]

Y’all

[goblinfvckr]

[serotnin]

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

[serotnin]

[cinemagal]

The Man From Uncle (2015) Dir. Guy Ritchie

[psyducked]

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

[pon-raul]

I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you don’t wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose

[nutsacktorturer]

stay the fuck away from me

[hardboiledoldman]

people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled

[ua86]

The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.

[youre-a-fucking-human-being-dea]

You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

I’m literally never shaking a man’s hand ever again in my life y'all need jesus

[pronounrespecter]

remember how i told y'all?

(they don’t wash their hands after shitting either)

[fall-and-shadows]

What I’m learning is that men are the reason for “employees must wash their hands” signs and why I never put 2 and 2 together is beyond me

[tyst-kampar]

Just out of curiosity, do yall wash your hands every time you touch your arm or the back of your hand or any other part if your body?

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

wash your fucking hands, dickfingers mcgee

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

what the fuck is wrong with these dudes bruh

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

I want to spray this post with Lysol

[lilnasxvevo]

AHEM.

“According to epidemiologist Richard T. Ellison III, it doesn’t matter what you do in the bathroom when it comes to keeping your hands clean. ‘The rationale is that when toileting, it’s possible to have fecal material and fecal bacteria get onto your hands … So it’s wisest to always wash with soap and water even after urinating. Neither plain water nor alcohol hand sanitizers are effective at removing fecal material or killing bacteria in fecal material.’ 

“According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, handwashing can prevent various illnesses and infections. Ellison added that it can also keep us from coming in contact with E. Coli and hepatitis.This is especially important for men to bear in mind because of perianal sweat. This type of sweat forms around the perianal area, which is the patch of skin outside the rectum. It can then spread to one’s underwear and to other parts of the body like the penis. Biology professor Pat Fidopiastis explained, ‘The point is that simply touching the penis in an effort to direct your urine flow can be more than enough to transfer harmful microbes to your hands, and then on to the pretzels sitting in bowl on the bar.’“

WASH.

YOUR.

HANDS.

[costumesonscreen]

The Devil Wears Prada (2006) Costume design by Patricia Field

[goth-aunt]

I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997

[archaeo-geek]

I have never been more disappointed to find out this is an April Fool’s satire. Because damn, it’s a good one.

[guileheroine]

shippy fic tropes: tag yourself

[elliebartlets]

stevie nicks: I took my love, I took it down

me, immediately:

[thecsgifs]

CS countdown till 5B:: day one

[ultrafacts]

Instead they secreted the town’s 275 Jews in various rural villages and turned in a list that included only their own two names. The entire Jewish population survived the war.

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[lady-vogue-deactivated20230306]

[brittany]

The Holiday (2006), dir. Nancy Meyers

[coral]

Don’t you think there is always something unspoken between two people?