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Mike Driver
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TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr

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Color Me Curious
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The Bowery Presents
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Self defense workout.
museinspo’s aesthetic series — the book worm
that’s the thing about books. they let you travel without moving your feet.
I like art, and by art I mean music, poetry, sex, paintings, the human body, literature.. All of this is art to me.
Hunter Reveu (via nakedvibe)
things to say during a sex:
i’m ready
did you see my underwear? did you want to?
bring it around town
am i a pretty girl?
be assertive, not in-sertive
… at night
MY LEG
are you feeling it now mr krabs
EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL
leedle-leedle-leedle-lee
not when i shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
@magickish
Profound Sentence Meme
"People care about you, too, you know."
"What, and it's alright for you to save us, but never the other way around? Why not?"
"Don't you know how much you're loved?"
"You're trying to get yourself killed! Ever since it happened, you've been trying!"
"It's like you have a death wish."
"You're addicted to the adrenaline and sooner or later it will get someone killed. You, probably."
"What happened to you? Why are you like this?"
"This ISN'T okay."
"You can't keep treating yourself like this."
"I hear you crying sometimes, when you think nobody is listening."
"Do you know how sad you look sometimes?"
"What are you hiding from me? Just TELL me!"
"Something is eating you up from the inside. Something happened, or you've done something, or someone left. You need to share. Otherwise you're never going to feel okay again."
"Why are you like this?"
"Since when was doing THIS okay?"
"It's okay to talk to people."
"I'm not fragile, I'm not going to break if you talk to me about it. I'll listen and I'll care. That's it. I promise."
"You can't run away from this."
"I'm not going to leave you the moment you do something I disagree with."
"You're not secretly an irredeemably awful person!"
"What's going on with you?"
that girl with a broken heart, she’s worth more than she realizes, there’s a galaxy hidden behind her tired eyes, when she smiles, she draws you in like a black hole, the tears that spill from her eyes fall like shooting stars, the anger in her soul flares like a supernova, and, oh, that heart, it loves as harshly as the sun burns.
a damaged soul does not equal a weak one // k.s. (via worthystevie)
Mun & Muse Comparison
✚ M U N | I N F O R M A T I O N ✚
name: sophia nicknames: sophie in itself is a nickname wishlist nickname: when it comes to name-based nicknames, I’d rather have people stick with soph, sophs or soap height: 5′ 4″ eye colour: dark brown (almost black as my soul tbh) hair colour: dark brown w/ copper ombre ethnicity: hispanic european (argentinian / spanish; italian, swiss) lives in: buenos aires, argentina relationship status: single since birth tbh character(s) most identifies with: blake belladonna, max caulfield, clarke griffin, malia tate, wanda maximoff, alicia clark special talent(s): does sensing bad things before they even happen count? warning/disclaimer: looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you struggling with: social anxiety, stress, asperger’s syndrome, the earlier stages of adulthood
✚ M U S E | I N F O R M A T I O N ✚
name: poppy carmichael nicknames: p, pop, poppa, poppsie, poopy, pooh bear, little flower, musa wishlist nickname: tbh, she’s pretty content with the nicknames she does have, but do not call her anything that’s remotely inappropriate, sexual or demeaning towards her height. height: 5’ 1″ eye colour: hazel, grey-white (whenever her powers activate) hair colour: black-brown ethnicity: new zealand-american (scottish, new zealander, macedonian, english) lives in: mutable (currently, verse-dependent) relationship status: single and not ready to mingle, folks special talent(s): musically gifted (learnt to play many instruments during childhood, specifically the guitar and harp), surprisingly nifty nurse when the time calls for it (thank her healing powers for that one) warning/disclaimer: smol cinnamon roll, cute as heck and will break your neck struggling with: extremely low self-esteem, both craving and fearing intimacy, her mission to protect children from the paragon corporation, controlling her powers; ptsd, social anxiety, nightmare disorder, suicidal ideation, self-harm withdrawal
IN CONCLUSION
same | close as heck | almost | eh…? | not really | nope | in a galaxy far far away.
