Dorks, One and All

It seems you have stumbled upon a group of trolls! Which one will you choose?

[xylitolictrolls]

whats up guys,,, im here for like two seconds as usual to tell everyone i’m not dead and i might be around over break but i probably won’t be fully active again until around christmas break maybe??

[xylitolictrolls]

school makes me so tired yall im dying

[xylitolictrolls]

dizzy-it-up-girl:

Alright porn blogs, it’s time to start pulling your weight. If you’re going to follow me, then you need to start liking my posts.

[xylitolictrolls]

school is killing me you guys

rn i’m super busy applying to colleges and financial aid and doing all my honors, ap, and yearbook schoolwork besides

so i’ll probably be on here sparingly until i can get that stuff done

i’m really sorry, i want to be active here but after school i’m left with exactly -4 energy and draining

i’ll do stuff here when i can ;v;

[vaultbb-blog]

Could you please reblog this if it is okay to ask you straight up if you want to ship?

I am a baby and need reassurance that I’m not being too pushy by asking

[xylitolictrolls]

Listen okay,,,,, I kinda want silana to get found out and reported to HIC somehow after she's "of age" and everything (which in my headcanon is like,,, 10 sweeps?? After they'd be 21 in human years) And she has to fight her and gets a scheduled appointment and everything, and even guards that basically make sure she doesn't run away and it's finally the day when they have to fight - But then after that I'm not sure what I want to do with her? Would I have her win or die?? Or should I just stick to having her live out her life in secrecy, getting more secretive the older she gets until she's practically a recluse and only communicates with people she knew before then

[imagineyourfantroll]

imagine your fantroll wearing a burger king cardboard crown

[you-me-locked-ward]

If you find me to be INTIMIDATING in any way, anonymously send along ☠ with the reasons why.

[xylitolictrolls]

envy and wrath for silana!

Envy: A headcanon about something my troll is jealous about.Silana is super jealous of violetbloods. They get to collect riches from the government with little to no effort and without the threat of getting murdered on their hatchday. (And she can be kinda lazy when it comes to doing work - she's got a sense of entitlement even though she's running away from her fate at the same time!) she actually pretends to be a fuschia-violet cusp when she goes to collect her money so drones won't be alerted as to where she is since she's running away, but she's still jealous of violet-bloods bc what she's doing is still pretty dangerous.She also gets jealous of other peoples' happiness in general, tbh, even though she insists that she is happy whenever anyone bothers to ask. Wrath: A headcanon about something that infuriates my troll.Okay so - Silana has the typical highblood temper even though she actively works to repress it , and a LOT of things will get her angry even if it's not visible. Some of these things include herself, being confused, and losing games. (She's very competitive and a very sore loser!)

[trollplay]

Send my troll one of the 7 deadly sins:

Lust: A headcanon about my troll’s romantic/sexual life

Greed: A headcanon about something my troll collects/hoards.

Sloth: A headcanon about something my troll refuses to do.

Pride: A headcanon about something my troll is cocky about.

Gluttony: A headcanon about something my troll is obsessed with.

Envy: A headcanon about something my troll is jealous about.

Wrath: A headcanon about something that infuriates my troll.

[kirixima]

hi guys!! could you all help me out with this thing i need to do for school?? its a short survey; it has two questions, one is multiple choice and one is short answer. it would help me a lot if you could respond to it!!

https://goo.gl/forms/M3ktjoE0tWHjfzRE3

[xylitolictrolls]

Hi please do this guys I still need like 16 responses to this

[kirixima]

hi guys!! could you all help me out with this thing i need to do for school?? its a short survey; it has two questions, one is multiple choice and one is short answer. it would help me a lot if you could respond to it!!

https://goo.gl/forms/M3ktjoE0tWHjfzRE3

[xylitolictrolls]

Hi please do this guys I still need like 16 responses to this

[beerightsactivist]

dark bee tumblr show me the forbidden bees

[archivesandcyanide]

this is the masked bee! she has no friends and hates everyone. Sometimes when she has kids she raises them alone and doesn’t let the father come for day trips. she loves pollen but does not like waiting for it so she chews flowers open which is essentially stealing. we love her anyway.

these bees are homalictus bees! they are the rainbow gay bees. Females tend to live together in one nest and guard the entrance. one time we found 160 gay girls bunking together. They’re so irridescent and small that they might look like flies but they are really just tiny lesbians.

and this is the blue banded bee! she may look like she’s wacked out, but really she is pretty chill. she just wants to live independently (or with some friends) in a nest or burrow and look after tomatoes.

this is a cuckoo bee! she is really cool! she goes into other bee’s houses and lays eggs there, and then when the baby hatches it eats the host bees’ pollen and lays waste to the hive, murdering and eating all the other bee babies! BUT ONLY if it’s mother bee didn’t kill them all first.

[beerightsactivist]

thank u dark bee tumblr

[fuckboyfiles-deactivated2016112]

omg I can’t remember which blog had Bee Gate.

[sneksandsnakesandsnacks]

Holy crap I had no idea thank you dark bee tumblr

[raesoldblogg-deactivated2022032]

tag ur oc who is Too Kind, Too Pure, & deserves someone who makes them feel good, platonically or romantically.

[lokiloo-blog]

I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.

The Walking Dead is actually a bunch of kids playing zombie apocalypse in their neighborhood and every time someone “dies,” it’s because their parents called them home for supper.

[yungsquidward]

[chrisweedpiano]

this is like looking at the original draft of the constitution

[burgerwizard-deactivated2015091]

reblog if you love the moon, or any other really big rock

[buttergin]

Does this include Dwayne

[theoncomingabsolutelynothing]

Of course it does