Yarden Gnome

I’m Yarden/Apple (they/she)(21) Worlds most normal weevil fan pfp by my big bro

[goodlouse]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[zzzombiemachine]

Zombiemachine might die.

she broke down yesterday, on the way to see one of my friends perform. even with the engine bay violently shaking, she let me drive her to a mechanic 5 minutes from where we were stopped.

the man working there was able to run some simple diagnostics and found out that her engine, as suspected, was the problem.

cylinder 1 was firing at around 30 psi, while the expected pressure is 100 or more. meaning she was running on 3 cylinders, essentially, which would eventually start tearing the engine apart from the unbalanced and inconsistent cycling this caused.

in order to find and repair the specific issue, it would require an engine lift and for the engine to be torn down to determine whether it was the piston head or the engine block itself causing the issue. with the labor involved, it would be cheaper to have the engine fully replaced, and the cheapest quote he could give me for this was nearly $5,000.

of course, I'm going to have my insurance company tow here somewhere closer to home and have them give me a second opinion, but it's not looking good.

so if anyone has any way to help me save my love. whether in the form of advice on this particular issue, or on how to raise funds effectively, or even by directly sending money to help with the costs. and especially by spreading this around. please, I'm desperate.

Zombiemachine may be the single most important thing in the world to me. i can't lose her. even if we manage to ignore the emotional aspect. i need her to work, to support myself.

please, if anyone can help.

if you have any money to send, my venmo is @ beaswax_ and my cashapp is $beaswaxbaby.

[girlstunts]

being depressed & liking MCR is so embarrassing like omg not only am i depressed but i also listen to my chemical romance. like some sort of caricature. black hair & chemical imbalance. jesus christ the cliche is almost too much!

[girlstunts]

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

[sneepsnorp3d]

little cicada enjoying a rainy day at grandma's house :)

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[nyancrimew]

all the planet of the apes movies have stupid ass long titles like planet of the apes: the band the show the movie

[melindamagpie]

[liarsblade]

Ugly Duckling sequel where the swan is like hey it's nobody's fault and I don't think anyone did anything wrong per se but nonetheless I did feel really alienated and depressed for most of my youth and those years do continue to affect me in the present day and their mom is like, so what you're saying is that you think I'm a failure and a bad duck.

[snapscube]

just being a menace

[beasle-bub]

Epic Rap Battles of History:

CASTRATA vs EUNUCH

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

very telling that even if you’re not allowed to view content related to self harm/suicide/eating disorders due to not giving up your ID on the uk internet you will still be shown relentless ads for weight loss drugs and fad diets showing unrealistic/AI generated bodies and unhealthy methods and time frames for weight loss that can only be achieved by starvation. oh and also so so many gambling ads. relentless ads for gacha and gambling services. almost like it’s not actually about protecting kids at all or something

[syncarida]

being a megalograptus must have sucked because what if you wanted to kiss another megalograptus but you had 50000 spines

[syncarida]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

the first researchers who found this thing saw it and said "that looks like something that would have megalo grabbed us" and then looked up at each other and kissed

[electricpurrs]

i have pretty much a like, overwhelming phobia of ants (minor childhood trauma thing) specially when there's a ton of them at once, but for some reason they stop being scary when they're carrying leaves. a huge line of hundreds of ants carrying little leaves is objectively cute to me even though i know i would be freaking out if they didn't have leaves. not quite sure what the psychology of that is

[electricpurrs]

i was watching the ants and i just saw one of them do this. how am i scared of these things

[yardengnome]

this me btw. im this ant