[yankeedooodle]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[tastefullyoffensive]

[vintagesalt-deactivated20181115]

Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter || 1989

[slightmood]

my surprise soup themed wedding

me: *rolls a single can of soup down the isle before I start walking*

guests: ?????????????????????????????

me: :)

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[whoisthecunt]

[jncos]

Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

[woodrider]

Billy Joel - Piano Man

[viola-and-chill]

I hate this site

[serotnin]

serotonin? in this economy?

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

this is it, we’ve found the ultimate specimen of millennial humor

[buryyourhands-deactivated201701]

[no-chill-at-all]

[mathurbator]

me: *laughs at something*

me: ok back to suffering

[teenscoolest]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[hidingoutbackstage]

Y’all will not fucking believe the ad I saw at the mall today

[beardyboywonder]

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

[honeystopthecar]

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

[orangememesicle]

come with me

and you’ll see

my need of constant validation

[loki-tv-daily-deactivated202105]

keanu is  Ted “Theodore” Logan in  Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)