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i honestly feel for her

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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this guy in my biology class sent this to me when i asked if he did the homework

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A Pole Man’s Christmas

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I just woke up my house.

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When is it sexist? - A Handy Chart

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My favorite moment when playing FFXIV for the first time was seeing the men in the same ridiculous subligars as the women.

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In order:

World of Warcraft

Dark Souls

Final Fantasy XIV

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Seriously, Dark Souls is so good about this, I accidentally became female and didn’t even know about it until I was changing my gear.

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Sorry, that last bit is funny to me because I’m just imagining this knight changing and looking at a pair of breasts like “…Those are new.”

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SHIA LABEOUF INVITED HIS FANS TO WATCH ALL OF HIS MOVIES FOR THREE STRAIGHT DAYS AND HES LIVE STREAMING IT BUT HES NOT EVEN LIVESTREAMING THE MOVIES HES LIVE STREAMING HIMSELF WATCHING THE MOVIES

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Greatest scene in television history

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all the different kinds of drunk people in 51 seconds

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This episode was amazing.

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Always reblog for Ron. Always.

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same tbh

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Parrot: What the fuck. What the FUCK. What the fuck.

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cutest thing EVER

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This kid is very agile.

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i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

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My ankles never twist. I’ve always been rather active, I did track for five years (all the running events), and one time while running I stepped in a hole, lost my shoe, and landed sprawling about five feet away. I pulled my shoe on and kept running.

I have a coworker who somehow makes better coffee than everyone else even though the grounds come pre-measured and all you have to do is load them up and push a button. I have a friend who has inch long nails that never break. My brother can copy origami just by looking at the finished product and my mother can do the same with knots. I knew a guy who never made an error when typing.

Maybe we all have little magics, the kind that you don’t realize you have. Just tiny things that make your life slightly better but are completely unnoticed on the outside.