Possum with a pencil

Any pronouns • writer and creator of little worlds • anxiety expert

[keriarentikai]

A quick little update to my Fandom Permission Statements post, which asks authors to put a permission statement in their ao3 bio!

It makes sense that podficcers aren't allowed to post works without being given permission onto ao3, but DID YOU KNOW that this counts for Anonymous and orphaned works as well?

So here's my new plea to authors: if you anonymize or orphan your work, and you're okay with it being podficced:

Please put blanket permission for podfic in the author's notes before orphaning or anonymizing!

Thank youuuuuuuuuu

[keriarentikai]

Another day, another fic that was orphaned without permission added 😭

If you're reading this and you're a fanfic author who didn't know about this rule, please consider reblogging!

[keriarentikai]

I've seen a couple of people in the tags thinking about whether or not this policy of ao3 fits in with podficcer norms and whether it's enforceable by ao3 and gosh, wouldn't it be nice if we didn't have to worry about that dilemma at all because there's a "Podfic Welcome" tag or permission in the notes?

(thank you so much to people who have been reblogging this! I've seen a lot of folks in the tags say they didn't know this!)

Save the orphan!!!!

... ed works from never being podficced

[themurderscene-deactivated20140]

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

[rnyselfie]

is that my chemical romance?

[penceyprepster-deactivated20160]

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

[chxmical-rxmance]

but it actually is my chemical romance

[losered]

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

[gay-emo-quotes]

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* FINALE POLL 1

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Starscream (Transformers)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family Franchise)

Voting ended onJul 7

PROPAGANDA:

[Starscream]

"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."

"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."

"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."

"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."

"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."

Starscream propaganda from last season

[Gomez]

"It's not fair if Morticia's the only one hogging all the pain of childbirth. Her hubby wants some too!"

"t4t Gorticia. That is all."

[trulywicked]

I WILL WRITE PREGNANT WEI WUXIAN BEING PREGNANCY BROS WITH GOMEZ ADDAMS AND BEING EMOTIONALLY ADOPTED BY THE ADDAMS FAMILY IF GOMEZ WINS THIS POLL

I WILL EVEN DO POLLS FOR THE PREGNANCY SO IT CAN BE SEMI-CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

(and if Dick Grayson wins over Starscream I'll slip him in there as a brief cameo too)

[liadantaru]

Vote for Gomez and @trulywicked will write a WWX in Addams’ Family universe fic.

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* GROUP FOUR *FINALS

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)

Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl’s Moving Castle)

Voting ended onJun 27

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).

PROPAGANDA:

[Yue Qingyuan]

"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."

[Howl]

"Because he would be SUCH a wet cat about it. And if he's with Sophie, he should do his share since she already cleans so much."

[justafanaticalhuman]

WE BEAT HOWL???????

[xxmiserysmilesxx]

@consumeroflemoans tagging you in this bc its important

i genuinely think the only reason we won herr is bc of the goat who wrote a fucking essay on yqy mpreg and thats scary

[airplanebroo]

Bro, I don’t remember. That was like 1000 chapters, how can you expect me to remember?

[nathanbellamy]

Obsessed with this word choice…..like yeah he sure would……

[shimmerytimbers]

stranger things s5 coming out tomorrow so just wanna say, regardless of whether mike and will become endgame, I BETTER NOT SEE SLANDER ON MY GIRL

[iamanlazyartist]

In honor of season 5 comming out TODAY claim your ticket here

[maadrut]

competition from the modern world...

[yoru6666]

Day 5 : "Love me like a rom-com" NHS falls into water It's so sangcheng to fall in love while wet, this time the water came from above ☔🪷💜💚

[airplanecrashingtowardstheground]

the system putting xiang fei into the world as shang qinghua thinking he'd fix shit because he was the author god only to get frustrated and add shen yuan in because shang qinghua was an unmotivated slacker who didn't bother to do anything until mobei jun showed up is fucking hilarious

[wynntermelon]

god made us transmigrator oomfs because we would be unstoppable as psych ward irls

[xxmiserysmilesxx]

@bearfox1022

[patchworkedarts]

Day 6 - Soulmates!

red string of fate~ in my own little weird way i guess ignore the fact that this wouldn't work realistically at all lmao

[artsyleninade]

The duality of moboobeis

[trick-trash]

I wish MXTX had shown us Mobei-Jun's reaction to XIANG FEI u u

[some1onao3]

I'm not even surprised that Shen Yuan turned out to be the CEO running the Shen family's business while one of his elder brothers fucks off to explore Antarctica, and the other wanders around in the mountains in search of some ancient tea tree (which is giving major Shen Jiu vibe but I digress). Look, as a 20-something years old CEO, Shen Yuan would 1000% see running a successful business as sitting around doing idle work while waiting to die. We were fooled by SY stating that his older brothers are set to inherit the family's business, thinking it meant they'd inherit the business from Shen papa and mama. In actuality, they would be inheriting the business from Shen Yuan himself. He is totally planning to eventually hand off the business to his older brothers in order to retire and mooch off his family's money like the idle fuerdai he aspires to be. Nobody saw this coming, and we all know he's been lying to our face from day one. Remember how he said he was gonna hug thighs and kiss ass to save his own hide, only to immediately contemplate blowing himself up to save supposedly fictional characters? Remember how he said he was idling away to a ripe old age on Qing Jing, while his daily activities look like this : "Every day on Qing Jing Peak, he played the guqin, read books, wrote calligraphy, painted paintings, practiced his cultivation, occasionally nitpicked Luo Binghe’s food, occasionally bickered or sparred with Liu Qingge, and from time to time reported on his work to Yue Qingyuan". And we know he teaches his students and goes on missions too. He reads through the entirety of Qing Jing's library (which must be extensive, considering QJ is the scholar peak) in roughly 3-5 years on top of his other duties. This bish is the most productive lazy person ever and I'm honestly just mad at myself for not expecting this level of deception from the Peerless Cucumber.

[amethystroselily]

BSD as The Onion Headdlines part 4

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