|Never know what to expect|

//she/they// //Mood: Idk// //Bye -_-//

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Kirishima: So, how do you feel?

Bakugou: ANGRY!

Kirishima: Angry at what?

Bakugou: DEKU!

Kirishima: Why Midoriya?

Bakugou: DEKU IS SH*T!

Kirishima: Why do you think that?

Bakugou: HE'S A F*CKING QUIRKLESS LOSER!

Kirishima: Is he quirkless and loosing?

Bakugou: 0_0

Bakugou: DEKU IS SH*T

Kirishima: We have work to do..

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Bakugou, serving food: Spicy?

Kirishima: No thanks, I can't take it

Bakugou: And you'll learn today

Ashido: Ooh Bakub*tch I can take it

Bakugou: Stop calling me that!

Ashido: Thank you Bakugou

Bakugou: Whatever

Bakugou: Idiots?

Sero/Kaminari: We don't have a choice

Bakugou: Correct, now everyone eat and say thank you

Everyone: Thank you Bakugou ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

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Kirishima: AHHHH! Bakugou what's in this?!

Kaminari: My tongue is on fire! Someone get those red can things that extinguish fire!

Ashido: *crying* I'm sorry for calling you Bakub*tch!

Sero: What?

Bakugou: Exactly, f*cking babies

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Tamaki: I'm not shy, I'm just kinda nervous around new people

Mirio: Only new people huh?

Neijire: BLAHHHH! TAMAKI!

Tamaki: AHHHH! *runs to hide behind Mirio*

Mirio: Only new people?

Tamaki: s-shut up, she's an exception

Neijire: *clueless* hi guys

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Kaminari: Hanta, we can do this!

Sero: It's a suicide mission

Kaminari: One we will survive

Sero: *sigh* Let's go!

Kaminari: LET'S GO!

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Bakugou: What do you f*ckwits want?

Hanta: We have a Birthday present for you

Kaminari: yep *hiding snickers*

Hanta: They're brownies

Bakugou: You can't bake and Pikachu is being dumb, what's up with them?

Kaminari: Nothing *forced smile*

Hanta: Sato helped us, but we decorated them

Bakugou: With what

Kaminari: Stuff that goes in brownies

Bakugou: ... Thank you

Hanta: No problem dude, Happy birthday

Kaminari: Yeah, Happy 4/20

Bakugou: I FUCKING KNEW IT!

Kaminari: Sh*t

Sero: Dumbass

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Kaminari: Are you making pancakes?

Kirishima: Yep

Kaminari: Do you know how to make pancakes?

Kirishima: Nope

Kaminari:

Kaminari: Cool, so when will they be ready?

Bakugou: GET OUT OF THE F*CKING KITCHEN!

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Normal isn't a thing

Because everyone's definition is individual and unique

There is no such thing as regular, only more bizzare or less bizzare in your personal point of view

Telling people to be normal is the same as telling them to be just like you or like what the white cis men decide is the standard

F*ck the standard and f*ck their normal, be your regular and be yourself

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Midoriya: Shō-chan, why did the chicken cross the road?

Todoroki: I don't know why the chicken crossed the road Midoriya-san

Midoriya: To get to the other side

Todoroki: The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side of the road for what purpose?

Midoriya, laughing: No it's a joke Shō-chan

Todoroki: What's the joke? I don't get it

Midoriya: The chicken crossed to the other side, like heaven

Todoroki: Why was heaven on the opposite side of the road? Was the chicken's father dead on the other side of the road?

Midoriya: ...no

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Bakugou: We need to make sure that no one else finds out [about them secretly dating]

Kirishima: Yeah, Kaminari and Sero won't tell anyone if I ask them not to. I'll handle them, you take care of Ashido

Bakugou: But how to make it look like an accident

Kirishima: I'm not saying murder, just talk to her like a normal person

Bakugou: Right even better, get her to tell me all her little secrets, then if she tries something Uh- we can destroy her

Kirishima: Kat

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Aizawa: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Kaminari: Yes

Aizawa: I was hula-hooping. Mic and I attend a class for fitness and for fun. *Pulls out the pictures* I've mastered all the moves; The pizza toss, The tornado, The scorpion, The oopsie doodle.

Kaminari: Why are you telling me this?

Aizawa: Because no one will ever believe you *deletes picture*

Kaminari: No no.. You sick son of a b*tch

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Amy: Well I'm doing fine

Jake: Really? *teasing voice* "Raymond those slacks are a knockout"

Amy: Do you think he heard that

Jake: Only cause you yelled it..

- 15:00, Episode 16, Season 1

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"Who cares what he thinks? You're a police sergeant. You're a grown man. Now take your nap. And if I see the lights on in here, I'm gonna be very disappointed with you."

- Captain Holt

Edit: I forgot to do the time stamp and I don't remember what it was...

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Kaminari: I've been working on this project for eight years! You know how many months that is?

Hagakure: 96

Kaminari: 80, 40, 6, years, months

Ojiro: Do you need a math tutor, because the department will provide one for you

Kaminari: I can't tell if you're being serious or not..?

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Bakugou, doing pushups: 6204. You know I am so glad I lost this bet, I never find time to do things I enjoy

Midoriya: This is so unsatisfying, you're not even sweating

Bakugou: It's too easy, get on my back Deku

Midoriya: No I'm not-

Bakugou: GET ON MY BACK DEKU!

Midoriya: Coming strong man!

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Ashido: Aw, you guys are gonna have s*x for the first time

Kaminari: I'll have you know that Shinso and I do s*x 24/7, 369

Shinso: ...

Kaminari: Oh no I grossly overcompensated.

Ashido: *laughing her heart out*

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Bakugou: I'm sorry about my partner, he's never been to a museum

Kirishima: Have so

Bakugou: Wax museums don't count

Kirishima: Then why are they called museums, it's right there in the name

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Midoriya: *crying* No! No! I lost my limited edition All Might poster

Todoroki, being a Simp: You can have all and every one of my posters Midoriya *emptying his closet*

Midoriya, recognizing the much less value of the posters to his own: I don't want these

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Midoriya: *being cute or something idk*

Bakugo: I want him

Todoroki: I need him

Bakugo: I can't live without him

Todoroki: He's the reason I AM LIVING

Bakugo:

Bakugo: WHAT THE F*CK

Todoroki: That's right, I've won him

Bakugo: You can't win a human being, but if you could I WOULD WIN

Todoroki: Step. Away. Pomeranian.

Bakugo: MAKE ME MOTHERF*CKER

Todoroki: I HAVEN'T F*CKED ANY MOTHERS

Midoriya: What are you guys talking about?

Todoroki/Bakugo: Nothing *forced smiles cause their whipped*