Biggest Bitch

Honestly this is probably just fic recs.

[that-millennial-chick]

WHAT’S YOUR PERSONALITY?

I am SUN, and MOON is what makes me feel emotionally happy, but I express myself in MERCURY way. When it comes to love, I will be VENUS, but when I get angry, I become MARS. Though people see me as RISING. 

Life systematically challenges me to SATURN. My sense of humour is JUPITER. I’m URANUS when it comes to changes and I have the imagination of NEPTUNE. My secret energy and individual powers are aimed at PLUTO. 

Oh, and not to forget, I’ll be absolutely successful as MIDHEAVEN.

My deepest inner self can be compared to DOMINANT PLANET/DOMINANT SIGN.

SUN:

Aries: A REBEL Taurus: A GUARDIAN Gemini: A MASTERMIND Cancer: A ROMANTIC Leo: A RINGLEADER Virgo: A HEALER Libra: AN ARTIST Scorpio: AN ENIGMA Sagittarius: A WANDERER Capricorn: AN OWNER Aquarius: AN INNOVATOR Pisces: A DREAMER

MOON:

Aries: CHALLENGES Taurus: STABILITY Gemini: COMMUNICATION Cancer: CARE Leo: PRAISES Virgo: SECURITY Libra: INDIVIDUALITY Scorpio: POWER Sagittarius: EXPERIENCES Capricorn: AUTHENTICITY Aquarius: FRIENDSHIP Pisces: ART

MERCURY:

Aries: A DIRECT Taurus: A PRACTICAL Gemini: A LIGHTHEARTED Cancer: A SENTIMENTAL Leo: A DRAMATIC Virgo: AN IMPATIENT Libra: A TACTFUL Scorpio: A PIERCING Sagittarius: A PLAYFUL Capricorn: A CONCISE Aquarius: A LOGICAL Pisces: A VAGUE

VENUS:

Aries: PASSIONATE Taurus: RELIABLE Gemini: REASONABLE Cancer: NURTURING Leo: GENEROUS Virgo: HELPFUL Libra: THOUGHTFUL Scorpio: INTENSE Sagittarius: FLIRTATIOUS Capricorn: PROTECTIVE Aquarius: INTRIGUING Pisces: COMPASSIONATE

MARS:

Aries: AGGRESSIVE Taurus: STUBBORN Gemini: DESTRUCTIVE Cancer: NASTY Leo: LOUD Virgo: DISTANT Libra: CRITICAL Scorpio: VENGEFUL Sagittarius: INDIFFERENT Capricorn: VIOLENT Aquarius: SARCASTIC Pisces: SELFISH

RISING:

Aries: THE FIGHTER Taurus: THE MASTER Gemini: THE CHARMER Cancer: THE HELPER Leo: THE INDIVIDUALIST Virgo: THE PEDANT Libra: THE AESTHETE Scorpio: THE SCEPTIC Sagittarius: THE COMEDIAN Capricorn: THE VINTAGE SOUL Aquarius: THE ADVISER Pisces: THE ANGEL

SATURN:

Aries: BE TOLERANT Taurus: LOSE WHAT I LOVE MOST Gemini: MAKE QUICK DECISIONS Cancer: FACE LONELINESS Leo: SACRIFICE MY DIGNITY Virgo: DEAL WITH DISASTERS Libra: FIGHT Scorpio: CONTROL MY INSTINCTS Sagittarius: BE STUCK IN A RUT Capricorn: FACE FAILURE Aquarius: BLEND IN Pisces: FACE OVERWHELMING STRESS

JUPITER:

Aries: TEASING Taurus: GROSS Gemini: BONDING-IN-THE-MOMENT Cancer: PARODIC Leo: HYPERBOLIC Virgo: DARK Libra: IRONIC Scorpio: DRY Sagittarius: ANECDOTAL Capricorn: SELF-DEPRECATING Aquarius: WITTY Pisces: QUIRKY CULTURAL

URANUS:

Aries: ENTHUSIASTIC Taurus: CAUTIOUS Gemini: FLEXIBLE Cancer: IMPATIENT Leo: PUSHY Virgo: PASSIVE Libra: CURIOUS Scorpio: DISTRUSTING Sagittarius: ECCENTRIC Capricorn: ANXIOUS Aquarius: IMPASSIONED Pisces: UNPREDICTABLE

NEPTUNE:

Aries: A MADCAP Taurus: A STRATEGIST Gemini: A SCHIZOPHRENE Cancer: A CHILD Leo: A POET Virgo: A SHAMAN Libra: A DAYDREAMER Scorpio: A MANIAC Sagittarius: AN IDEALIST Capricorn: AN OCCULTIST Aquarius: A VISIONARY Pisces: A PROPHET

