Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon

Anna, bi, 28. I don't know what this blog is Always turns into a esc blog when the time comes

[romanticalbed]

Let me Neon on your Genesis until you Evangelion

[markscherz]

Teaching evaluations for this year are in and… are some of you in my classes? Because these are clearly tumblrcore responses.

[officerhaughtstuff]

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

[heterokatedison]

is it too early or can we start screaming now

[heterokatedison]

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

[jorolle]

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

[jake-clark]

[meiiiwaku]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

[laughconfetti]

[creepymutelilbugger]

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

[roses-blog-of-things-deactivate]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

[thenumberonevelvetcake]

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

[maxxie-or-smth]

i'm losing my spark who got a lighter

[pukicho]

A man was in our backyard at midnight looking for amphibians tonight.

[pukicho]

Mother was afraid, but surely no more than the frogs

[pukicho]

I get that it sounds like a joke but there was an actual man in my backyard hunting for wet toads last night and I am being fully honest

[behold-a-cat]

@markscherz

[markscherz]

to herp, verb.

the act of searching—often largely without success but nevertheless with enthusiasm—for amphibians and reptiles (‘herps’).

[watermonkeystuff]

Street art in Melbourne, Australia.

[classichorrorblog]

Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)

[srdcovka]

[pinqui]

SINGIN' IN THE RAIN (1952) ↳ dir. GENE KELLY and STANLEY DONEN

[charnel-grounds]

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

[bluebellhairpin]

Crying bc the events of Pacific's Rim are literally happening right now. January 8 was the day Mako and Raleigh fought those kaijus in the Hong Kong double event. January 12 is the triple event where they close the breach. In two days we cancel the apocalypse.

[bluebellhairpin]

JANUARY 12. ITS HAPPENING TODAY. ITS HAPPENING NOW. TODAY WE CANCEL THE APOCALYPSE!!!!!

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[transgirlsgetswords-deactivated]

the 3st.

[thatwantonhousewife]

The Thirst.

[markodragic]

my sister works in a nursery (in scotland for context) and today a kid came up to her and said "can you put on 'release my wee da'? I want to dance" and my sister was like ?? what the fuck is 'release my wee da', so the kid sang a line of it. turns out, feliz navidad

[markodragic]

release my wee da everyone ⛄🎄🎅

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

you’re in her dms I’m at the lowest point of my life

[chadmojito]

The lowest point of my life was when I was awarded a free NFT for being a "top redditor"

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

holy fucking shit

[sophsun1]

❄️🎄 Happy December 10th! ❄️🎄

[sealsdaily]

Today's Walrus Is: Fascinated By The Slinkie