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“I am also an excellent cook,” said Mark, putting an acorn onto his s’more. Everyone stared. “He can’t help it,” said Cristina loyally. “He has lived with the Wild Hunt for so long.” “I don’t do that,” said Kieran, eating a s’more in the correct fashion. “Mark has no excuse.”

- Queen of Air and Darkness, Cassandra Clare

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I made a thing

(Has this been done before?)

jupitersmusings

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

itspileofgoodthings

the fact that tangled has a perfect set-up for major miscommunication between rapunzel and eugene to be the final emotional climax of the movie (“why’d you leave me”) but instead sidesteps that in favor of a beautiful battle between the two of them in which they try to out-sacrifice each other because they love and understand each other that much. the fact that they each try to save the other using the best means they’ve got at their disposal, the ones they’ve used their whole lives: rapunzel bargaining with mother gothel and promising away pieces of herself- this time all of herself- in exchange for his safety, Eugene pulling one final scam and trick when he feigns tenderly touching her face so he can actually cut off all her hair and set her free. the fact that Eugene’s plan works but as a result he dies, Flynn dies. (he told us this at the beginning, “this is the story of how I died” but remember- it’s a fun story.) The fact that the swashbuckling rogue and trickster and thief Flynn DIES so that rapunzel, the girl who never got to have a life, can LIVE. The fact that after one final successful trick Flynn dies so Eugene, little lost orphan boy, can rise again in his final and only role as a good man and as rapunzel’s husband- all of these make tangled the masterpiece it is. in this essay I will

finally-isaac

OP where’s the essaaaaay

purest-witch

some beautiful old botanical illustrations from a gardening book I own ❀

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aeliad

HI LET’S SHARE NICOLE’S WORDS ON THE SUBJECT!

It has been literal years but every time I see Martin’s tweets posted somewhere and his word is shared as truth while her post is not shared it sort of reiterates the fact that we trust men to speak about feminism more than we believe women who experience it.

Interesting, innit? https://medium.com/@nickyknacks/working-while-female-59a5de3ad266

wiseacrewhimsy

Reading her account of how their boss treated her blows me away. Men are so emboldened that they will literally admit to illegal discrimination casually and face no consequences.

the-geek-cornucopia

In all the years of seeing this post I’ve never seen a link to her side. Didn’t even know she’d written one.

pluts04

Adding screenshots of her post. His whole post is there without needing a link. Hers should be, too.

Also, she posted this is 2017! It’s fucking 2020 and I’ve seen his side of this for years, but it took 3 years for her side to make its way to my dash…

thou-creature-of-the-deep

I’ve reblogged his story at least twice; it’s time for Nicole’s.

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littlespookyangles

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝑷𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕ø𝒎 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒊𝒔𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅.

(I spent too much time making this dress.)

(Yes my game is in italian)

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Illia Chavez

42believer

reblog if you’re gay because of ghosts

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the best part of this image is that the website it’s from is dead fucking serious

not-a-space-alien

I found the page and it’s better than I could have even imagined. apparently lesbians are possessed by male ghosts that cause attracted to women and gay men have female ghosts. Also this line:

“Spiritual research has shown that the cause for homosexual preferences lie predominantly in the spiritual realm.”

Part of me wishes it did have a citation

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WAIT FUCK THERE”S MORE

Reblog if your homosexuality was a slippery slope to your interest in murder

lesbianrustcohle

@bechdels……………

timemachineyeah

Wait, best part about the percent tables above:

100 swear words = 1 murder

hatin

venting-thoughts

being an adult but still having that little kid inside of you asking for help, asking for protection that they never got, and later on in life having to deal with the aftermath’s of trauma; a novel by me