something witty

Sophia / Florida / actually a gator

[ymutate]

In an art show in SF.

Made entirely of painted metal.

Tony Matelli.

[kentsarrow]

Link to his gallery

[woman-respecter]

kids these days are like “i need chat gpt to write an essay that would normally take 12 hours in 2” but back in my day i did that all the time by using a little technique called “writing some absolute bullshit.” and yet i still walked away with a better essay and more critical thinking skills than i would get if i used chatgpt. write a bad essay that you started on the day it was due, but write it yourself.

[denglischposting]

🙇‍♀️ frauen-respektierer

die jugend von heute so "ich brauche chatgpt um einen aufsatz für den ich sonst 12 stunden brauche in 2 zu schreiben" aber zu meiner zeit hab ich das andauernd gemacht und zwar mit einem kleinen trick namens "irgend eine scheiße schreiben" und hatte am ende trotzdem einen besseren aufsatz und ein besseres kritisches denkvermögen als wenn ich chatgpt verwendet hätte. schreib einen schlechten aufsatz den du am tage der abgabe anfängst, aber mach's wenigstens selbst.

[woman-respecter]

yo they’re translating my post into german

[thegaymertrainer]

[mikumadds]

some of you guys need to see this

[mysteryteacup]

I knew the rhyme was going to be sandwich. 😂 An excellent choice of food, person who made the video.

[unusualrussia]

Construction crew commuting to work

[ewanmrozny]

#it’s like a clown car but#with more Slav

It’s Slav TARDIS

[geistygeist]

The most Slavic thing ever

[zerotheduke]

what the fuck. what the fuck. 

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[sandmandaddy69]

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[becdecorbin]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[fiendir]

[tastylemonbread]

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

[thatnoulguyorsomething]

I genuinely cannot tell if this is supposed to be a horny post or House of Leaves inspo. Great job, op.

[tastylemonbread]

secret third option actually. now, don't have me break this thing down for nothing

[tastylemonbread]

[tastylemonbread]

[windup-angel]

they think they got it.

oh, they think they got it.

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[e-rated-beardo]

Always reblog this queen of burns the dude didn't even realise happened

[cute-girls-from-vns-anime-manga]

Accurate portrayl of being a teacher just so busy and tired.

Horns growing out of a student? Check to make sure medically they fine then move on

[physicalvocalist]

Bro said

[beardedmrbean]

[qubesos-official]

[transfemme-shelterdog]

French people when you call it bukake and not "nut a la visage" and shibari instead of "corde attacher l'submissive"

[transfemme-shelterdog]

Pisse? In le pantalons???

Mon tabarnak j'vais te décâlisser la yeule, câlice!

[rylandsgrace]

Andrew Garfield on consent and privacy

[fozmeadows]

he's right and he should say it

[laika-the-bitch]

every time i have to spend a few minutes in the apartment`s mail room sorting and throwing out scammy credit card offers i wonder how many hours of labor went into the inkmaking, papermaking, graphic design, copy writing, and shipping of trash that is only ever meant to hurt people

[creepymutelilbugger]