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I love that tlovm kinda fronted with Sylas's powers and made him (the obviously scary vampire) the obviously scary one at first and then gradually made it more and more obvious that he's just going along with things and Delilah is actually the scary one and their entire vibe is just:

Delilah: *commits various atrocities in the name of a lich demigod and also love*

Sylas: Happy wife, happy life :)

beanprincess19

The sheer amount of anxiety I have from just remembering what happens in each arc

mobylace

I was reminded recently that Percy’s mask doubles as a respirator for Science Purposes and he just made it extra bc he could

dontgofarfromme

I really love the Briarwoods bc the whole 'we are evil but have the most supportive marriage ever' trope is so fucking funny to me. Like they have everyone else beat into the ground in the competition for healthy relationships. Silas is frankly appalled at the fact that your father refuses to make dinner himself, he can't even eat normal food and they have cooks but he's still on top of this. Delilah is adamant that frequent clear communication is key especially when you're a powerful mage and need to establish beforehand that in the event of ur husband's death he would, in fact, like you to pull out all the stops to bring him back. They go on monthly weekend getaways to relax and torment random peasants in obscure villages. Silas attends all of Delilah evil mage conferences as her date even though he doesn't understand anything they're talking about, because it's important to be engaged in your partner's interests. Delilah became nocturnal for him because sometimes marriage takes compromise, and it only improved her overall aesthetic in the end. They're pressuring you onto going to marriage counseling as they murder your whole family. They wrote a book about keeping the spark in your relationship (even once you're settled down in your usurped kingdom and are no longer traveling around carrying out coups, love is still so exciting if you put in the work!). Your parents and their dysfunctional relationship are quaking in their boots.

dillyt

well the horrors may be beyond YOUR comprehension, but I comprehend them perfectly

wizard-email

siflshonen

“I could fix him”; “I could make him worse!” Why??????? Why all this DIY???? I just wanna stand over his shoulder and see what he can possibly fuck up next

ghostly-harmless

valtsv

traumagician

A WIP of my first ever leatherworking project. It’s gonna be a bag! And it’s gonna be adorable!

willow-wanderings

wait, you mean it’s going to get even cuter than it already is?! SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

traumagician

That’s the goal, anyway! Progress:

traumagician

Painting up the main piece! Gonna antique it tomorrow. Things are going slower than I’d like, because a friend’s friend’s goat chomped a hole through my glove and fingernail and it feels like I slammed my fingers in a car door. Hopefully it’ll still be done in time for Christmas!

traumagician

Everything’s painted! Now I just need to antique it and assemble the bag!

traumagician

Finish is applied! Time to put everything together!

traumagician

IT’S DONE! Only glued rather than sewn due to my nommed-on hand, but it still looks nice enough! Better pictures coming soon.

thebiscuiteternal

It’s so pretty I’m gonna cry

luv-cat

how bewittching 🧙

hometoursandotherstuff

Calling the Goths! I have posted tiny houses and cottages, but never one like this. It’s a little gothic mini mansion.

The Gothic Victorian Mini Mansion is hand built with reclaimed and vintage materials, a Mansard roof, a tower and Emmet the gargoyle guard to keep watch!