eggy

She/Her. 23. Asexual.

[luisonte]

El perro guardian

[aromantic-diaries]

The bisexual to aroace pipeline is pretty much having the right idea and coming to the wrong conclusion. Yeah buddy you're not straight and you're also not gay. No not like that though, the other way around

[nasfera2]

I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator

[liltimmys]

yall wont trick me into listening to kpop

[greuzeisfuckingtrash]

Dewey’s purse

(Clip from Malcolm in the Middle, S2:E11)

[maghrabiyya]

Dewey is hard femme

[tanyao]

I feel like it’s worth mentioning he had a brick in there

[eelizabit]

it’s the first brick from stonewall

[animentality]

[animentality]

[isthatyoularry]

niall’s gag reflexes vs. harry’s gag reflexes

niall’s bull riding skills vs. harry’s bull riding skills

[bumblequinn]

joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

[bumblequinn]

i will have u all know i breathe nothing but the Finest Quality Airs. and they are loaded chock full with Nutrience

[bumblequinn]

you wish my air is poison junior? you want me to imagine dragon breathing in the chemical? giuseppe, smite this fool

[annunakitty]

I live with her and I regret to inform everyone that she is just like this, no gas leak or drugs required

[bumblequinn]

WOW

[daily-spooky]

[louisarmpits]

I’m in love with him

[aibidil]

the gifted kid -> diagnosis of depression/anxiety and/or misdiagnosis of BPD/bipolar -> "oh, I'm an introvert, actually, this is why I'm so overwhelmed all the time!" -> wait, I think I might be a "highly sensitive person" -> oh shit. just got diagnosed with ADHD in my 30s -> dammit, turns out it's also autism pipeline

[belladonnaprice-deactivated2025]

[dancinbutterfly]

Good motherfucking god

[victimofprediction]

i think not having to work would fix me

[speedlimit15]

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

[lonestatus]

bed of rice sounds like the coziest place to be

[cunt-inent]

^ wet phone mentality

[luckyagain]

i'm not saying harry and louis binge-watched david beckham's docu-series and louis mentioned that becks was his sexual awakening but that's exactly what happened :)

[pocket-deer-belly]

I’m a cis man sure but i also wanna opt out of the gender binary. None of that shit is my fault or my responsibility and i don’t want any part of it

[pocket-deer-belly]

Believing the gender binary is stupid horseshit doesn’t require me to change my gender actually

[pocket-deer-belly]

Yeaheyah you get it. Not trans but i believe in their beliefs. Sometimes i remember people form gender complexes around what alcoholic beverages or colors they like and i just wonder how they’re not fucking exhausted from keeping up this stupid fucking horseshit. Just do whatever you want forever

[sweetbabyrayray]

@nimagine i know u reblogged this from me but ur so correct 🙏 get peer reviewed