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Bearing my anti depressants over the head with bread to make them stay down

#forgor dinner #antidepressants #they making me eat one way or another

At work, going to the bathroom: I'm going to the piss laboratory!

My coworker, deadpan: Go piss girl

#coworkers #I collected another brother #I'm collecting siblings

Me: *putting old man ointment on my hips because ouchie* *menthol smell ensues* Daddy's joints hurt

My roommate: Who you getting your joints all oiled up for? hÖr-

My roommate is diabolical <3

#roommate ramblings #I smell like altoids #and old men #hush kitten daddy has to prepare to exist on a normal level without pain #this cowboy's riding days are over before they've even begun #*squeaky hinge door sounds* you close?

ads closing just it's first layer and taking me to more ad or to the play store feels like a violation of my consent. I said no once, twice, and sometimes thrice, RELEASE ME

#don't RUSH ME KATIE

I hate being reminded I'm your creation in the way that I laugh

#not to get angsty lmao #“my mom was mean to me 🥺🥺🥺”#yes I'm okay lmfao just thought of that line and thought it sounded cool #but also genuinely yeouch

stealingpotatoes

I would give an arm and maybe a leg to see the PHM characters in your artstyle (no pressure)

PUT YOUR LIMBS BACK AND HOLD THIS INSTEAD

(links // tip jar!)

yarrowie

Headcannoning that his students called him this behind his back

my friends are so supportive @psxchopope

#sillyposting

get in the wheel science boy

#project hail mary #ryland grace #rocky phm #culture shock #pack it up gay boy #phm #phm fanart

guys who wants my playlist

#sex playlist #definitely good suggestions #who wants it

cloudabserk

everyone has to be nice to him

thememedaddy

yarrowie

Alternatively, tell your friends you're glad their dad got off

#frienship #“yay your dad came”

putting moon water in my red bull boutta be energetically DOPE as FUCK

#moon water #witchcraft #red bull #witchblr #does this count as chaos witchcraft?

Pros of getting snakebites!

- THEY LOOK SICK

- happy happy happy

Cons of getting snakebites

- permanent wet chin from saline and mouth wash

#snakebites #girls with piercings #healing #RAAGGHHH #I look like I don't know how to wipe my mouth #but it's just that I CAN'T #hURTY #yeOUCH

hmm I may start writing fanfic purely for the BloodyMary ship. Simon and Grace are so fucking CUTE I'm so here for the return to cross universe ships

#bloodymary #simon iron lung #ryland grace #cuties

tetitasdelimon

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

what if I animated popcorn and made like a million dollars

#I wanted to add a poll #yes or no #someone's gotta pay for my college and it'd apparently gotta be me so

dragon-in-a-fez

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

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