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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
if i look back, i am lost
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@yaoilover95
historically speaking the best thing to ever happen on this earth is castiel springing out of eric kripkes skull fully formed like athena intent on serving cunt and being gay and saving the world with his big gay feelings for dean winchester, who was born more the traditinoal way out of eric kripkes penis. i forgot what i was going to say
I found this on Pinterest and died 💀🤣
Nothing like holding my love
If anyone is wondering where we are on a scale of 1 to fucked, Weird Al Yankovic just did a full cover of Rage Against the Machine - Killing In the Name
In this man's 46 year long career, through everything, he has NEVER spoken about politics. He has NEVER spoken harshly to anyone. He has NEVER performed songs with heavy swearing or forceful lyrics. This man guest starred on My Little Pony as "Cheese Sandwich," the only other party pony as fun as Pinkie Pie!
When THIS man stops laughing, we are in trouble.
Seeing Weird Al screaming "FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME" with his whole chest, zero comedy, really is like seeing the nicest person you know finally snap because everything around him is so fucked up and horrible. I've always respected Weird Al as an artist and as a person, and this has only upped my respect for him.
^This exactly!^
Savage farmer
Just to put this in perspective, the school was making high school students pay the equivalent of $40/month for parking.
dean believing that angels do not experience love the way humans do. so there's no point telling cas how dean feels about him cause cas won't get it anyway right??? but then cas confesses and dean realizes that cas has also been IN LOVE but it's too late for them now--
fighting for my fucking life in the work gc because nobody else has curly hair. freaky ted why have you done this to me.
and that marg was good because my boss made a comment i didn’t care for on the monday of that week so i overserved everybody by at least a shot to haemorrhage stock. there was no skill involved i out enough tequila in that to end Your bloodline freaky ted
Freaky Ted is living up to his name.
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So glad we’re all straight
@raptorcivilization you're right, and more people should say what you're saying
the moon is literally my favourite circle
OOH THATS A REALLY GOOD PICK!
YESSSSSS
amazing. brilliant.
that is so cute
unending peace and joy....
Going from this to that dynamic is truly iconic.
there are people out there whose entire job is to make sure their factory's bagel slicer perfectly divides every bagel into one brick that barely fits in the toaster and one sliver so thin it's almost transparent
so my favorite responses to this have been the ones treating me like some kind of dumbass for using a toaster instead of a toaster oven because they fixated on the "one half barely fitting" part, as if changing the toasting method somehow resolves the issue of one half of the bagel still being a translucent wafer
"sorry if I'm annoying you:(", "am i bothering you?", "tell me to shut up if i bore you"
your presence fills the cracks in my heart like flowers sprouting out of the earth i love you. you are the thorns in my stem that protect my petals i adore you. Tell me it all.
Don't hang onto being a woman if it isn't right for you, there are trans women hatching every day who will be much better at it.
Don't hang onto being a man if it isn't right for you, there are trans men hatching every day who will be much better at it.
I’m hanging on to both of them cause I’m greedy
Someone else got to give up their gender bc you took it. Great work!
the speed limit for ghosts is also 25
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I love blanky
This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:
If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.
This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace
