i am your grandma

she/her, swedish

[guooey]

[lizzybeeee]

When you spend 20 years attempting to bring down the child slavery, murdering, human trafficking exploitation ring that stole your childhood, murdered your friends, and killed countless innocents only to have them rebrand as 'Noble Freedom Fighters™' off-screen.

[barbaricjester]

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[faderifter]

kids these days don’t know what it’s like to get fine dwarven crafts direct from orzammar

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[elenianz-deactivated20200816]

hey noah hows your decaying going?

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[sickdogs]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[alvsanne]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 1.02 // 3.02

[one-hell-of-a-sheep]

why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gay

[yurious-george]

compelling argument

[mossadspydolphin]

what does this say about victor hugo

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no he was just french

[jam-the-hologram]

R.R Tolkien?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

autistic infodumping

[elden-12]

Put this together and I dread to think how long a novel by an autistic gay Frenchman would be. :p

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[despazito]

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]