For Here We Are Millionaires

Rob, 20, England. I'm not very interesting but if you want to know more read my about me.

[hiraethishome]

At any given time, the urge to sing “The lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…

[djbizarre]

sTOP

[jagvuar]

you're straight?

oh fuck no, god forbid

[rhube]

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

[pipistrellus]

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

this image sent me into a uncontrollable laughing it was so painful I couldn’t breath 

[deadstare4l-deactivated20230717]

Aged like a fine wine tbh

[cyndermizuki]

Oh yes I remember this fondly

[mothiraffe]

this meme is so vintage and pure that seeing it again only puts a smile upon my face

[mogifire]

has anyone seen that lady since?

[thisisfoxx]

“Did I stutter?”

[meloetta]

mosquito: *about to bite me*

me: umm i have a bf

[3little-kitten3]

🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl

[meloetta]

me:

mosquito: yikes

[xzvdfxgjftgykj]

the a in lgbtqa stands for allstar by smash mouth

[fksskakakflsrmrtemendkfmsskdn]

where’d you hear that

[getweirder]

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

[stability]

[coolyo294]

mickey mouse advocates for the violent overthrow of governmental institutions this december 

[bbbrujo-deactivated20161217]

insurrectionary violence brought to you by disney ™

[xoxogossiprob]

cashier: do you want the receipt?

me: yas bitch tell me everything

[sanabakkouh]

No, I don’t dance. I’m from the town in Footloose.

[karrius-deactivated20220725]

The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.

“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”

[watchthelightfade]

[gayfarm-archive]

[party-wok]

[purepopfornowpeople]

[herelieslill-deactivated2022041]

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

i miss this meme

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

if you want to know how bad marriage is hitler killed himself after less then 40 hours of being married 

[keyess]

I feel like there might’ve been some other things going on in his life too, but there’s really no way to be sure

[beyonslayed]

is beyonce communist

what did you think Irreplaceable was about?

[snorlaxatives]

my aesthetic is that one scene in holes where sigourney weaver paints her nails with rattlesnake venom infused nail polish and claws jon voight in the face

[plain-flavoured-english]

‘Ugh, there’s no point, both candidates are equally bad’

Like, one candidate is an illiterate sociopath who wants to turn this country into a fascist dictatorship and the other candidate is a slightly awkward older woman who doesn’t quite have the hang of memes so, yeah, I guess they’re both basically Hitler when you think about it that’s some excellent political analysis on your part Steve

[daeneryesstormborn]

[xoxogossiprob]

@the last supper

Jesus: one of you will betray me

Judas: didn't realize the @ button on your keyboard was broken sweetie :)