@xanabiosis:
★ █ : He winces at the PLAYBOY idea. ❛ It’s corn syrup, and some powdered sugar, with some red food colouring. I got all the supplies. Been doing some baking for the holidays —- DON’T tell any one I said that. —— C’mon, ❜ he beckons her just a little ways to his home, ❛ You can be my taste tester for this new recipe while you’re there. ❜
She can't help, but let out a chuckle, raising a dark brow at the request. ❛ And WHO exactly would I tell? I don't exactly talk to many people these days. —— You know, being a wanted FUGITIVE and all that, ❜ Solemnly shaking her head for a brief moment, Poppy follows him inside. ❛ New recipe, huh? Do tell, do tell. ❜
@ofsiin:
“ would you just LISTEN to me ?? sitting on your a s s e s is going to make this even worse, fuck !! “
“ if you're so worried about this, then why the fuck don't you this this YOURSELF, huh ?? even if i did, how do I know you're not lying to s a v e your own ass ?? “
@parapsyched·:
“we all here for the BIG SHOW?” she nudges the kid next to her, corndog in her other hand. big show being watching people beat the shit out of each other at best buy IN THE NAME OF BLACK FRIDAY! some of these assholes are already lining up outside– pash, she’s across the street, STARING IN WAIT. what a time to be alive and free in the mighty us of a.
“i guess that's ONE WAY to put it,” she lets out a heavy sigh, offering a small, weak smile. fuck, she should've known it was gonna be practically a third world war in there, but out of all the things she wanted to get before hitting the road again, the wanted to get some gift cards to spend for the playstation vita she bought for her eighteenth birthday, since she can't afford for the actual games directly. “well, there goes the KICK TO THE NUTS,” poppy states, unamused by the whole situation.
@ofsiin·:
@xsonusfluctu· || ♚
“ would you p l e a s e just step on it ?! “
“ not until i know what the h e l l that thing is ! why do you want me to go anywhere near that thing anyways ?! is this some kind of sick prank !? “
@xanabiosis:
★ █ : ❛ Didn’t have’ta lay a FINGER on me. It was his breathin’ on my NECK that did it for me. Nah, they didn’t give me too much of’a hard time. The group I was with told ‘em I was a vet, and they let me off easy – not without a few looks as to why I’d even go to a haunted house in the first place. TRUST ME, it wasn’t my idea. ———- I can make a batch of fake blood real quick, if you’re interested. It’s fairly simple – tastes pretty good, too. DON’T ASK. ———- And you’d look cute in bunny ears, ❜ he teases.
❛ I would call that more disturbing than scary, to be honest. Like something a stalker would do. Well, that's better than what it could have been. Yeah, I can tell. ——- That'd be great, actually! TASTES good? What's even used to make fake blood anyways? Strawberry syrup? ——- Yeah, that's NOT HAPPENING, ❜ she denies, freckled cheeks slightly flushing.❛ At this point, all I'd find is nothing but Playboy bunny costumes. ——- Maybe I'll go for that Chesire Cat from Alice in Wonderland this year... ❜
Kaitlyn Dever in VVV Magazine - Fall/Winter 2015 by James Perry
Meeting of the Muses
"Hi, sorry, I saw you from across the room and had to say hi. Hi."
"Oops! So sorry. Did I hurt you?"
"I think they gave me your coffee by mistake."
"Your dress is beautiful."
"That is an adorable dog. What's their name?"
"Wow. What a jerk."
"I don't suppose you have a pen, do you?"
"Where did you get that coat? It's gorgeous."
"Is there a problem here?"
"Are you okay?"
"Did you loose a cat?"
"You left your bag behind."
"Sorry. I didn't mean to stare."
"You don't look good. Are you feeling okay?"
"It's raining and I don't have an umbrella."
"This is going to sound crazy but my car died and I need to call AAA but I left my phone at home. Can you call them for me?"
"You wouldn't happen to have seen a pair of sunglasses around, have you?"
"Have you been crying?"
"You look hungry, let's get you something to eat."
"I don't get modern art."
"I'm not sure it's a great idea to be in this neighborhood after dark."
"That smells amazing. What is it?"
"I have been trying to come up with a good opening line for a while and keep failing."
"Are you okay?"
"Is this your car? I'm afraid I nicked the door."
"Could you turn the music down?"
"Can you believe that asshole?"
"Sorry, let me move my stuff."
me: [reaches the gates of the underworld]
me: [sees cerberus]
me: puppy!!!! puppy! :D !!!! pup
cerberus: :D! :D! :D!