Don’t Study Me, You Won’t Graduate

~~CeCe| 24 | Black Pansexual~~ ~~Heavy in love with Seungcheol~~ ~~BnHA, Haikyuu, and Naruto Fan~~

[catchymemes]

[strange-aeons]

what is it like to have to bathe a hairless cat?

(I'm thinking of getting one of those gremlins, so i need to know.)

slippery. giant squirming buttered ravioli. for the love of god do not let it escape because you will never recapture it (too slippery) (slippery all over your house) (horrible)

[cock-holliday]

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

[vexwerewolf]

Really beginning to prefer Tumblr to Twitter purely on the basis that when I say something like, for example:

We should feed every frame of Disney into AI art generators

Most people on Tumblr will immediately understand that I am not suggesting it as some sort of actual, workable long-term solution to the problem of independent artists' work being stolen

I am suggesting it as a goblin curse to make the lives of both the talentless artist-disrespecting AI art scumbags and the soulless corporate parasites at Disney very difficult and miserable, and people on Tumblr immediately get that

Posted the same thing to Twitter and I almost immediately got someone dissecting the tweet as "being indicative of how left-wing creatives will try to side with corporations when the subject of copyright comes up"

[animentality]

THEY WANNA BE TUMBLR SO BAD

[bus-noises]

This is genuinely hilarious to me

[tippenfunkaport]

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

[sebdoesnothing]

She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

[howemuginative]

[stophelping]

Turn the reblogs back on coward

[goon]

this is the best thing to happen to twitter

[nyamafriend]

nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

[neolxzr]

guys its working keep posting cringe we really can keep them out

[riosnecktattoo]

somebody get Chris Pine outta there lmao

[wahtdahel-blog]

Sucks that we need this advice, but great that it’s being shared. 

[googifs]

Astronaut Mark Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit into the ISS, without telling the rest of the crew

[unclefather]

Winston

[phluphfy]

This man is a US senator now

[gamecubewizard]

did they let him keep the suit

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#if I could time travel I would introduce covid 19 during the time of the spanish flu and make a second pandemic#fonally kill that fucker edward cullen

Are you suggesting that vampires are fatally vulnerable to Covid 19