Bromance Headcanons
Naruto: Sasuke please come back to the Village!
Sasuke: Naruto it's been 3 years since I left the village. Why won't you leave me alone?
Naruto: Because...
Sasuke, blushing: omg is he really going to say what I thi-
Naruto: Because you are my friend!
Sasuke: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
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Ino: I'm not sure which lip gloss I should wear today. Can you help me out here?
Sakura: Oh dear, you don't need to wear any makeup!
Ino, blushing: Aww, you didn't have to say that Sakura!
Sakura: Anyway, where did you see pigs wearing makeup?
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Shikamaru: So Choji, there is one piece of BBQ pork left, are you gonna eat it or what?
Choji: Nah, I'll let you have it this time
Shikamaru: Thanks, I guess
Choji: ...if you'll let me borrow some money to buy snacks
Shikamaru: Choji, I have a feeling you are just using me for food
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Kiba: Do you want to go to the hot springs? Just me and you?
Shino: What about my bugs? They seem to bother you a lot as I know
Kiba: Nah, it's totally fine, I got used to them already, besides it's not like I'm going to scream if I see a bug on your body.
*at the hot springs*
Kiba: *screams like a 5 year old and makes something like bark noises at the same time, while hiding behind Akamaru*
Shino: I would like you to stop screaming because...
Kiba: *Gets up and runs away with a sonic speed*
Shino:
Shino: ...it's hurting my feeling
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Lee: I have a great idea
Neji: I think I'll pass
Lee: You didn't even hear it...
Neji: If you want me to crossdress, I'm not doing that
Lee: But why not?
Neji: You are going to make me you wife/girlfriend again!
Lee:
Lee: ... so, what's the problem?
