Stardust Amalgamation

[xxstardustamalgamationxx]

INTRO/DISCLAIMERS

Hi, we are a system called the Stardust Amalgamation. Most of the time it will just be the host Eris posting on here, but others may occasionally post or respond to comments/asks. We plan to make comics or posts about interesting things or moments with our system.

Now onto disclaimers. We do not want syscourse on our blog. We are Pro-Endo, but in our experience syscourse rarely contributes to anything other than constant arguing when clearly neither side will budge (not saying Pro-Endos should change their stance). Direct syscourse in the comments will be removed for our mental health.

Now for DNI's: MAGA, Racists, homophobes, transphobes, sexists, fakeclaimers, and other general assholes.

Anti-Endos may interact but again no syscourse, and no harassing anyone.

[xxstardustamalgamationxx]

Opening Commissions!

I am opening commissions! I have not done this before, but I need to be able to pay a vet bill, so please be patient!

Here is an example of my art!

Now for prices(Full color):

Head/Bust - $10

Halfbody - $15

Fullbody - $20

Dynamic pose - $30

Lineart only - Half price.

I use PayPal for payment, if that doesnt work for you, let me know and I can try to find a solution

Each commission should take no more than a week, with a few exceptions(ie. I get busy, or am having trouble with a pose) in which case I will communicate that to you.

Again im new to this so pls be patient. I can and will cancel or refuse service to anyone who is exceptionally rude (in wich case you will get a partial refund depending on how far into the drawing I get.)

Pls DM me if you are interested and/or have any questions.

[sycletree]

FOUND CAT!!!

[plain text: Found Cat!!!!]

Found on North side of Darygold factory on Andover wy S, just north of Columbia City Seattle WA, USA.

Please dm/ask me if u have any info / this is your cat!!!

We're taking them to a vet tomorrow to check for microchip.

[xxstardustamalgamationxx]

Hey your in MY head bud, not the other way around. Suck it!

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Me(Eris): "man maybe we should have someone be like a chaperone figure to the chaotic gremlin child..."

Said chaotic gremlin child: "Mission accepted!"

*Gets adopted by the primordial alien who's only goal in life is to cause havoc*

Me: "....that's not what I meant..."

[cyber-corp]

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[cyber-corp]

i know what i’m doing dw

[cyber-corp]

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

[cyber-corp]

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

[cyber-corp]

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

[cyber-corp]

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

[pluto-officially]

You're failing.

[cyber-corp]

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

[communist-mannyfesto]

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

[cyber-corp]

?????

[enigma-system03]

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

[cyber-corp]

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

[cyber-corp]

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

[cyber-corp]

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

[legionoftuna]

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

[cyber-corp]

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

[cyber-corp]

wrong.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

[cyber-corp]

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

[taco-bee]

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

[cyber-corp]

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

[boxxed-juice]

ares is the god of war, not kratos

[cyber-corp]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

[ironwoman359]

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

[bingle-official]

op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao

[reekill-playlists]

Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book

[reekill-playlists]

hey is this still post of the year or

[cyber-corp]

NO

[zelly-fangirl]

how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?

[cyber-corp]

I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK

[serious-tabaxi]

ok cool. fair warning, this shovel only digs down and not up.

[xxstardustamalgamationxx]

*Both me and @the-cyclical-system having a bad time*

My Brain: "Hey, why dont we send out the FISH!"

(They were actually pretty helpful)

[xxstardustamalgamationxx]

When you eat questionable food and the Alter who already hates you fronts for the aftermath. 😰

(Im sorry, I didn't know it would make us throw up) -Eris

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[ribbon-system]

reblog if you're ok with your singlet friends asking you questions about plurality and/or your system

[xxstardustamalgamationxx]

Being a system is weird. Like, what do you mean I had a whole ass PLANET pissed off at society this morning?

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Have you ever had an alter start playing a game you like and it makes you understand why the popular build is so popular?

In other words I finally understand the stealth archer build. (Even though the freak only plays on survival mode).

-Eris

[mynd-art]

i swear im trying guys

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Don't you love it when you are clumsy on the bus and you can see the people around you look concerned?

Like, please don't pay any mind to me, I simply hit my head on a metal bar, this happens every day.

[thevoillohiarchive]

[speakingspirals]

[eudaimonialliance]

genuinely what I have to deal with as host

I also dont know how to tag. hope thats good enough.