Well Jesus Christ I'm alone again.

Kane 29 England RSN: Quaint

[jaubaius]

When asked men what was the best moment in their life

[healingmachinewithskeletoninside]

may we all live to see such ease, joy, and prosperity <3

[jake-trickster]

[thetitanhorde]

Kirill Sarychev

[dxlyxx-deactivated20211004]

[sympathischeufos]

Video description, translation from Russian:

Tall man with apparently only a towel around his hips: It’s not easy to be a voluminous man and live in a standard apartment with standard bathtubs. Bathtub manufacturers, I want you to consider non-standard men.

Sh-ha! (dramatically takes off towel off his loins, revealing shorts underneath)

Hah! Thought I would bathe naked, did you? Hehe!

(making straining sounds, he climbs into bathtub. In an impressive display of the Archimedean law of displacement, water splashes out of the bathtub, like, everywhere. He props his feet up onto the armature, because the bathtub is too short too comfortably put them in)

[unintelligible]

(folding his legs over each other) and then you lie down the way you like, lay yourself down, and lie there.

End translation.

[nerdlingwrites]

I love this Voluminous Man.

[thedailypositivityblog]

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[ezhelad-deactivated20220815-dea]

[depsidase]

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

you could tell me british people say/do literally anything and i would believe it 

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

@namelesstunnelgrub​ i straight up can’t tell if you’re joking

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

CUCKFIELD REAL?

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

NO FUCKING WAY

[brandneweyescd]

[girlblocker]

[urboymutual]

[hellygf]

[divorcegirl-deactivated20220819]

[gales-boyfriend]

[transdeans]

[madscientistenthusiast]

[testosteronetwunk]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Unrestrained summer fun

[queenofbadlands]

FORGET ME TOO (2020)

[scaredenglishmajor]

If anyone deserves a raise it’s the employee from four seasons total landscaping who answered the phone and went “yup, we can set up a podium and everything” and just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

[nerdymouse]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Amazing. Truly amazing.

Also now they're selling "Make America Rake Again" stickers.

[cosmicutie]

YOU GUYS DIDNT SEE THE BEST PART

They are selling hilarious shirts and all the proceeds go to the National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color Network‼️‼️‼️

[3rdrealm-deactivated20200301]

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

[sonypraystation]

my organs keep whining about self preservation , my bones? playing the waiting game

[slugxcrossing]

There is comfort in knowing the bones will win

[ya-yeeet]

Don't wanna kill myself but if I happened to not wake up tomorrow I'm 100% ok with that.

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[big-nose-seal]

i could accept this

[thebestoftumbling]

[pleatedjeans]

via

[venus-is-in-bloom]

i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task

[shittypcbuilds]

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

What is your fucking problem

[amvs]