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The Galaxy is a beautiful and mysterious place full of wonder.

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random thingz about girlz that i like

pendants dangling from necklaces when they lean over

how they brush hair out of their faces

little moles and freckles on shoulders and backs

how deep their voices can get when they’re truly just kickin it instead of trynna be professional or cute

how they just tell u where they got an accessory or part of their outfit if u compliment them on it

yoga pants booty

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This post made me happy. Don’t know why. Reposting it cause happy and maybe it’ll make more happy out there.

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If you ever trip and fall in public, get up, laugh to yourself, and say to anyone looking: “Sorry, it’s just been so long since I’ve inhabited a body.”

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Pet: *falls asleep* Me: *lies down in front of them, gets three inches from their face, and stares at them for 30 minutes*

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*doesn’t undo laces and almost breaks ankle trying to get shoes off* it’s… faster.. this way..

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I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

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Someone finally said it

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I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means “I’m already doing that” or “Obviously, yeah”. So like, example usage:

At the bar with a friend. Friend: do you want to get a beer? Me: well, I’m not here to fuck spiders.

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ive literally never heard someone say that what fuckin australians did you meet

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mate those Australians introduced you to the grand Australian tradition of fucking with foreigners and making them believe anything about Australia

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Suggestions Netflix Should Make by Nathan W. Pyle

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Me during sex

me: fck yea fck me hard me on the inside: why didn’t I pass algebra? why are problems with letters so hard? it couldn’t have been the teachers fault, she explained it several times. could it be the government’s fault? does Obama not want me to pass high school level math? what did I do wrong? is it because I laughed at that Obama vine?

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this one goes out to all the LGBTQIA+ people who have to deal with watching straight people who have treated them like shit change their profile pictures rainbow and pretend that they’re the world’s best allies for the rest of the week

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This woman is kind of awesome.

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MALE COMIC ARTISTS CAN I INTRODUCE YOU TO THIS LITTLE THING CALLED GRAVITY?!

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Do they seriously think breasts have peristalsis?

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I’M DEAD

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message unclear. did he pickpocket them or are they all his sugar daddies? we will never know the truth..

things i have learned from school: how to lie through my teeth and bullshit entire essays and do all nighters and still pass classes

kelsium

You can tell a girl she’s smart her whole life, encourage her in school, buy her a chemistry set, send her to math camp, help her apply for college scholarships in STEM fields, and she’s still eventually going to walk into a classroom, a lab, or a job interview and have some man dismiss her existence, deny her funding, pass her over for a promotion, or take credit for her work. How about you work on getting those assholes out of power and quit telling me not to call girls pretty.