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“I thought about how love was always the thing that did that - smashed into you, left you raw. The deeper you loved, the deeper it hurt.”

— Wally Lamb, She’s Come Undone (via books-n-quotes)

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Way too personal Nsfw asks

1. First sex experience?

2. Celebrity threesum?

3. Would you ever have a devils threesum?

4. Ever been rimmed?

5. Would you ever rim someone?

6. Weirdest sexual experience?

7. Weirdest solo sexual experience?

8. Every have a one night stand?

9. Thought on rape play?

10. As a guy, what do think is a female’s idea penis?

11. What’s your ideal penis?

12. Ever have sex in public?

13. Describe a sex fantasy that you want to try in detail.

14. Do you consider your genitals attractive?

15. What bra size do you find yourself most attracted to?

16. Favorite sex position?

17. Least favorite sex positions?

18. What makes sex ‘bad’ to you?

19. Ever have sex with someone loud?

20. Have you ever thought a partner faked an orgasam?

21. Have you ever faked an orgasam?

22. Thoughts on accidental anal?

23. Have you ever had sex with food?

24. For giving oral to a female, you prefer them to ride your face, or them laying down (or other)

25. Weirdest thing someone’s ever said to you during sex?

26. Ever prematurely cum?

27. Do you prefer you or your partner to cum first?

28. Ever have a kink a partner thought was weird?

29. Thoughts on drunk sex, or sex where your sober and your partner semiconscious?

30. If your partner made you a sex toy from their genitals would you be creeped out or…?

31. Ever have a safe word, if so, what was it?

32. Thoughts on partner sharing?

33. Weirdest sex story you’ve heard?

34. What gives you the most confidence during sex?

35. What feels better for you sex or oral sex?

36. Do you like sloppy blowjobs?

37. Which feels better blowjob or blowjob and hands?

38. Most viewed porn categories?

39. Thoughts on knife play?

40. Can you be intimate if your pet is in the room?

41. I’d you ever had the chance for a threesum with twins would you do it?

42. Are you ok with your partner owning sex toys?

43. Are you ok with your partner using toys to finish after sex?

44. Are you ok with your partner mastubating. (Instead of going to you for help)

45. Are you a fan of cuddles after sex?

46. Do you care how many sexual partners your partner had?

47. If you had the chance to join an orgy, would you?

48. What’s your thoughts about watching porn with a partner?

49. Are you ok with your partner watching porn to get off? (Instead of going to you?)

50. As a guy, do you consider your girlfriend kissing other girls as cheating?

51. If you and your partner broke up for a week but got back together how would you react finding out they had sex during that time?

52. Are you ok with your partner posting nudes online?

53. Has anyone ever said the wrong name during sex with you?

54. Ever had sex to just get it out of the way?

55. Have you ever had sex in your parents bed?

56. Favorite place to cum?

57. Do you prefer your partner to a Bush or shaved? (Which do you find more aesthetically pleasing)

58. How old were you when you first bought condoms?

59. Have you ever tried flavored condoms?

60. Would you ever let a stranger watch you and your partner have sex?.

61. What’s the worst thing that’s aroused you?

62. Would you ever have sex with a guy who had a spliced dick?

63. Would you ever have sex with someone with genital piercings?

64. Thoughts on sleep sex?

65. How easily do you get aroused?

66. Explain the time you got aroused at the worst time?

67. Have you ever received oral from someone with a tongue piercing, did it feel any different?

68. Have you ever accidentally hurt your partner during intimacy, how? And did you continue after?

69. Ever 69 :p

70. Would you ever give someone oral underwater?

71. Would you ever have sex on the beach?

72. Do you prefer your own touch or a partners?

73. Why do men slap their penis on their partner? Does it feel good???

74. For mastubating do you use lube?

75. Is there some place you don’t like being touched during intimacy?

76. Do you prefer your partner to knead you head or pull your hair?

77. Has a condom ever fallen off during sex?

78. Have you ever lost arousal during intimacy, did you keep going?

79. Have you ever gotten cum in your eye?

80. Weirdest compliment you’ve gotten?

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Ask away! 😜

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Tongue tied and white lie addicted

thursday

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theendofaspark

this is never going to not be funny

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Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

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Bless you, Chris Pratt

drowningz

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

edwardspoonhands

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

seafoam-aliens

It’s bACK.

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I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

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I wonder if people realize how IMPOSSIBLE it is that Black Panther beat out The Last Jedi in four-day domestic openings. BP had a February release, one of the worst if not the worst time for a blockbuster movie, as opposed to TLJ’s Christmas release. BP is the only movie among the Top 10 domestic opening weekend record holders to be released in February. The previous highest February opening weekend was Deadpool at $130 million, which BP beat by $70 million. BP also opened at 200 fewer theaters than TLJ, 4,020 to TLJ’s 4,232. In fact, BP opened at the fewest number of theaters among the Top 10 highest opening weekend record holders, and you won’t find a comparable number of theaters until number 18, Furious 7, which opened at 4,004 theaters.

In other words, BP had everything going against it compared to TLJ–bad release date, fewer theaters, lesser known characters from a smaller brand, not a main “storyline” movie like TLJ was, saddled with the conventional wisdom that Black-led movies are niche products without wider appeal. Yet BP went out, beat all projections, and smashed records. The scope of its achievement is staggering at every level.

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I love how they left out the part about them giving out the lesbian couple’s personal information to send them death threats, running them out of their home, and encouraging other fundies to petition to have their children taken away. **examines fingernails**

Also the fact that they raised half million dollars from other raging homophobes to fund this bigotry. I hope the dickholes lose the shirts off their backs and have to live out of a van. But that’s too much to hope for.

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I just wanna add that the lesbian couple were getting married because their mutual friend had just died of cancer and they were adopting her two daughters… and that the death threats were so bad that they had to quit their jobs and move. it’s never just about a cake. it’s about the precedent you set when you allow ppl to discriminate. it’s about all the disgusting bigots that crawl out of the woodwork when they feel like they have the right to hate.