PLUTO:

Aries: SEXUALITY Taurus: IMPROVEMENTS Gemini: INTELLECTUALITY Cancer: EMOTIONAL INTENSITY Leo: DOMINATION Virgo: OBSESSIONS Libra: RELIGION Scorpio: BLACK MAGIC Sagittarius: EXPLORATIONS Capricorn: AMBITIONS Aquarius: MANIPULATION Pisces: INTUITION

MIDHEAVEN:

Aries: AN ATHLETE Taurus: AN ARCHITECT Gemini: A TEACHER/PROFESSOR Cancer: A WRITER/POET Leo: AN ACTOR/A FILM DIRECTOR Virgo: A DOCTOR Libra: A DISIGNER Scorpio: A PSYCHOLOGIST Sagittarius: A POLITICIAN Capricorn: A LAWYER/JUDGE Aquarius: A SCIENTIST Pisces: A MUSICIAN

DOMINANT PLANET:

Sun (Solarian): A MAJESTIC Moon (Lunarian): A TENDER Mercury (Mercurian): A FATAL Venus (Venusian): A FASCINATING Mars (Martian): A POWERFUL Jupiterian (Jupiter): A CHAOTIC Saturn (Saturnian): AN ANCIENT Uranus (Uranian): AN IRREPRESSIBLE Neptune (Neptunian): A WAVERING Pluto (Plutonian): A MYSTICAL

DOMINANT SIGN:

Aries: LIGHTNING Taurus: FOREST Gemini: NORTHERN LIGHT Cancer: SEA Leo: HEAT Virgo: FOG Libra: RAINBOW Scorpio: TSUNAMI Sagittarius: WILDFIRE Capricorn: VOLCANO Aquarius: STORM Pisces: MARSH

[sebagrelle]

grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:

[cinnaluna]

brain: sad

me: wait what why? everything is fine right n-

brain: sad and gUILTY

[blooming-daydreams]

Things we need to tell each other (and ourselves) more often

🌹 “You’re doing such a great job.”

🌹 “You are stronger than you think.”

🌹 “I can see you are doing the best you can.”

🌹 “You are allowed to take a break.”

🌹 “Someday you will see the beauty that I see in you.”

🌹 “It’s okay.”

🌹 “You are capable of anything.”

🌹 “I’m sorry.”

🌹 “Your kindness is a treasure and it’s much appreciated.”

🌹 “You are full of light.”

🌹 “I am here for you whenever you need someone.”

🌹 “I am proud of you.”

🌹 “You are such a wise person.”

🌹 “I believe in you.”

🌹 “Take time to bloom.”

🌹 “You deserve respect. Please walk away from people who treat you wrongly.”

🌹 “I care about you.”

🌹 “You have grown so much as a person.”

🌹 “You deserve the best.”

🌹 “You are valid.”

🌹 “You can make a difference.”

🌹 “It’s okay to take time for yourself. Please tell me when you want to be alone.”

🌹 “It’s not weird, please tell me more about it.”

🌹 “You are never alone.”

🌹 “You are worthy.”

🌹 “You are enough.”

🌹 “You matter.”

🌹 “Thank you.”

🌹 “I’d like to know more about you.”

🌹 “You make me feel happy.”

🌹 “I appreciate you.”

🌹 “You have a beautiful soul.”

🌹 “I know things can be hard but I am sure you will make it through. You’ve already come so far.”

🌹 “I’m here for you.”

🌹 “You don’t have to prove anything to anyone.”

🌹 “It’s okay to ask for help. You don’t have to do things on your own all the time.”

🌹 “I trust you.”

🌹 “You should give yourself more credit.”

🌹 “You aren’t defined by conceptual things like grades.”

🌹 “You deserve all the love in the world.”

🌹 “You inspire me.”

🌹 “May your day be as lovely as you.”

🌹 “It may take some time, but you’ll be fine.”

I’ll be adding more when I can think of more

[kkeomtae]

tae in gucci,, as usual

[twoy-deactivated20210730]

fabulously #unbothered

[radiolightning]

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

[meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201]

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[redandbrunette]

i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night

[swiftaylrs]

no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD

[openyourthird-eye]

REBLOGGING AGAIN BC THE FIRST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS I WISHED TO GET OUT OF MY MISERABLE TOWN AND I MOVED TO NORTH CAROLINA (a whOLE NEW STATE!!!! FAR FAR AWAY) AND THEN I SAW THIS AGAIN AND I WISHED TO TRAVEL MORE AND GUESS WHAT LIL BUDDY! I WENT TO ENGLAND AND FRANCE AND NOW IM GOING TO THAILAND AND TAIWAN THIS SUMMER. SO NOW IM REBLOGGING AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD THIS WORKS!!!

