Casually talentless

So I'm Emily, Canadian, 22, she/her pronouns. Welcome to my little slice of internet.

[hymnostic]

zac efron on the verge of tears after eating pasta is both extremely relatable and also incredibly sad

[abratsworld]

Hollywood is so toxic with men's "body goals". Society is so toxic with men's mental health. This is heartbreaking to see. I really hope we change the view point of these things.

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

Zac Efron’s show is an accidental documentary over one man’s lifestyle deprogramming. Almost every episode ends with him having some kind of revelation over just how fucked the culture he belonged to is and relearning what normal living is like. 

[armandyke]

Family disputes

Bonus ❤️

[lunarbaboon]

lunarbaboon

[thirtynineitude]

CUTE

[totallysilvergirl]

Parenting means taking a very long view. Props to parents who do

[justcatposts]

Sock thief 

via reddit: u/hqs_itemshop3

[feltfreak]

baby on baby crime

[hatake]

me: (has super negative thought)

me: thank you Captain Edge Lord can we please hear from someone else today

[catzgba]

I stopped having celebrity role models ever since ringo starr told me to fuck off when I was 11 that experience was very formative I can never trust another beatle

[rcktpwr]

did he really

[catzgba]

God it really did and Im so pissed because I cant even tell the story because it sounds so everyone got up and clapped

[rcktpwr]

you GOTTA tell me this story maude i must know

[catzgba]

Well I’m not really used to telling this in text form so I’ll do my best but basically when I was 11 I idolized the beatles and like collected their records and cds, read all their autobiographies, had pics of them hanging ovr my bed and shit… yeah yeah it was a more naive time. But basically since my mom knew I loved them she pulled some of her vegas strings for my birthday and got me into the premiere of the beatles cirque de soleil show. see it, think its kinda lame but too starstruck to care, we get to go to the afterparty and there he is, the man himself, Richard Starky or whateverthefuck…. so naturally I FLIP and go omg ringo youve shaped my young life please can I have a picture w you

And the dude, like. Turns around. And does the most fucking cartoon villain laugh I’ve ever heard in my life. Like, puts his hands over his stomach, takes a deep breath and makes this noise thatd Id describe as Santa Claus mixed with Bowser. And looks me right in my horrified eyes and goes, “No.”

Like, I dont know what to say at this pt. I’m 11, my self esteem was pretty damn low, its not really registering to me that one of my childhood heroes is a fucking DBZ antagonist, instead my first instinct is that I did something wrong or I’m just so damn ugly the very sight of me deeply offended Mr. Starr, so even tho Im starting to cry a bit I awkwardly laugh and apologize for the intrusion. And the dude. He just gives me the smuggest “Yeah, thought so” look ever. And gestures to the other side of the room and goes “fuck off, kid”. Then turns around and resumes his conversation about the finer points of Microsoft paint as a modern art medium or whatever topic I imagine dominates the conversations of such an influential celebrity

But like, and this is the most fake sounding part of it, Julian Lennon (johns son from his first marriage, I think hes a photographer or something) saw all this happen. And like, stands there and comforts me for like 15 minutes. I’m ugly sobbing so loudly at this point, he just like gives me a kiss on my head and says things are gonna be ok. I ask him if I did something wrong. He tells me this happens all the time, the dude just really hates kids and kinda people in general. That raised so many questions for me. Is this a regular occurence? Has he comforted other kids who have had their hearts cruelly ripped out by the menace known as ringo starr, or possibly the other slightly less assholish beatles? Like, he seemed like he was so used to it.

Yeah, I threw out all my beatles shit after that. But thanks julian lennon for stopping me from becoming a supervillain hellbent on destroying the entire nation of britain for good. What a dude. I should check out his photos.

[rcktpwr]

holy shit

[umbrellanumber5-deactivated2021]

This honestly explains so much

[gretchensinister]

Giving someone six geese (a-laying, and thus in full protect-the-nest mode), much less SEVEN SWANS, does not seem to me, to be, per se, an act of true love

[murakel]

[guerrillatech]

[levourdalak]

[radicallynothing]

Daisy mae carrying my cat turnip!! ig @ks_illo

[narcotic]

[br0kenblueeyes]

Big wrinkle with their little wrinkles

[ssoveia]

RICKY WHITTLE  TV Insider (x)

[babyanimalgifs]

Tiger checking the depth of a watering hole before getting in 

(Source)

[i-am-a-fish]

I once posted about how much I hate MAPs and this one dude said “you motherfucker, I used to like you” and I’m very glad they don’t like me anymore

[honey-sunny-bee]

Reblog to make a pedophile dislike you

[solassitudes]

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

[solassitudes]

i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.

[rosesastrology]

Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.

[ethuil]

[sweeneyxlaura]

Mad Sweeney and Laura Moon in AMERICAN GODS [3/40]:  – Sweeney + the struggle being real

[justinhubbell]

To those we love

To those we lost

And those of us

Whose paths have crossed.

- - -

About this: I’m in therapy. I am in recovery. I am healing.

This triptych is part of a book I’ve been working on.

I’ve been suicidal since the third grade. What I’ve learned over the years is, being suicidal is nothing to be ashamed of. It’s not your fault. You’re not “broken” or “worthless” or any of that.

We have the power to change our relationship with anything. We can find balance within ourselves. It’s there.

If you were looking for, or needing a sign? Here it is.

If you needed permission? Take mine.

It might take you a few tries, yes, but there are many people who can help. It’s a slow process but you are worth it.  Don’t give up!

I love you and I’m proud of you!

-Justin

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

This gave me chills