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[swaggie2dope]

went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”

[julieterbang]

oiaoooa

[fireproofs]

dream job?

i simply do not dream of labor

[favorite-aesthetic]

Flowers in New York City

[nightlock]

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

dark green is a nice color. underrated

[greenoniongang]

[splinterfree]

celery tastes like this picture

[glumshoe]

I think bones are morally obligated to make xylophone noises

[memehumor]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.

[avecesfui-deactivated20200518]

[mysteriousharmony]

Where’s the third and fourth horseman?

[kai-ni]

My time has come

[unfortunately-slut]

One more, and they will be complete

[lethal-liability]

Does this count?

[leeveemealone]

FOUND THE FOURTH HORSEMAN

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

give her one

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

give her a cheeto.

[hjdjdjdjdjc-deactivated20260221]

[nintendodirectaction]

[nintendodirectaction]

[depsidase]

[swarnpert]

cinderella…

[kaijuno]

This comment has literally undone me

[chaotic-archaeologist]

God, I can’t wait until I’m a corpse in a museum cause then someone will have to take care of my body for me.

Humidity and temperature controlled glass box HERE I COME

[astrangergivingthestrangewelcome]

A forensic anthropologist will seek to understand the real you way better than any date I promise you that

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[valtsv]

being gay is like. damn it tattoos are expensive. damn it piercings are expensive. damn it getting your hair dyed professionally is expensive. damn it combat boots are expensive. damn it therapy is

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]