[windoorest]

JJJJJUUUUUSSSSSYTTTT RRREEEEBBBBLLLLOOOOGGGG

[glue-less5829-deactivated202201]

2200 dec SAT and accepted to all the schools I apply to pls!

[glue-less5829-deactivated202201]

11:11 2200 dec SAT and accepted too all the 12 schools i apply to

[acceptancepending]

just sitting here wishing to get into stanford wishing my parents would be proud of me wishing my friends liked me wishing my friends were my friends wishing i was theirs wishing friend1 wasn’t too good for me wishing the boy i liked wasn’t too good for me wishing i were sandy from grease wishing i were daisy from agents of shield wishing i were smart pretty nice a good person not me

[futurecristinayang-deactivated2]

acceptances to my dream schools pls

[futurecollegiate]

^^^

[nctzentexts]

I wish my blog would blow up…had yet to come true😂😂

[xiaosungs]

Please let me go to any kpop concert!!!

[ignitc]

please let me ace my year end exams so that i can go to any concerts i want :“”“”“”“”“”“)

[ignitc]

gonna reblog again because i am graduating this year and i really need all As for my grades..!!!!

[xtaebaby]

i wish that my cousins and i will have a good year and that i recieve good friends that i’ll remember for a long time

[xtaebaby]

My face turns into a fucking warzone whenever im sick jesus

[xtaebaby]

I jUST bought vtac’s calendar and then??? Out of NOWHERE nunav is coming with her calendar and im like? Excuse me i just burned $20 on this could yall chill

[xtaebaby]

Yall im gonna go broke for real

So, in conclusion i need to stop buying fansite merch

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

[blindbirdnerd]

not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep

[replikayt]

Ppl who wear glasses: How do you keep them clean because holy shit

[durianne]

We don’t.

[adhighdefinition]

tfw the adhd makes you Vibrate™ 

[adhdpie]

'telling non-adhd people that you have adhd' checklist

✔️ *laughs* what, really?

✔️ that’s not possible, you’re too organized/attentive/focused/good at your job/your grades are too good

✔️ i read that adhd is actually a good thing and helped our ancestors survive better as hunter-gatherers

✔️ i don’t think it’s real. just a bunch of normal things gathered together and called a disorder to sell pills

✔️ *explains away your adhd symptoms with various alternative explanations*

—> (‘yes, individually every one of those explanations could be true, but can we please take occam’s razor to this and say the explanation that’s most likely is the simplest one and that’s I have adhd’)

✔️ maybe you just need more exercise and better eating habits :/

✔️ you just weren’t taught to focus as a baby

✔️ *worried voice* you don’t need meds, do you? you do? it’s just temporary though, right? just until you get a less stressful job, right?

✔️ the ‘how can i prove you’re basically normal to reduce my own discomfort’ dance

[azealiabanksy]

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

[azealiabanksy]

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 

[poly-carbon-based-lifeform]

This post is officially the most holy post on Tumblr.  Use it to banish sins from your dashboard.

[fuck-customers]

Funny story from the other night:

A dad came into my cafe with his 3 year old daughter.  He bought her a cookie and himself a coffee.  They sit down, and I go back to my pre-closing cleaning.  Three minutes later the dad walks up to the counter again, so I stop cleaning and walk over to greet him again.

As I’m in the middle of saying “hi” he cuts me off and says “Water.”

Not “Can I get a glass of water, please?” not “Where can I get water?” not even a confused “water?” like he’s not sure how to get water in this cafe.  Just a single word demand.

I work in silicon valley, so I’m kind of used to techies talking to me like I’m Siri or Alexa, but it still always drives me crazy when they do this.  Like, I don’t even care about the “please” anymore, I just want people to talk to me in complete sentences.  So I get the guy a cup of water, and he sits back down. 

As I’m about to go back to cleaning I hear his daughter go “Daddy, you did that WRONG.  You have to say ’CAN I have a glass of water PLEASE’”

My jaw hit the ground.  The dad suddenly became flustered and tried coming up with excuses “I-I said please…” “No you didn’t!” “Well she was busy…. I didn’t want to bother her…..” “You still got to be polite!”

When they were done eating the dad brought the dishes back to the counter and said “Thank you so much!” It’s amazing how fast someone’s manners can improve when a 3 year old calls them out.

Shout out to whoever is teaching that little girl manners, because you know it’s not her dad.  I hope she never stops calling rude people out.

[simonalkenmayer]

So do I