[heyhey-apple]

Elite s3: another crime that involves students of Las Encinas

Police inspector from s1 and s2:

[hatefuhk]

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

[turtle0verl0rd]

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

[rip-paramour]

LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS

[tessisawriter]

Fuck I’ll be 32 in 2029. I don’t want to know what life will be like then lol

[lobaznyuk]

After four years, the beloved Russian ice princess Angelina Melnikova finally earns herself a world all-around medal, finishing in third position. She joins the likes of Mustafina, Komova and Eremina as world medalists for Russia.

[pichabros]

Russia wins men’s team gold at 2019 Artistic Worlds

[gelya-melnikova]

@twoflips-threetwists

[bakwaaas]

damn this tea scalded me

[toastbutteregg]

mind opening post that should be in everyone’s dashboard

[selinakylebat]

A icon

[sakura-haruka]

Happy Birthday Harry Potter! (31 July, 1980)

[maliciousindungeon]

okay, i got real fucked up last week and ordered a fuck ton of webkinz, which i thought was a mistake, until the first ones arrived and pud decided she absolutely fucking loved them

at first i just put em on her to see what shed do, which was nothing, so i decided to just leave her alone in my room for a bit. when i came back in later, she was doing this and i dead ass started crying

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[kawaii-ash]

BILL, BILL, BILL!!!!

[homotology]

And let’s not forget

[cosmic-dust-poltergeist]

I’d never seen that last one, but my life is better for it

[tpm-official-deactivated2019072]

Bill Nye went from True Neutral to Chaotic Good so fast..

[arooooo-deactivated20160323]

did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground and for a few seconds youre like ok whats the joke and then he just squats down to the grass and and jams his fist into the ground and pulls a mole up

i think about it so much

[arooooo-deactivated20160323]

@ladyepicenter

[yourpal-titliquid]

how the fuck

[pettyartist]

T H E    M O L E    D I V I N E R

[the-rain-monster]

Of course there is an ancient Scottish art of finding moles in golf courses.

[jumpingjacktrash]

druids are real and they use their animal affinity for mole-grabbing

[valkyrie-the-lost-deactivated20]

IT’S SO CUTE AND SO DISPLEASED WITH THE SITUATION

[valarhalla]

REACH INTO THE DIRT AND YOU WILL FIND A FRIEND AND A BOY

[deadpadfoot]

[bisonasaurus-blog]

you know what Harry that is an interesting piece of information don’t be an ass

[thewereshark-deactivated2025062]

Harry, your whole thing is playing a sport that involves flying around on gravity resistant sticks made from trees.  Did you ever stop to think Neville was telling you this cause he was being considerate of your interests?

[the-hope-that-house-built]

Look at this jock asshole

[irrevocably-delicious2]

Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I don’t think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job.

[starfire003]

I’d like to add on the people who ask a question, get an answer they don’t like and ask the same question in a different way to get the response they want.

[corisanna]

I get stuff like this often enough at work, but that last one? There is one customer we have that does that so frequently and for so long (personal record with me is goddamn FORTY MINUTES of trying to get the answer she wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she isn’t present.

Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and try it again with the same employees the next day.

[greatfay]

Me: “For the drink, it’s [x amount] :)”

Customer: “I saw a sign that I get a free drink?”

Me: “For signing up for our rewards program, yes :)”

Customer: “Oh… I don’t have one of those”

Me: “Well if you sign up, you can get the free drink! :)”

Customer: “Eh I don’t want to sign up”

Me: “…” “…” “:)”

Customer: “I hate getting all those emails”

Me: “Oh, well you can opt out of emails, I can show you how :)”

Customer: “No thanks, I don’t want an account”

Me: “Okay… well the drink will be [x amount] :)”

Customer: “I thought it was free?”

Me: “:)”

Me: “It’s free if you sign up for our rewards program :)”

Customer: “I don’t want to sign up”

Me: “Then the drink isn’t free :)”

Customer: “You can’t just give me the drink?”

Me: “No, I can’t unfortunately :)”

Customer: “Why not? It’s only [x amount]”

Me: “If that’s not a lot of money to you, why don’t you just pay for it? :)”

Customer: “This is shit customer service”

Me: “:)”

Customer: “This is highway robbery, squeezing every dime out of people, you should be ashamed of yourself—”

Me: “I don’t control the prices, I’m just a cashier :)“

Customer: “—making a fucking fuss over a damn drink and it’s not even a large—”

Me: “That’s not my decision, I’m just a cashier :)”

Customer: “—and you bet I won’t be coming back here again”

Me: “How unfortunate :)”

[thekeybladeninja]

I can feel the :) deep in my soul

[squirenonny]

I have never felt the :) so viscerally as in this post.

[isa-ghost]

I havent even worked in retail and I feel this

[catchymemes]

[sakura-haruka]

#Ghost deserves love

[barillapasta]

[unrealunearths]

Arya Stark, Azor Ahai, the Princess who was Promised, Bringer of the Dawn and Slayer of the Night King.

[valpwca]

you should experience this. via

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[random-cluster-missile---moved]

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