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schoenling

psst

if you’re not binary trans and use the label trans, you’re welcome!

if you’re trans and straight, that’s cool! you’re welcome here!

if you’re trans and gay, that’s great! welcome!

if you use multiple labels for your sexuality or gender, cool! welcome!

if you’re just realizing that comphet was why you called yourself bi, welcome!

if you change labels sometimes, or are still figuring yourself out, welcome!

if you’re aspec, welcome!

if you’re cisgender heteromantic asexual or cisgender aromantic heterosexual, welcome!

if you’re a nonbinary lesbian/gay or a genderfluid lesbian/gay, welcome!

if you are not a cisgender heteromantic heterosexual, welcome to the LGBTQ+ community. all we ask is that you don’t push your labels on others, and don’t tell them their labels are wrong.

being trans but not identifying as male or female doesn’t make you a trespasser here. it makes you trans, and it makes you welcome in the transgender community.

you’re binary trans and straight? neat! you’re still trans, and you’re welcome. you’re absolutely welcome.

being gay and trans doesn’t make you a cis straight person intruding, it makes you a trans gay person who is welcome and valid.

if you call yourself a trans genderfluid man, or an aegosexual asexual, congrats, you’re welcome.

if you identified as bi for years and just realized that no, you’re not attracted to men, good for you! welcome!

if you called yourself bi three months ago and call yourself omni now, cool! if you’re struggling to find a term that you feel fits, but you’re pretty sure you’re not cishet, you’re welcome here! and if you figure out that you are cishet, we’re glad to have gotten to know you while you were here.

You’re aspec? nice! come on in!

you’re ace or aro or somewhere on the spectrum and have had people tell you you’re not lgbtq+ because you’re cis and heterosexual/heteromantic? they were lying, welcome!

If you call yourself gay or a lesbian but aren’t a binary gender, that’s fine!

as long as you’re willing to support your lgbtq+ siblings, we’re delighted to have you.

Sincerely,

your new gay older brother. (if you’ll have me.)

silvermoon424

So I've known I'm ace for a long time but I recently found out that something called "aegosexual" might be a bit more accurate. So I made this meme to describe myself lol

Basically the takeaway from this is that there's a real possibility I might die a virgin and I don't give a shit lmao

yellowfang89

Asexual labels explained using cereal

You are in a kitchen, opening a pantry door. It contains every brand of cereal in existence.

Libido- How hungry you are

Sexual Attraction- How appealing each cereal is to you

Sex-Repulsed- The mere act of eating cereal disturbs you. You flee the kitchen to watch Netflix instead.

Sex-Indifferent- Someone brings you a bowl of cereal. Even though you don’t crave cereal, you decide to eat some anyway. Maybe because you want the person to feel happy you’re eating something they provided you. Maybe you’re just that hungry. Regardless, you’re fine with eating it since it’s already there. If it wasn’t, you wouldn’t care either.

Sex-favorable- Though you don’t particularly crave cereal, the act of eating cereal is enjoyable. So enjoyable, you go through the trouble of picking a brand to eat.

Asexual with low/no libido- You are rarely hungry, and none of the cereal appeals to you.

Asexual with average/high libido- You are often hungry, but none of the cereal appeals to you.

Aegosexual- Eating cereal sounds fun in theory but not in practice. You certainly have no interest in eating cereal yourself. You’d rather fantasize about other people eating cereal, thankyouverymuch.

Gray Asexual- You only like Lucky Charms and Apple Jacks. And maybe Fruity Pebbles but you’re not quite sure.

Demisexual- You see a box of Trix. You are familiar with the rabbit on the box, due to the commercials you’ve seen. You always sympathized with the rabbit for never getting any Trix. There are things in life you’ve wanted but have never gotten. You feel a bond with the rabbit. Suddenly that box of Trix looks tasty.

Fraysexual- You see a box of Cocoa Puffs. You have never heard of Cocoa Puffs in your life. But something about it is oh-so-appealing. You pour yourself a bowl. As you start to eat, you catch a commercial for Cocoa Puffs on TV. You now know what the mascot on the box is like. You lose interest in Cocoa Puffs for reasons you cannot explain.

Lithosexual- You notice a box of Fruit Loops. You feel an urge to eat it. Toucan Sam comes to life and asks you to eat them. This makes you uncomfortable, so you leave to watch Netflix with the sex-repulsed ace.

Reciprosexual- You have no interest in any of the cereal. Not even that box of Frosted Flakes. But Tony the Tiger shows up wanting you to eat the Frosted Flakes. Now that he wants you to eat Frosted Flakes, you want to eat Frosted Flakes.

Cupiosexual- You want to eat cereal, but none of the cereal looks appealing. Maybe if you grab that box of Corn Flakes, it’ll become appealing to you later? It’s happened to other people. You consider grabbing that box of Corn Flakes, just in case.

Orchidsexual- Some of the cereal looks appealing, but you have no interest in eating cereal.

Aceflux- None of the cereal looks good, so you close the pantry. A few days later, you decide to open the pantry again. Now, some of those brands look appetizing. You check the pantry again the next day. None of the cereal looks good anymore.

Quoisexual- You have no idea if you like a cereal because you want to eat it, or if you just think the box art is pretty. Does liking the box art count as wanting to eat it? Do you just like the mascot? Does liking the mascot count as wanting to eat the cereal? After reading everything I’ve written, you are still confused. You bang your head against the pantry in frustration.

#asexuality #Aegosexual

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horror movies desperately trying to achieve what hearing my parents arrive home did to my nervous system up until i was seventeen

sassy-potato-yall

swagintherain

“BLACK LIVES MATTER”

by Markus Prime

beachcityboardwalk-blog

No blog should be without the image of Garnet falcon-punching a racist cop.

tacogrande

Reasons why Garnet is an important character

kuroba101

Anyone who says this is out of character hasn’t watched the show.

flavorfulevening

Me, reading a fanfic: This masterpiece has great plot development, character arcs, and superb writing! I can't wait to finish-

Me: ... I said I can't w-

Me: ...I -

Me: ...

I always thought that my mom was afraid of nothing. She can kill spiders (no matter the size) with one square of toilet paper. She would chase me around the house with the dead spider saying there is nothing to be afraid of.

When I was younger a lizard got into our bathtub (I lived in Jamaica) but my mom didn’t believe me. You would only see the lizard when you turned on the water and the sudden force would make it slip out a little. It somehow managed to stay in the faucet while the water was running though. My mom found the lizard when she went to clean the bathtub and it poked its head out. She killed it when she tried to remove it, with her bare hands.

Last night I found out that my mom is under scared of things. Those things being slugs or anything without legs that slithers on its belly. She and my sister woke me up at 3:48 am because a slug had managed to get into her bathroom. My mom didn’t know the slug was there and used the toilet then went back to bed. My sister found the slug trails first then the slug. My mom had to change her clothes because in her mind the slug had touched her and was still on her. My sister who is much shorter than me but a decade older than me, used me as a shield when she tried to show me where the slug was.

I don’t like slugs either but I’m not terrified of them like my mother and sister. Slugs just gross me out. So I picked it up with a paper plate and threw it in the back yard.

TL;DR: my mother is terrified of slugs and I find it funny because karma’s a bitch.