YabbaDabbaDontTryMe

Now I may be stupid…

[yabbadabbadonttryme]

Get high at the airport it don’t matter. Your actions around transient people you’ll never see again have no consequences

[lakevida]

we went to bed at 6pm last night and whenever i woke up my brain would try to slowly reconstruct the phrasing and imagery of McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal and as soon as id get it right i would fall back asleep happened about a dozen times

[tactilefleshconstruct]

I am monologued tf out

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Guys I think I just found my new favorite artist

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

OH MY GOD HES THE DUCK STAMP JETPACK SHARK GUY!!!

[catchymemes]

[tactilefleshconstruct]

[catchymemes]

[tactilefleshconstruct]

My psych class had us do an easy-peasy little sleep study on ourselves to notice personal things and observe data, if able

And it's not looking too good, guys... I have 3 months to live

[yabbadabbadonttryme]

Drake the type of guy to have that thang on him

[yabbadabbadonttryme]

I could be your bisexual boyfriend I love video essays and King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard and have random knowledge about everything

[tactilefleshconstruct]

Turn this shit into a snowclone RN

[yabbadabbadonttryme]

I could be your X I love Y and Z and (have) A

[patronsaintofgotham]

The explosion community is dying btw. Reblog to blow up the person you're reblogging this from

[yabbadabbadonttryme]

Me: We make a great team—you can’t break up with me.

Her, with great joy!: Oh!

[tactilefleshconstruct]

Merry cuntmas to all and to all a slay night

[yabbadabbadonttryme]

Merry cockmas

[rabbiteclair]

browser plugin that you can install on somebody else's computer when they aren't paying attention

at first it just replaces maybe 1 in 10 Youtube video thumbnails, pulling a random picture from online and slapping on a clickbait arrow-with-a-circle that says generic shit like 'HOW DOES IT WORK?'

except the longer the plugin is installed, the more thumbnails it replaces, the weirder the pictures get, the weirder the text gets, and the less it tries to hide that something is amiss

until it's doing shit like replacing every single thumbnail with a pixelated image of Danny DeVito's face and a big red arrow pointing at it labeled 'RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BUBONIC PLAGUE?'

[rabbiteclair]

thumbnail of a very technical-looking chart with an arrow pointing at a random section of it labeled 'like WEED for GIRLS?'

[tactilefleshconstruct]

“Wanna see me wonk my willy”

Of course, my dear

[redvelvetwishtree]